WHAT DO I RESPOND BACK WITH??!!??!
>make a fake okcupid profile so I can insecurely brown local chicks trying to find a semi-religious conservative grill
>a qt mixed black chick from Texas that looks a bit spergian messages me within an hour of making my account
>she messages first
>on my six things I couldn't live without I put seven but the last one is "- calculators :)"
>her first message is "Haha I like how you added calculators to your "six" things. It's cute :)"
JESUS CHRIST JUST FUCKING KILL ME. I can never use that again, especially on my REAL account. FUCK FUCK FUCK. That was perfect and now I feel fucking pathetic for making a fake account for the memes and to lurk.
>>36023611
HELP ME NIGGAS
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>>36023611
>>36023680
This is her btw
[/spoiler] HELP [/spoiler]
>>36023611
I don't have any advice because I don't know how/don't care to talk to women, but your image is nice. That was my favorite movie as a kid
>>36023611
Nothing wrong with it. See it like this: If stuff goes wrong, there is a extremely small chance that you will see them ever (again)
>>36023745
>her
>qt
Just lmao
You made the memes too dank, Pepe. A rookie mistake. Anyway this is an easy fix. Set your profile to incognito mode and she (or anyone else) won't be able to see you.
>>36023611
You made a joke account so just continue with the joke.
>>36023611
Why do you want aids?
Why would you fill out the profile at all? My fake just has a fake picture and that's only because I have to.