>Go into a shop >Buy an item >Pay by card >It costs

They charge you that fee lol

>>35996063
>need to close my back account
>used card on that vending machine which take money day after payment
>spend around $50 on drinks
>closed bank account that day

they're gonna get me though but still

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>Go to Caines
>They accidentally give me the 4 tendie instead of 3 piece meal
>Don't say anything

>>35996519
That is evil my friend.

>be a newfag
>pretend to be an oldfag

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>at a bed and breakfast for one night
>Older milfs house nicely decorated
>Find all of her panties and tights inside the room she gave me
>Masturbate and cum all over them
>Leave her closet torn apart
>Dip early as a mofo
>Police happen to stop me and say they think some things were out of place so she called
>They search me and I don't have anything that doesn't belong to me
>Walk away like a boss
She had to miss church because of me :)

>>35996063
>go to a bar to get drinks
>a gay man ask if i am gay and if i would want my dick sucked
>Not gay
>Still let him suck my dick