short story time
>wake up at 8 am to go to work
>get in the car, pouring rain today
>have to drive past a big bus terminal every morning.
>some bus stops are directly on the sidewalk, outside the terminal area
>see two fucking roasties trying to hide under one umbrella at a street bus stop
>purposefully miss my left turn to get into the right lane next to the bus stop
>drive as fast as possible over a massive puddle
>a tsunami is created and engulfs the whores
>look back in my rear mirror to see them drenched and screaming
today is going to be a good day fellas : )
Lol ur such a badass man
>>36017324
thanks for the compliment, i'm feeling extra good today now : )
>>36017271
YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!!
Robot Uprising when?
>>36017271
Sounds like the roasties got toastie
>>36017271
This story would be even better if they were wearing white tshirts with no bras. Then some lucky robot on the bus would've gotten to see some titties.
Thanks OP. Your valiant gesture is greatly appreciated.
>>36017757
>>36017820
it was so satisfying, my first genuine smile this week. : )
>>36017835
it's still relatively cold here, jacket weather. i'll do it again closer to summer : )
>>36017271
> unironically thinking this anon is not an idiot ?
Neck it, edgelords
>>36017945
did you just tell anons to kill themselves and call THEM edgelords in the same post?
wew