I keep trying to jack off but my mom keeps walking up and down

I fucking hate this shit. My mom just barges straight into the fuckin office too. I got caught once by my fucking grandma and I threw a towel over and played it cool but she knew damn well what I was doing(not easy to hide 7'). Fucking hate not living alone. I'm cutting down on masturbation anyway, porn is too controlling.

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>>36010557
>staying in a college dorm with a chad roommate
>goes to sleep late so I have to wait ages to rub one out after a stressful day
>sleeps like a fucking hurricane, constantly shifting around and making noises in bed
>every time I try to masturbate he makes some stupid fucking sound or looks like he's about to get up
>meanwhile he has a hot gf who he gets to go balls deep inside whenever he's horny
>on valentine's day he asks me if I have a gf too

FUCK OFF CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAD LET ME CUUUUUUUUUUUM

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I had that kind of feeling back in elementary school. My family was so poor that my brother, my mom, and me had to sleep in the same bed. I remember feeling uncomfortable jacking off in the bathroom because it was used by like 4 persons or more and sometimes they knocked the door crazy demanding to use the bathroom so I waited for my mom and brother to sleep in order to jack off in the bed. Also I'm Chinese

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>>36010626
Right?? I feel like a normie would just keep jacking off but even if she isn't even anywhere near my room (house echoes a lot, you can basically hear someone walk from the other side with door closed) I still get flustered and cover my dick

>>36010688
I can guarantee you that they saw at least once.
when you mom saw did she blow you?

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>>36010686
Fucking hate when normies ask you this
>So. Do you have a girlfriend yet?
For the last fucking time, I have a 2D girlfriend already.

>>36010858
The worst part is that you can tell they're well-aware of what the answer will be. It's more a matter of them smugly asserting their deduction that you are a social reject.

>>36010727
I bet she saw me once or more but she didn't give a fuck and my brother probably didn't know what was going on

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>>36010557
>single parent household
>deadbeat dad
>tfw my mum tries to give me "the talk" after catching me fapping

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>36010858
>I have a 2D girlfriend already
I hope you actually don't respond that... If you do so I'd laugh at you even if had a 2d GF too

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>>36010924

>"you got a pre big dickitty dick, dont get anyone preggo"

>>36010557
You know that she and anyone else can smell the fapping right? It has a strong smell you guys are used to.

>>36011021
Naw I do it everyday, so everytime they come in, they just assume my room stinks ;).

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>>36010999
>"now anon, those girls in the videos are professionals, you need to know that not every girl is going to be willing to do those kinds of things"
>"and their boobies are usually fake, so don't get your hopes up too high"
>"now I know you're at that age where you're just a big ol' ball of hormones, but you need to know that sometimes it's better to just focus on your work"
>"there'll be plenty of time for girls in the future, when you're a big, successful man"
>"you don't have a girlfriend now, do you? don't you go around embarrassing me by being a perv"

STOP IT MOM

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>>36011077
My mum giving me the talk (religious as fuck):

>Anon, sit here
>Listen, I know you're at the age where you'll find girls attractive
>I don't care if you get with a girl, lord knows that will happen whether I like it or not
>Just as long as you remember only to have.... Sex when you're married, okay?

first sexual experience was me fucking a girl in the ass and jizzing over her face at a party. She's still my girlfriend now and my mum thinks she's some sort of sweet angel.

>>36010557
Wait until she goes to sleep

>>36011175
i managed to do it, fucking made a mess.

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>>36010686
>not just letting Chad fuck you

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>>36011202
That Shinji Is cute as fuck

>>36011161
thanks for sharing that great story normie.