Tfw that first tart sip of monster ultra red in the morning to wash down the lingering taste of last nights cum.
>not washing down cum with a glass of bull semen
Fuck yes.
I've been on a Red Bull kick lately. It tastes good. I used to be one of those "Nah energy drinks are for normies" faggots.
>>35991980
awesome thread op. you're going places
That first dip of the day. Where my dip boys at?
My favourites are Rockstar Sour and Bubblegum I think. I also like Apple and Kiwi Relentless. All of the above are as vodka mixers, of course. That will be tomorrow.
>>35991980
Does this even wake you up? Isn't it less than coffee? Which gives you more of a jolt, red bull or monster and why is it neither?
Monster = the portapotty of drinks