I'm going to kill myself tomorrow. I don't have a

NEEDLE IN THE HAY
NEEDLE IN THE HAYYYYY

oregano

anon there's literally so much you can do with your life, you're just too afraid. Don't kill yourself and stop being a bitch

>>36002745
two packs of paracetamol

>>36002745
Why not? If you think the time is right, then you should do it.

>>36002832
I'll never not be afraid and I'm 34. I just don't think I can take much more of this shit.

>>36002745
Smoke DMT. You'll die and go to heaven. Itd be the most terrifying experience of your life but when you rebirth, you'll be healed

Don't kill yourself, anon. Don't give up on a world that has wonderful things like Wes Anderson movies.
Find something worth living for.
Do not waste your only chance of life.

>>36002868
That doesn't seem like a sure way, I think I'll just drink a 40 oz of Rum and some nyquil and hang myself.

>>36002871
the only thing to fear is fear itself. Life is what you make it. Stop worrying about being a virgin or having a gf. Play an instrument, make a movie, draw
there's so many things in this world to do. Don't ruin it for yourself

>>36002945
My brain is too fucked to enjoy or have the patience for any of those things.

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>>36002832
>>36002914
>>36002945
>all these redditcore replies

GET OUT REDDITORS!!

>>36002990
nigga that's what every depressed person says. grow the fuck up. It's never too late to start over.

>>36003012
dude. who gives a fuck about reddit? this website is already fucked. there's no way to fix it. accept it.

Hang yourself, it's only uncomfortable for a few seconds, no pain

>>36003016
I'm 34. Fuck off. I'm just looking for help selecting the method to kill myself, i'm not here for life lessons from some fucking 19 year old.

>>36002745

Tell the cops you have evidence that can send Hillary Clinton down.

Enjoy your free two shotgun blasts to the back of the head and subsequent "suicide".

>>36002745
link a ustream and take others out with you

>>36003095
i don't give a shit about you're age. but if you're going to be a dick about it, fine. Sorry for trying to help. Have fun wallowing in self-pity and missed opportunities, dipshit.

>>36003119
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

this one is great

>>36002745
Paracetamol overdose. Guaranteed quick and painless.

>>36002745
lostallhope.com
Everything you want to know should be on that website. Goodbye friend.

>>36003314
Hanging seems good with no guns available. I like the success rate, the pain % seems kind of high but I'm sure a bottle of bourbon and some oxy's will help. Thanks.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charcoal-burning_suicide
Guns will always be the best method but this is a decent alternative.