>Anon. You don't drink that filthy coffee right? Here have some tea instead. It's Earl Grey with some Five alive. You'll like it, trust me!
>>36003168
t-thanks I actually d-drink tea did you know I've never had coffee in my entire life just an interesting fact about me haha
I already drink green and black tea. Coffee is fucking nasty.
>>36003244
>Coffee is fucking nasty.
It's mud water really. It's 100% sugar and caffiene addiction.
Beer also tastes like ass. It's why I drink whine.
>>36003168
I think it would actually be beneficial to dismiss her opinion and confidently state how much you like coffee. Maybe even throw in a friendly insult
>not drinking coffee
Do you kids ever want hair on your chest?
>>36003267
I take my coffee black, so halve that down to just caffeine addiction for me my man.Espresso actually tastes really good but a lot of coffee sucks.
tea?
lmao go back to gook land or that shitty british island
drink water faggot
>>36003267
I'm fine with most beer besides natty ass.
>>36003284
I've actually got a giant viking beard and hair on my chest, coffee is still nasty as fuck.
Is it bad that I sweeten my hot tea just a little bit?
>>36003168
I drink coffee here and there, but during winters i dont buy juices and such, instead i fill a full 1l bottle with tea and just drink it like that.
>arguing about which substitute for jizz is the best drink
pathetic, truly
>>36003168
I'll take some English Breakfast tea if you've got it.
>>36003365
Why don't you try using a thermos anon?
>not having a London Fog
best of both worlds
>>36003326
Is it bad that I want to sweeten your hot tea, anon
>>36003319
>I've had peach fuzz on my belly and can bench 40 pounds ez
How does feel to know that Stacy only fucks us Starbucks Chad's?
>>36003408
No, but I kinda already have a bf
>>36003168
>Five alive.
Literally haven't drunk that since I was 8, thanks for the nostalgia trip OP.
Also: who the FUCK mixes that with tea.
>>36003267
What do you mean there is no sugar in coffee? But yeah the caffeine addiction part is true. It really is tasty though.
But why not drink both? I usually start my day with a cup of both.
>>36003426
>Also: who the FUCK mixes that with tea.
People who want orange flavored tea.
>>36003394
Oooh that reminds me, i got a big thermos cup as a gift recently. Thats definitely going to be put to use.
>>36003447
You mean bitches.
>>36003168
>these larping scenes always have the female dictating the action
And this is why you fags don't have girlfriends.