>Walk into your sister's room to get something >See

>Take a picture
>Post it on the internet so people can see it
>Ask for advice even though no one will help you

>>36022066
Do a 360 and walk away
there's no way this is original

>>36022104
fpbp as usual

original comment

>>36022115
if you do a 360 you will be facing the same direction as you where before

>>36022154
>being this new

my dude...

>>36022154
Die newfag

>>36022153
>fpbp

Where the fuck did this faggot meme come from? It's literally FIRST POST-tier. Stop that immediately.

>>36022066

to be honest rubbing with my finger feels way better than vibrators.

>>36022183
>>36022192
fuck offf newwshits

@36022219
No (you) for you, roastposter

>>36022154
u just got memed on my dude ;^)

>>36022154
That's why you moonwalk away.

>>36022066
Also, that thing is huge. How is any dude suppose to compete...plus we can't vibrate.

If that was my gf I would try to convince her to get one the same size as me. If she masturbates that's a good thing b.co it will trigger her sex drive. And as for the vibration that isn't so bad since the real thing as other advantages beside vibration.

>>36022218
I'm sorry anon I-I just thought his post was good.

Vibe the tip of my benis

>>36022290
>the voice of reason
>this retarded

>>36022290
That's an external vibrator.
Nobody actually fits that inside of them, you autistic moron.

>>36022290
>that thing is huge.
u sure what this one does pal?

Why did my sister giverself a back massage then pee the bed?

>>36022066
Why don't you use it? You can literally cum buckets with one of those.

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>>36022066
>What do?
Take a good whiff and a pic

>>36022066
>Strap it around on my dick
>Turn it on and enjoy the ride

>>36022154
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Origato

get what i wanted to and leave.

what she does behind closed doors is none of my business

>>36022066
My mom had one of those microphones actually. Never managed to get it to work though.

>>36022066
Tell my parents obviously.

>>36023949
ur the real newfag here

>>36022066
Lick the bed sheets to be honest

>>36022066
put it into a plastic bag along with the wet sheets.
mail it to a robot for $10

>>36022066
Corrective rape

>>36022066
What you did, off course; Take picture and post on /r9k/. It's the only decent thing to do ! ( along with posting nude pics of your sister )

>>36022066
i steal it
she cant ask me or anyone else
if she does, ill be like "WHAT THE FUCK UMMM UR WEIRD LEAVE ME ALONE WIERDO "

>>36022234
>being this new that you don't know that this is how you get easy (you)'s

>>36025098
This. Plus a picture of your sister.

>>36022066
buy her a better one, that's a shitty knockoff hitachi wand