>sister gets knocked uo >"so anon when will you

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my mom thinks i'm gay

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>>36030938
Same here, except my parents haven't asked if when I'll be having kids since I'm still in college, but they do ask if I'm making friends.

>>36030951
Do you anime posters all over your room

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>>36030951
>tfw your mum would rather think you're gay than accept the fact that you're unappealing to women

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>>36030951
>tfw actually am gay but conservative parents
>my close friends are exclusively male, have never talked about women
>moved out for college
>occasionally tell parents about a sightseeing trip to san francisco or some other gay friendly city
>in reality i'm sleeping with other men

they're welcome to keep ignoring all the signs because I'm sure as shit not outing myself

>>36030938
Who do you think knocked up my sister

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> neighbor girl is getting married
> Mom starts haranguing me about getting married
> won't shut up about it
> also won't help me move out so I even have a fighting chance to get a gf first
I mean realistically I know even if I move out I won't get a girlfriend but a .0001% chance is still better than absolute zero.

>>36031475
she knows the guy, it's just that it wasn't planned from what i hear