>Homemade noose ready >Suicide note ready and hung next

Why didn't you delete your porn? You don't get to keep it in the afterlife, you know.

>>36026683
But what if he accidentally survives and needs to fap before trying again?

>>36026683
Knowing my luck it wouldn't surprise me if somehow I survive. Gotta think of of all scenarios anon. If someone finds it even with it being hidden, then I'll be dead anyways so I won't care.

>>36026662
- Letting death cuck you.
- falling for the suicide meme
... Don't let the door hit ya on the ass on the way out coward.

>>36026717
>then I'll be dead anyways so I won't care

So why did you delete your browsing history, then?

>>36026717
What if you survive with brain damage and forget where it is or forget it exists at all?

>>36026752
My browser history was a minefield of fucked up porn for half of the alphabet. If someone finds my hidden porn folder it will be months after I'm dead, but I don't want my parents finding out that I'm dead and right after that finding out how fucked up I was. Gotta minimize the shock.

>>36026727
Choosing death is the least coward thing ever tho

>>36026662
I stood at rail tracks for 2 hours today and when the train came I could not find the courage to do it

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>>36026876
Trains are scary and you have to go outside for it. I don't think I could do train either, hanging seems effective, isn't nearly as scary and you can do it in the comfort of your own house.

>>36026662
Are you in the UK? Fucking take me out with you.

I can't imagine hanging, jumping or training, and pills are not likely to work. Shooting isn't an option where I am. Fuck's sake

>>36026954
what the fuck, it's much better to hang yourself in a forest with proper drop, indoors it's very painful

post nudes before you go

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>>36027005
>being such a fuckup pussy you cant even kill youreself
lmaoing@urlyfe

>>36026988
Argentina, sorry anon. If it helps, before I die I officially declare that malvinas aren't argentinas

>>36027005
>>36027008
Hanging isn't as scary as it sounds though. You have 2 options, either you pass out in less than a minute from lack of blood flow, or you asphyxiate in some minutes. If you pass out then it's nearly painless, if you don't then tough luck but it still is less painful than a lot of other methods.

>>36027005
Could go to sleep with a fan turned on in the room and the door shut I guess

>>36027128
>or you asphyxiate
How will you prevent your body from reflexively saving you? Are you gonna drop from somewhere, tie your hands and feet?

Also if you become a ghost or something in the afterlife, please try your hardest to manipulate spacetime to get me a gf.

If you get to talk to God or whoever the fuck is in charge. Piss on his face for me.

>>36027194
As far as I know there's no reflexively saving you, just thrashing around as far as I know. If you want to die enough, you can even hang yourself with your feet still in reach of the floor, I've seen videos of it before (I'm gonna go the suspended way though).

And will do anon. I'll haunt the fuck out of chad and scare the stacies your way.

If you commit suicide you will go to hell and burn forever.

Why all the trouble with a noose?
zip ties around the neck would be just as good

>>36027305
Get drunk as fuck first though. Be sure you'll be able to hang yourself properly. The drunkness should just make you even sleepier and numb.
Do you think you'll get on the news? Anywhere we should be watching?

What's the T-Minus on your departure anon?

>>36026662
Will you let us know if you survive?

>>36027530
>t-minus departure
You mean t-minus ascension anon

>>36027335
>God creates the conditions for suffering
>Punishes people when they don't want to suffer
Satan did nothing wrong.

>>36027530
I'm a wuss who has never been drunk before, got no alcohol. But it's okay, I'm already to the point I don't think I'll fight back. I won't make the news not really, I doubt I'm remarkable enough for it, I'll just be another suicide.

I'll most likely be dead by the end of the week, if nothing goes wrong. I got everything prepared now so nothing will make me hesitate the next time I feel disconnected enough to not give a fuck about my survival instinct. I was feeling like that earlier but had nothing prepared so yeah, next time it happens I'll be ready to go. Shouldn't take long, I'm truly feeling like shit these days.

>>36027645
I'm sure a lot of robots want to kill themselves, how would you know it was me. If I survive I either fucked up somehow or the one in a million chance scenario of my problems becoming solvable somehow came true

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>>36026662
Damn

See you on the other side brother...

>>36027765
Sorry, I can't help but worry about you. You seem nice even in this one thread, even despite your fucked up porn habits.
I am not trying to talk you out of it, since your situation is unknown, just want to wish you luck, whatever it means to you.

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>>36026662
god speed anon
May your waifu be waiting for you

>>36027154
What are you talking about?

Fan?

>>36027874
You're not going to kill yourself too, are you?

>>36027910
It's okay I understand, thanks anon. I'm just tired of failure, stress and depression. Every time it seemed to be getting better, every time I've felt a bit happier and a bit more hopeful for the future, it just turned out to be the setup for an even bigger failure. I'm tired of it.

It's the best for everyone really, even for my parents. They're disappointed in me, they're too nice to tell it to my face but I've heard them before. They might be sad at first but in the long term it's better for them too, I won't disappoint them further. Other than my parents, there's no one else to miss me.

>>36028098
A weak, poor pothead
Thumbs together a haiku.
Do you benefit?

Anyone killed themselves with a grenade? Did it work?

>>36028184
Wikipedia says that falling on a grenade is almost universally fatal.

Honest farmer's memes
Go unsold at the market.
This night, ilk shall starve.

>>36026662
Do you have a plan for how your body will be discovered? Are you just going to let it rot until someone smells something and comes to investigate?

Kill people burn shit
Fuck school I'm fuckin radi
Cal nigga I'm fuck

>>36028373
I'll have to just let it be there, wish there was another way but I can't risk alerting someone I know and being found out before I'm dead.

>>36026662

I always read about how dangerous fentanyl is... would it be really effective for easy suicide?

>>36028547
Do you have an easy access to it?

I'm the god damn man,
He echoed in a sad thread,
And felt worse after.

>>36028547
Fentanyl is pretty much super-morphine right? Shouldn't be hard. Don't take my word for it though, I don't know shit about drugs.

>>36027978
Hes memeing. Koreans believe in fan death

>>36026662
See you brother I hope God accepts you and gives you rest from all your pain/work which is called life with God.

>>36028572

I assume I could get it through the darknet somewhere.

>>36028711
Why not cyanide then? I suppose you can get it there too.

>>36028807

Cyanide is really painful IIRC.

>>36028863
What about valium+cyanide? Like when they drank kool aid.

>>36028863
http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods According to this cyanide isn't THAT bad. Well, relatively.

>>36026662
>porn hidden
>not deleted
You ain't doing shit.

>>36026662
>Homemade noose
A opposed to a fancy designer noose- smart.

Why wouldn't you just encrypt your porn instead of hiding it deep in a windows folder? Search functions can find that shit, but not if it's encrypted. There are a lot of free and easy tools. 7zip is a file compressor that lets you encrypt the compressed files, and it's super easy to install.

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>>36026662
Podemos tomar una birrita en la vereda y me contas tus mambos.. Pero posta, no memeing

>>36026662
Is suiciders vs. lifecucks the new NEETs vs. wagecucks?

Very depressing thread. I hope you didn't do it anon ;_;