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where are you all edition
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I'm here lad. Panic over.
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Allo
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Oh thank fuck I was lost for a second then.

I've got to go to a fucking training thing for work which means I have to not only put effort in but also interact with new people.
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Monday morning therapy anon here.
least the weathers nice. always makes it easier to go out.
be happy when im home and back in bed tho.
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Was waiting for one of these to pop up.
Off to the co-op lads
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Answering phones on a Monday fucking morning
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>tfw fourteen pepe ops on the board

do you post in anyother threads on r90001 lads?
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On the way to wagecucking
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>>35988861
belly full of oats, its go time!
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>fail college
>decide to sort myself out
>have to learn things alone or pay 2000 pound to take a real qualification
>get fustrated and hot headed easily
>no fellow students to ease my struggle

I'd be satisfied If I could just chill the fuck out
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took my dog out for 30 minutes at 7 and now he wants to go out again

cheeky wee cunt
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So I'm at the training place but no one seems to know I'm here. Just kinda sat in the reception bit to see if something happens.
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>>35988954
Very rarely. Especcially compared to here.
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Oh fuck my chargers at work and I'm at this fuckin training place. If my phone runs out I won't be able to shitpost as they probably are watching what I do on these pcs
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Everybody do their best today, okay?
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The other people on their phones look like they're texting so I'm gonna do this so I look normal
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What do I do in London if I'm bored and have no friends
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>>35989593
Get out of London, make friends and don't be bored.
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>>35989593
Have a wank on the tube.
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i'm in the bus stop and dying for a shit. if this bus doesn't hurry up i'm doing it on the floor.
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>>35989292
>having this much autism
go let the receptionist you are here to see nigger faggot at 10:00 or whatver
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Good morning Anon, it's been over 24 hours and I'm still hung over, calling in a sickie from uni, only missing a 1 hour lecture anyways

Friendly reminder to never drinking excessive amount of alcohol, shits bad yo
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>>35989673
ive already had a shot of whisky this morning, i think my drinking is getting a bit out of hand
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>>35989738
Depends on the Whiskey?
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>>35988805
I tried making a thread at 8 when I woke up but the captcha wouldn't let me.
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>>35989641
There wasn't one but someone came out to get me so we're good. Now I'm just sat shitposting in a room full of people doing shit
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>>35989593
go on a bike ride at 3 am lad, you can cycle on the pavement and feel like you own the city
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Its another beautiful Monday lads, only fifteen minutes late today.

Post waifus, if you please.
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>tfw work nights at tescos for my 11-15 bennies an hour
>tfw just work the yogurt and milk aisle as slow as humanly possible while listening to EDM/DNB
>tfw literally half our team has vanished now and they keep insisting we're overstaffed

I dont really care as long as I can work as slow as humanly possible and just half assedly fill in the shelves without looking or arranging by dates.

I just wish I could actually find some nice peeps to talk to with a common interest(hurf durf durr futball durr, muh manchester united durr) instead of people in their fuckin 40s and 50s.

The last 3 people I was work friends with before this massacre got into a car accident(coma), the other has heart problems(out for 2 months now) and the other also had health issues(heart related).

other guy i get along with has a hole in his stomach that needs doctor appointments constantly and had 4 people die in the last 5 months. the other chick is doing fine tho.

Bad things happen to people I'm friendly with.
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Fucking paki taxi drivers, charging me more for a ride that always costs the same.
god I hate them robbing cunts.

RRREEEEEEEE
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>>35989950
pls be my friend, i wish to die
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>>35990527

>paki drivers

theyre all indian here in manchester.
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>>35990547
well this is Bradford. sigh.
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>>35988805
Lads I'm unemployed as of next week and keep getting rejected at the first stage from every application. The dread of being unemployed is stopping me from enjoying anything. I was looking forward to a month off enjoying the sun before looking for a new job but now I just feel like I'm not going to work again DESU. How do you lads cope?
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>>35989950
Do Tesco really pay that well? I only get 11/hr working for a [well known sports club]
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>tfw seriously in the mood for some strawberry trifle(140 cals per 100g) or even a triple chocolate trifle(200 cals per 100g)
>gotta cosplay on saturday, DNP is over and my muscle glycogen will seriously start filling out now

If I were to eat 1/6th of the trifle a day it's alright as I slowly restore myself.

But something tells me I'll probbaly eat half the damn thing on day 1, then rest on day 2 then hate myself and go into a binge/starve phase to equalize my calorie and prevent bloat.

fuck life.

Also I need a plain black or brown drawstring bag but amazon prime doesn't have any available, they all take 2-3 work days and it might not make it in time and I have to go to the fucking city on thursday to get one.
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I wish it was still 2004. I miss flip phones and T4, The Libertines, FFXI, not being worried about things, chavs, getting bullied at school etc
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>>35990547
Like there's any difference
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>mtf trans
>ugly af
>neet shut in
>no irl friends
>no money
>family mostly hates me
>infp

What do?
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can't remember my dreams
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>>35988805
https://youtu.be/QWtsV50_-p4
Thinking of going to university lads, but I'm 23, by the time I actually start I'll probably be like 25 after doing an access course. Anyone here who started university later in life?
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Today I was thinking how neat it would be if we got a crossover of /r9k/ with mumsnet. If somehow we could get the mums of mumsnet to come to /r9k/. Ala /mlpol/. May peace be upon him.

Serious questions start to take hold.

>Will /r9k/ welcome their new mummys?
>Will mumsnet react with disgust to see what happens here?
>Can we possibly find a way to serve each individual mistreated anon with a new mummy?
>Will the mums rise to this occasion?

I wish to see this in my lifetime.

CHINK MOOT GET THIS STARTED
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>>35991019
Be my neet gf pls
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Friendly reminder x
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>>35991019
Get mental help for your gender delusions.

Nothing you can do about ugliness. But stopping your gender delusions would be a good start

Being neet is fine, stop whining.

Why would anyone be friends with someone who thinks they're the wrong gender?

Stop wasting money on useless shit. I've been NEET for years and I always have disposable income.

Not surprised they hate you. Every time they look at your face, it reminds them of what failures they are as parents

No one cares about your pseudo star sign

Solution: Get over it
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>>35991132
And we want 2d women. Perfect
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Are there any unskilled jobs that are suited to introverts? I can't stick out any of the work I get because I'm too socially retarded, and this is making me less and less employable as time goes by. I feel like I need to play it smart this time and find a job I can actually stick to for a couple of years, but all unskilled work seems to be customer-facing sales stuff. How fucked am I, lads?
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>>35991132

>cuck boys

And I wouldn't date a meme spouting shitposter.
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pls sign my petition

>>>/qa/1208674
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>>35991192
I have the exact same problem lad. In my last job I didn't even mind the work but couldn't stand talking to my coworkers. I can't stand "banter". I just want a solitary job, I don't need a lot of money.
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>>35991221
Your petition is retarded and I want no part of it.
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>>35991257
You are standing in the way of many britfeel posters access to brand new mummys. I think you need to reevaluate your life sir.
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>>35991196
Stay mad, cuck boy (:
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I used to never use the toilets at school. I bet I used them less than 10 times in the whole 5 years I was there
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>>35991393
Me too, lad. I'm pretty sure they were harbouring several hundred diseases.
I regularly take dumps in my Uni's toilets, though.
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>>35989855
>tfw really shit at not jerking off
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haha im on to a proper winner lads, ever since i started this job iv been taking 2 poo breaks a day (started at 30 minutes each) i've slowly increased them to about 45 mins each and it goes unquestioned because i said i have bowel problems

so now i get an hours dinner and almost 2 hours turd time paid for

thats thats 39 quid for shitting and eating every day kek
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>>35991019
Stop resisting the urge to kill yourself.
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>>35991523
Someone isn't getting their contract extended.
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>>35991561
they cant sack me for having bowel problems
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Didn't die in my sleep again, Lads.

EAOrgins
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>>35991646
They can sack you for whatever reason they want, just as long as they don't mention the bowel problems as the reason for your termination
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>>35991654
are you the same guy every time?
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>>35991654
You're on a roll, son. How many consecutive days is it now?
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I had a dream that my dad was shitposting on /pol/.
I have a suspicion he does.
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>>35991666
Sometimes I also don't die in my sleep
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I just got round to changing my clocks over to BST. Feel like a proper adult now.
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>>35989855
it's a beautiful afternoon as well lad, in fact it looks so nice i'm going to go explore the world,of minecraft.
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>>35991657
and then i take them for unfair dismissal, you cant just sack people for any old reason lol do you even know how hard it is to get disciplinaries and for them to get you out of a position? thats why so many places are reluctant to offer full contracts and stick to switching through temps
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>>35991726
I know minecraft is like king autism, but damn is that game comfy
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>>35991739
my friend used to host minecraft servers back when the big minecraft boom happened, i remember he didnt tell his parents or anything then one day when they were nagging at him telling him he needs to get a job etc he showed them 300k in his paypal
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drinking some rip off baileys without any ice

its fucking foul lads
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>>35988805
Mongrel nation edition

Oh, it's great being black in a white neighborhood

>White boys wont DARE start a fight with you

"intimidates whites boy*

>You get to fuck EVERY white girl whitin a one mile radius with your beautiful black...

*cuts to interracial sex scene*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyhmlS-CMsQ
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>>35991764
is this a bot or just an example of persistent autism?
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incredibly stoned and lost send help
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>>35991729
Yes... you can sack them for whatever reason, you just lie and say it was for a legal reason.

How naive are you?

When your unfair dismissal is kicked out of court, because there's literally no way of you proving it was unfair, and because you can't afford good solicitors, then you will also be sued for the companies legal costs and be even more fucked up

Learn how the world works, please.
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Lads, what does sucking a cock feel like? I'm sure a couple of you must know.
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>>35991764
this just makes me mad, good God I'm rustled.
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>>35991739
that's why i love it. today i'm gonna build a fort in a chinese mythology world, then go on raids and pillage as much as i can. and from 2 i'll be getting paid for it as that's when i should be at work :)
>>35991756
kek
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>>35991756
It costs to join Minecraft servers?
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>>35991772

persistent autism
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I fancy a wank lads, but I don't feel like I've earned it
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>>35991823
haha it just reflects reality. white women will always chose a black man over a sissy white boy
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>>35991764
>still posting a fake shake after all these months
Please tell me this wont carry on all year
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I feel like I could get a gf but I just can't find any girls that I would want date
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>>35991920
just stop replying, every you is another week he posts it
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>>35991788
i'm stoned as well lad. but i fear 1 stoner trying to rescue another is a recipe for disaster. i suggest find some food, sit down and ride out the high
good luck mate
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Well this is shit. The training room is roasting. I have to write pages on fucking project management. My right headphone is dead and my phones low on charge.
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>>35991920
It's launching on channel 4 this summer. The reason you don't hear anymore from the twitter or Youtube page is because of pussyhole white boy trolls. As long as white women are hyped, it's all good.
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Reminding if you claim to be non-white and dont post your hand + timestamp you're just a LARPing /pol/tard
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>>35992003
People of colour have to identify themselves. Fuck off, you nazi scum
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Wrestlemania was fun lads. Maybe not great in-ring but entertaining on an industrial scale.
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>>35991955
>have to write a project management piece.
>complains he can't use distractions.
>posts on 4chan instead.

Good shout muppet. I'll see you in McDonalds soon lad.
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>>35992066
Lad I'm on my lunch break. I don't even work in project management or ever do it. I have to do this shit just so they can tick it off a form somewhere.
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>>35991132
And I want a real woman

not an ugg boot, yoga pants + H&M coat wearing basic bitch with no sense of identity apart from facebook selfies at 10pm with your shitty copy of les miserables and some tescos wine you posed with

Roasties in this country bore me, they really do.
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>>35992061
UK children suffered sex abuse on 'industrial scale'
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-31691061

Thousands of children getting raped by Pakis is hilarious.
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Eating some Tracker bars on an industrial scale lads.
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Guys how come British streets and suburbs all look so depressing? All the buildings are like right next to each other, hardly any of the streets have grass verges and they're all so narrow. Also everything is grey. If I'm honest fampai I dunno if I would wanna live in Britain. Are there any nice, comfy places?
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>>35991666
i guess.

>>35991673
8870 days in a row.
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I knew keeping some emergancy vodka in a water bottle would come back to haunt me...
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>>35992158
>post picture of shitty yorkshire

WHY IS BRITAIN SO CRAP GUYS
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>>35991221
signed lad, godspeed
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>>35992158
maybe fuckoff out the thread if you're not british.
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>>35992085
Fair enough lad. Nothing worse than having to do shit to tick boxes.

>>35992101
Paki rape gangs are a myth portrayed by the bigotted Daily Record/Sun/Daily Mail.

>>35992158
Brits are comfy in misery. Why do you think we're the only ones with a dedicated thread that for the most part is active 24/7
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>>35992207
>yorkshire

White slags getting fucked and chucked then crying rape on an industrial scale
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Lads I'm so scared to get a job, AGHHHH
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>>35992158
>Yorkshire

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4YJVpQG8Y8
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>Good fellas and pakirapegang anon always post around the same time
Curious
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>>35992228
its great being a black guy in yorkshire. all the white girls on your street want to sleep with you.
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>>35992227
>Paki rape gangs are a myth portrayed by the bigotted Daily Record/Sun/Daily Mail.

This on an industrial scale.
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>>35992245

>It's great being a white guy in Lozells, all the black girls on your street want to sleep with you.
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>>35992235
Devvo top lad.

>>35992257
I've never witnessed a paki rape gang in real life lad, you need to stop reading those rags, and read a real newspaper like the Guardian.
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>tfw too intelligent to read newspapers and get all my news from Info Wars
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>>35992312
whoa thats a real spicy meme you came up with, i think it will really catch on
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>>35992350
Thanks lad. Appreciate the encouragment.
>tfw too intelligent to get dissuaded by haters
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>>35992292
>girls
>wanting to sleep with white guys
>ever
baka senpai
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>>35992312
>tfw too intelligent to watch info wars and get my news from facebook posts.

Am i doing it rite?
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>>35992292
>It's great being a white guy in the Australia outback. All the abbos want to suck you off for a can of petrol.
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It's so comfy here at the call center

There's hardly any calls coming in so I'm just sitting here getting paid 11 quid an hour to shitpost

My manager came round and gave everyone hot chocolate with marshmallows and whipped cream on top, and said there will be apple pie later too.

Also she said that there's no problems having a few beers in the last hour of the day, so she's sent her assistant out to pick up a few crates for all of us.
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>>35992405
>tfw too intelligent for Facebook news posts so write all news articles I read myself with 0 sources

[insert man with fedora here]
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>>35992423
>bragging about having sexual intercourse with abbos.

Laaadddd!!!!


>>35992435
You write for the BBC?
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>>35988805

Had a dream last night where I was being held prisoner with a load of IRA members (I was arrested on suspicion of being one)

I had to try and pretend to be one amongst them, they believed that I was a fellow member, but they also assumed that I was an informant
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>>35992239
He's admitted to wanting to post about rape gangs every thread too.
Honestly just imagine how pathetic someone's life is that they waste their time like this every single day.
He's so obsessed with black men and white women ots creepy
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Just ordered a pizza lads, you want to come over and we can watch road wars and play halo, my mum says its okay if you want to stay for dinner too if you want
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Why are men so cucked?

Everytime you see them on TV and the question comes to their marriage, they always make some retarded comment about "Letting the wife make the decisions" or "the wife knows best"
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Smirkfu is best girl, debate me one on one
>vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wImOph6d9GI
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>>35992538
As opposed to saying 'I'm letting the wife deal with it because frankly I don't give a fuck about the wedding other than getting smashed.' on tv.

Okay lad. This is why you're single.
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>>35992551
'Ello, DamonPoster. We thought you'd been pushed in the canal. How's things?
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>>35992539
Why would I debate you? She's top tier
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>>35992533
>Just ordered a pizza lads, you want to come over and we can watch road wars

I would actually desu
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>>35992539

this is image 63 from my Elliot collection
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>>35988805

>working in a minimum wage Data Entry job I got last year while finishing my HND at college
>meet all my targets, always on time, I like and get on well with all the team leaders
>another team leader quietly pulls me aside recently and tells me there's a job advert on the wall and I should apply for it
>I expect it to be in the mail room or maybe the finance department as a trainee
>it's an ad for a fucking team leader, turns out one of them is leaving the company

I applied the same day and I think they'll look to arrange interviews over the next week or so. Fucking scared, wish me luck lads, could be my chance to break out of NMW jobs and get a semblance of a career started. I've literally got no idea what my chances are like but I've had 3 or 4 letters from the company commending me on my effort and how keen I am over the last year and it's nagging at me that maybe I got a nudge and a wink to apply from one of the TL's because they want to give me a chance and its a case of "if he wants it he's got it"... perhaps thats just wishful thinking though. Got to go for it in any case.
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Want to watch a good tit wank vid. Any recommendations?
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>>35992587
is there anything more comfy that cop shows? Honestly, the police are just so based
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>>35992539
She looks like an unglier version of that bird from Small Soldiers.

>>35992567
Nah lad, back at work so back to sleeping most of my days away.
Other than the fact we've got a new system at work that is utter dire for nightshift, I can't complain.
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Tekken 7 is released in less than two months, lads. Doesn't look like Wang has made the cast of characters....
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>>35992583
Finaly, a man on taste
>>35992600
your dedication to elliot is commendable
>>35992613
u wot m8
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>>35992605
Well done anon, we're proud of you, hope you get the job, and as long as you act confidence and modest I'm sure you'll get it

What does the team leader have to do?
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>>35992632
the clown lips are a shame
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>>35992612
>tfw wanted to join the police after uni
>they weren't hiring and even the specials had a waiting list.
>tfw now so unfit I'd never make it.
I should get back to the level of fitness I had before and get back on it. I'm coming to the age where I'll be too old to join.
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>>>/b/727868069

>>>/pol/119320130

Gogogo
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>>35992625
Haven't played Tekken in years.

>mfw kicking my cousin's shit in with the little dinosaur in Tekken 3
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>>35992613
>>35992658
fuck, he's actually quite qt

Why do boys age past 20, lads? It's not fair
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>>35992605
Sounds like it's yours if you want it mate.
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>>35992632
>u wot m8
Sorry, was I too quiet.
SHE LOOKS LIKE AN EVEN MORE MUNTIER VERSION OF THAT MUNT FROM THE FILM SMALL SOLDIERS FROM THE LATE 90S WHERE TOYS COME ALIVE AND FIGHT EACH OTHER.

Also, Vicky McClure is best waifu shame she's played a coal burner and a muzzie fucker in 2 films.
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>>35992677
>age past 20
>his hope and optimism, gone.
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>>35992539
I am very much pro smirkfu. Lost all my pics a month or so ago so gonna have to build it back up again
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>>35992551
As opposed to not being a cuck who genuinely thinks they should be thankful that a roastie has decided to bleed them dry
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>>35992710
>feelsbadman with the gun
>>35992699
YOU'RE WAIFU IS SHIT
>>35992715
save it freind, it's yours
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>>35992677
>age past 20
>no longer drinking, socilaising and getting on it.
>depression kicks in
Your age catches up to you.
It's fucking suffering lad.
>>
lad is hooking me up with some coca cola tommorow, plus little bit of herb, gunna make a good eve for me.

What are you faggots up too during the week?
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>>35992658
Holy fuck anon, are you me?

>Quiting uni this year
>Planning on joining
>Scared I wont be able to get a job
>Been getting fit (Apart from the pizza now, but Im hung over, no judge please)

I just want to be a bobby so bad
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>>35992746
>I just want to be a bobby so bad

Suspect behaviour
>>
>>35992746
that's perhaps the most unrobot profession ever
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>>35992731
It kicked in early for me, round 17. I did most my socialising/drinking during the ages of 14-16. 25 now and depression has been with me ever since.
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>>35992632
>Finaly, a man on taste
She's not my favourite but I love her nonetheless
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>>35992746
Alright lads, confirmed piggy wankfiend right here. Make sure all conversations have nothing to do with drugs/planned suicides. We gotta stay strong whilst these cunts hang around.
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>>35992770
nah m89
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>>35992770
Top tier too desu
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>>35992770
>not having a fetish for knob gnashing women
its like you like having a penis or something lad.
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>>35992782
I'd let her smoke me if you catch my drift
>>35992788
Ta
>>35992791
I was talking about smirkfu with what I said.
>tfw no xenomorph gf
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Christ lads she'd fucking bite it right fucking off.

ooo just a little fucking bite and youd be done

getting fucking hard just thinking about it

fuck id bite her too, fucking bite her nose right off
>>
>>35992699
Friendly reminder 3D can never be called a waifu
waifu. Noun. (fandom slang) A fictional character from non-live-action visual media (typically an anime, manga, or video game) that one is attracted to and considers a significant other
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>>35992805
PenisNoseVore anon
welcome, I suppose
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>>35992726
Your waifu is shite mate. Looks like a fucking tranny.

>>35992723
>Marrying a shit person.
That's not my problem mate. My wife has her own income and her own financies. All we have together is the house and the sky/elecy/gas bills. So even if we did ever split up it's pretty much an easy split.

>>35992755
I was social as fuck till about 22. Then I think all the eccies and alcohol I did in my youth caught up and I went on a permo downer.

>>35992770
>>35992782
>>35992788
>>35992791
>>35992802
>>35992805
MUNTERS.
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can you imagine your nob being caught up in there as she clamps down with her fucking chompers

WHOMPF

and your nob is gone, bet she fucking does it to every one of her sex slaves the dirty bitch
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>>35992821
Fuck you, DamonPoster. I thought you were cool, you poofter
>>35992805
>>35992830
What a feel
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>>35992818
>>35992821
>he fell for the 2D meme
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>>35992643

Cheers man. There's quite a significant leap in responsiblity from my current role (pretty much a keyboard monkey just indexing supporting documentation + keying in application forms all day erry day) to team leader (responsible for carrying out quality checks and performance reviews, making sure that the agreed service level agreements are met i.e. that enough applications are processed in time, working out how much staff are needed through the week and dealing with both the agency and agency staff for extra hours when needed, checking the cheques sent in before they get passed over to the finance team... quite a lot of other stuff too I think. Half the time I just blindly key the applications in and listen to the radio/music without really thinking so it'd be a massive step up. Tbh there's a good enough support network for help and to learn from that I think I could do it given time.

>>35992681

cheers man. what's giving me hope is that I've had a look online and as far as I can tell they've not advertised it anywhere other than in-house, meaning it's going to be someone in my office that gets it. I can think of at least a couple of other people who would stand a good shot at getting the job if they went for it (one in particular who I really wouldn't grudge it, she's excellent) but there's not a vast amount of competition. Still, though, I'm erring on the side of caution but *if* my team leaders back me and think I can make the step up (and at worst one of them certainly thought it was worth me applying) then that would carry enough weight to get me the job. Whether I'm capable would be the next damn thing. I hope so.
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>>35992818
My real waifu is Death, but these fags were posting 3DmunterWaifus.

>>35992835
>poofter
Calm down lad, I'm not the one posting barely passable trannies.

Top tier woman
>Bjork
>Zawe Ashton
>Lady Sov fight me 1v1
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>>35992860
>Calm down lad, I'm not the one posting barely passable trannies.
Eh?
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>>35992820
thanks lad, just spreading the word hoping theres a few more like me out there.

look at this, can you even imagine?

bet she sharpens them like deadly razor blades.

CHOMP

and ya done
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>>35992658
>>35992746
https://youtu.be/9ZrAYxWPN6c

>>35992771
nothing illegal going on here mate, just sat enjoying a regular kingsize roll up is all
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>tfw someone asks for a flu jab
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>>35992893
Do you reckon she has a second mouth like a xenomorph?
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>>35992915
did you givie them a comfy hug instead?

C'mon anon, finish the story
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>>35992901
ah yes, kingsize rollups.

has anyone actually seen anyone smoke one of those with just baccy in it? serious question.
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>its a brit/feel/ is anti-police episode
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>>35992917
does your penis being bitten off in two different places simaltainously highten the fetish that much more?
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>>35992936
i'm just anti-normie lad. Kill them all I say
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>>35992917
what like a secondary little daisy ridley popping right out her mouth and doing a double chomp?

I cant believe I never thought of that lad.

Shitting fuck lad, you may have just made my fetish worst.
>>
>>35992936

The bobbies are seriously based desu
>>
>Need to go somewhere in a hurry
>No clean clothes

Every fucking time
>>
not opened my curtains in months
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>>35992890
She looks like she's got a cock under her panties lad.
I've seen lads look less masculine.

>>35992936
>grew up in working class family in working class area, doing working class things like fighting, swedgers on the weekend, and never trusting the police.
Still planned on joining them.
>>
I need a loli gf or I will die of loneliness. And another day is already over half finished and all I've done is drugs I bought off the internet. I don't see living for another year entirely.
>>
>>35992970
No opened my door in years
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>>35992936
Never had trouble with them, but I dont like them. Its usually the kids that were bullies in schools who become bobbies, just to flex their power past school. It's sad really.
>>
>British police after Rotherham and Rochdale
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>>35992980
>loli GF
Fucking peados out.
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>>35992993
The police are racist filth tbqh
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>>35992980
You done shrooms yet lad? I've done LSD about 8 times, but never shrooms. Please tell me the difference (is it better/worst? what are the visuals like? whats the high like?) because I might get some this month.
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>Ello Ello Ello, whats going on here then?
>I hope none of you are doing any drugs
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>>35992980

You should quit drugs so that you are no longer dependant on them, and only do them occasionally
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>>35993016
ye but im white doe, got that racism immunity thing.
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>tfw never done drugs because no '''cool'' friends
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>>35993019
n-no. i'll suck you off if you let me go though
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>>35992993
>actually was bullied in school...
>wanted to be a bobby before then...
>If I see any of my old classmate they're going to think it's cos I was bullied, and not just because I think the uniform looks great
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>>35992979
I'd honestly still go for her if she had a penis
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>>35993037
are those two sentiments connected at all?

having friends is one less reason to use drugs
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>>35993037
A friend of mine is like this but he's muslim, I smoke a ton of weed and he was commenting how he can smell weed everywhere now, it was like he was blind too it for all these years.
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>>35993019
>Ello Ello Ello, whats going on here then?
I'm just shitposting on /britfeel/

>I hope none of you are doing any drugs
I'm not, but anon over here>>35992980 and >>35993018 are
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>>35993056
it was more that I don't have friends to supply me
>>35993066
at least he found friends in the end
>>
which of you lads has the most degenerate fetish?
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Put the toast down lad, and slowly step away. You're nicked son!
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>>35993071
s-stop pls anon
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>>35993080
Light bondage reporting in
Doubt I'm the sickest fuck in this place
>>
>>35993080
gentle femdom and hand holding
>>
>>35993078
we don't live in the 80's any more friend
anybody can have drugs delivered to their front door
>>
>>35993086
SAVE
A
LIFE
BIN
THAT
KNIFE
/o/
\o\
>>
>>35993080
I like missionary position for the purposes of procreation

OMG YOU SICK FILTH

LOLOLOLLOLXDDDDDDD

Just thought I'd get that shit out of the way first
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>>35993019
>tfw once did toot with a policeman in the back of a night club. Mate told me the next day he was polis.

>>35992993
This is actually a common misconception.
People get into the police are usually dicks at school who want a job being dicks and getting paid.

>>35993016
>tfw I'll never be a policeman shouting 'oi, you Sambo cunt, get in the fucking van.'
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>>35993080
Mind controlling girls and making them want my dick in their arse
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>>35993112
>People get into the police are usually dicks at school who want a job being dicks and getting paid.


That's exactly what I said though lad.
>>
>>35993080

I have two main fetishes

>impregnation
>ebony
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>>35993133
what do kanye's fertile, thicc lips do for you anon?
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Brit/feel/ is now Officially a drug free zone

Anyone caught possessing illegal drugs with be b&

You may dispose of your drugs into this bin without punishment

>This post was paid for by the Conservative party, Keeping Britain Comfy
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>>35993106
then how will I butter my toast
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>>35993133
>cute black girl at work keeps flirting with me
>ignore it and think she's fucking with me
>few months pass and i've been in a car crash
>face all cut up
>heals over nicely but still not the same, few blemishes
>start getting fat and smoking more pot
>stop using minoxidil in hair cause fuck everything
>hair starts falling out
>cute black girl still flirts with me despite this
>end up leaving that job
>friend tells me she asks about me all the time

is she just fucking with me now lads, i cant be sure
>>
>>35991788

where are you lad two hours is enough to find yourself not stoned, you might be close
>>
>>35993154

Nothing, he's male.
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>>35992930
yeah me, i just smoked 1. got to be better then that mr wannabe police man
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>>35993124
Sorry lad, I feel like a melt now. I thought you used the spiel about polis are bullied at school. I now realise you said were bullies. My bad mate.

>>35993080
Not me lad, long socks, and a little bit of light rough play (hair pulling, scratching, hard fucking) nothing too out of the ordinary.
>>
>>35993018
I haven't tried mushrooms yet. I had a tiny bit, maybe 50mg, of MDMA on Friday and it was pretty good, like the best parts of LSD and weed without the downsides of each. Completely overshadowed by Vicodin though.

>>35993021
I can't I am emotionally dysfunctional and don't place enough value on my life to stop doing self-destructive things.
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>>35993071
Ay lad you're a grass. And grass gets cut.
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>>35993172
USE
YOUR
FINGER

\o\
/o/

SAVE
A
LIFE
BIN
THAT
KNIFE

/o/
\o\
>>
>>35991841

Only your IP adress lad.
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>>35993180
>The penis makes it cuter
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>>35992930
Back before the smoking ban (I'm old), mate rolled a fatty with pure baccy in a pub. Got kicked out.

We smoked weed outside the pub anyway, so it was probably fair in the end.
>>
>tfw admiring my bulge in the mirror
>tfw can't tell if it's good or not
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>>35993189
u a sneaky lil gob shiet i giv u that m8
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>>35993208
>The penis makes it cuter
Top taste
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>>35993197
MDMA is no bueno for me.
>>
ffs lost a spliff in my room somewhere.
>>
>>35993217
go on lad giv us a pic, tell us what it smells like too
>>
Fucking hell have any of you watched the US version of The Chase? What a joke.

>host is a semi-hot female blonde with zero banter and phony bubbliness
>jackpots are $5k per answer on the cashbuilder
>crowd erupts into deafening applause after every correct answer
>chaser reveals the answer he gave before with no suspense whatsoever
>rock music starts blaring when a contestant gets through to the final round
>>
>>35989950

Wait. Are you actually employed by tesco or are you having to work for bennies?

If its the 2nd how are you getting 11-15 an hour?
>>
>>35992312

If the major citys of America had more than one local newspaper big Alex might not be a multi-millionaire.
>>
>>35992312
My friend thinks Alex Jones won Trump the election. He doesn't know about 4chan or leddit
>>
>>35993238
Why is that? It's the second best thing the Dutch export online.
>>
>>35993190
>I feel like a melt now
That alright lad, I probably didn't word it too well.
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tfw give mummy an interesting stone i found on the beach but she wasnt interested
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>>35993221
you can't talk to a member of public like that. i want your badge number, i'm going to be filing a report with my local mp about this.
>>
>>35993292
Makes me sweat like a motherfucker unless I'm dancing, took too much a few times and hallucinated quite vividly (kept seeing my cup on the side of the table and everytime I put my hand towards it to grab it, it would go through a poof into smoke like fucking looney toons).
And it all that jaw fuckery with the added chopped up inside mouth and I know chewing gum sorts that out but I still get lockjaw, woke up one morning with a locked jaw and had to fix it myself, was not pleasant fucking huge crack lad.
>>
I think my psoriasis is clearing up
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>>35993216
>smoking ban comes in (Scotland)
>go down to carlisle
>have a pint and a fag
It was so good. Then the soft cunts in westminster fucking decided to stop it in England and Wales as well.

That said, I quit because of the smoking ban. Fuck going out in the cold on my sweeny for a fag.

>>35993259
Watched it once. Never watched it again. Everything is so dramatic.
>>
>>35993266

night shift is 10.5ish an hour.


add 50% on sunday and bank holidays
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>>35993310
You should smash her skull with it lad. That'll show the cunt.
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>>35993280
>people will genuinely attribute Trump's victory to anything other than
>his character
>his blunt policies
>people being tired of Obama
>people not wanting to vote for Hillary
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>thinking about ordering a dominos
>know the cunts will deliver to the wrong address and drive off with my pizza
>cba with that hassle
>still want a pizza tho
>>
>>35993345

Yeah but if you have to work for your bennies then it should be only the 53 bong a week right?

I temp'd at tesco for 10 weeks around christmas and pulled home 1,200+ a month
>>
Nan said she's leaving me her bungalow. She fell down an escalator Saturday...not dead. Better luck next time, i guess
>>
Worried I'm getting fat lads.
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>>35993208

m8, when you have an impregnation fetish, no amount of wigs and make up, and jaw surgery is going to make a man attractive
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>>35993310
Aww anon, tell me about the stone
>>
I swear I see the same god damn /britfeel/ thread everyday with the exact same picture
>>
>>35993249
Maybe but I've never been good with photos
>>
>>35993345
>50% on Sundays and Bank Holidays
Lucky cunt, my night shift only pays extra if you work new years day.

>tfw work nightshift
>new years day is triple time.
>start at 10pm.
2 hours of triple time while day shift get 10 hour shifts of it.

Raging mate.
>>
>>35993374
>wishing death on Gran-mummy
For shame lad
>>
>>35993380
It's updated once a month or so.
>>
>>35993356
I say they helped, I'm not saying it was all 4chan, but if you've got a image board with 400k visitor a month shouting for trump and then telling people in the real world to vote for trump it adds a significant amount of votes through sheer psyops alone.
>>
>>35993391
She's quite active for an old dear, lots of opportunities for accidents to happen. I'll keep you updated
>>
>>35993365

just buy tescos finest garlic sauce prawn pizza for a fiver and bake it yourself

better cheaper and fresh off your oven
>>
>>35993374
>Granny loves ye enough to leave you a bungalow
>wants her dead.
I've screenshotted this and will be getting your IP and will notify your Grandmother.
>>
>>35993382
owright but what does it smell like lad, be specific pls
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>>35992699

She was a cutie right up until she cucked Woody with the stinky fat nigger desu
Past that she can fuck right off dirty 3d roastie
>>
>>35993415
Smells like a penis that hasn't been washed since yesterday
>>
>>35993343
>Watched it once. Never watched it again. Everything is so dramatic
One of the contestants just did a dance whilst singing the quadratic formula. Fuck this I'm turning it off.
>>
>>35993413
I love my nana, I want her to go to heaven and be at peace...asap
>>
>>35993343
>and a pint without a cigarette
>is like bread without butter.
>but butter gives you heart attacks, so you might as well not bother.
>i won't smoke in the library
>or even on the bus.
>but for fuck's sake, please
>let me have one in the pub
>>
>>35993455
my local lets us smoke inside still, after 10pm though.
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>tfw I see a guy with a beard
Give me the dick
>>
>>35993481
Lucky. I don't know of anywhere around here that would. Ours stays open much later than it should but thats about it.
>>
>>35993378
it's fascinating, it's like a stone tube, very interesting how it could have been made
>>
>>35993487
Your taste is terrible and you're an enabler.
>>
>>35993503
>you're an enabler
For what?
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>>35993416
>woody is still mates with the prick.
I have no fucking idea how. My brothers mate shagged his ex bird when they were together and he's still best mates with him.
Fucking mungs I swear to fuck.

>>35993431
Shit like that is why American shows are shite.
I'm just mad that tv is going full yank these days.
>tfw no british working class sitcoms anymore.
What happened to shit like shameless, Peep Show, Only fools, Two Pints, Royal Family, This is England, Rab C Nesbit etc.

>>35993455
>let me have on in the pub.
Near the end it was the only time I smoked was when I was drinking.
>>
>>35993497
It's a bit like living during the prohibition though. All the blinders on the windows are closed and ash trays are handed out.
>>
Just squeezed out a pretty hefty cyst on my ballsack. Can't be the only one who enjoys doing that.
>>
>>35993455
Is that Beans on Toast mate?! Not heard that since Million Dead were still together.
>>
>>35993603
How big is a hefty cyst?
>>
>>35993603
I love it lad, I also love a good spot on my bum or black head on my spine, thats the shit
>>
>>35993604
Yeah it is. See him quite often at festivals but I think of that song everytime someone mentions the smoking ban.
>>
>>35993631
Hmm, I'd say if you got an extra slim fag filter and the width of one of them is about right, not the length though.
>>
>>35993547
>>tfw no british working class sitcoms anymore
Have you seen This Country? I thought the first episode was hilarious, though it dropped off after that. You might like it.
>>
>>35993649
I just assumed he'd died. I'll keep my eyes peels in future.
>>
pour some sugar on me
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>>35993645
i get blood filled spots behind my ears, I just push the ear into it and I hear a satisfying pop followed by blood trickling down the back of my ear. Also get a nice blackhead type cyst above my groin occasionally, it starts out as a lump of about a pea and I leave it not daring to touch it, a few days later its throbbing to be popped, I squeeze from the top down and like a dirty snake it just oozes out of me. Feels good man.
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>>35993662
>bbc three
nah, can't say I have. Didn't even know that channel still existed. Might have a swatch.
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>>35993547
>>tfw no british working class sitcoms anymore.
>What happened to shit like shameless, Peep Show, Only fools, Two Pints, Royal Family, This is England, Rab C Nesbit etc.
Peep Show wasn't working class, two pints was objectively shit and this is england wasn't a comedy
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Shameless and Royal Family were mostly watched by middle class people laughing at plebs.
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Sup lads. Not sure if anyone remembers but at one point about a few weeks ago I posted I used a pumice stone on my face to get rid of some acne scars.

After the initial horrendous skin peeling and stingy face which lasted about a week, it's healed up and actually flattened a lot of the acne scars, making my face a lot more even with the otherside.

All in all it worked, but I wouldn't reccomend doing it unless you really want too. It caused me a lot of pain for the first week, skin peeled everywhere and it was itchy and hurt like a fucker. I looked like a badly sun-tanned person except their were scratches all over my face. It also tore a big chunk of skin off the side of my nose, but it's grown back and looks fine.

Anyway that's it.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39455939
>A 28-day limit on police bail has come into force in England and Wales.

>The move follows criticism of people being kept on police bail for months or years without charge

So what, is Poleaboo free now?
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>>35993770
Post face perhaps?
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Never felt to close to killing myself lads
I thought I was heading in the right direction, but I just want to check out asap.
Success isn't for me.
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>>35993770
>I used a pumice stone on my face to get rid of some acne scars
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>>35993785
>Success isn't for me

I'm skint and alone. Wanna trade lives instead?
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>>35993722
I meant just working class shows in general, but worded it wrong like a bellend.

>Two pints was shite.
I don't know, the first 2 seasons were alright.

>>35993753
Doesn't mean they weren't good though. Although Shameless got really shit after about season 4.

>>35993776
His case is in Scotland though lad.
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>>35993812
>His case is in Scotland though lad.
He got convicted of that one, I thought the new one was in manny
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>>35993788
pls no bully, it was mostly from years of blackheads the skin was raised and cratered throughout, the stone basically smoothed everything out and made it look even. no regrets.

>>35993780
im not gunna do that sorry lad
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>>35989950
same here man,massively understaffed and still claiming that we are over hours, barely anyone to assist on checkouts when its busy
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>>35993821
I don't keep up. I thought he had a court case in Aberdeen the other week there that he didn't show up to.
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Fresh off the grill lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8feiSd4cddc
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question for neets or people that dont work.

how do you get rid of your energy? i have had trouble sleeping since i have given up the boxing because i am not using enough energy throughout the day.
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>>35993926

When you're NEET for long enough you never have energy to begin with.
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>>35993926
>how do you get rid of your energy?
I lift but I barely have enough energy for that.
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>>35993869
>fish fingers
Lee is getting that Omega 3
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how do you stop feeling stressed and anxious all the time? i'm a neet shut in so its not like i have anything to worry about. i can't relax because of it.
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>>35994011
I drink during the day
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>>35993966
i lift too but it doesent exhaust me.

>>35993933
guessing thats because you're depressed.
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>>35994011
try meditation. medication is an option but it honestly makes you feel like shit in other ways.
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>>35994040
>i lift too but it doesent exhaust me.
I'm an extremely low energy individual. I dont really have any motivation for getting ripped so it sometimes drags
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>>35993503
>t.prision gay
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>>35993722
They lack diversity. We need multicultural shows that reflect modern Britain so everybody is included.
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>>35993869
>wow frozen food in oven.. You have out down ya self you useless fat pig... oh and your Lee is a fat lazy bum.. and he is getting fatter

Quite rude desu. Not even nearly as funny as the lad who posts here who gets a reaction from her
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>>35993926
Do some cardio lad but NEETs don't really have energy to begin with. It seems the less you do the less energy you have.
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>>35994085
fair enough. i dont really have much motivation these days with the weights i like doing it but at the same time it feels pointless and i hate the lifting community.

all people care about is getting big although being healthy is what truly matters. exercising should be about getting fit so your everyday life is improvement but it has become about who is the biggest and who can bench the most when none of that matters at all.

An individuals mentality is ultimately more valuable than their body because actions can inspire greatness for generations while ones body is bound to die.
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Sex drive is pretty low desu
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>>35994244
Very true. I think it comes from oversleeping but lack of light in the winter was absolutely crippling to me this year.

That said it was bad when i was working full time too.

Hard to tell which was worse but i was still lifting regularly last year.
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>>35994174
What's the deal with this meme? Why do you all shit on some lonely slag trying to make videos?
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>>35994251
>lifting for health
Cant get into this desu. I'm already an unhealthy sack of shit I just want to look slightly better.
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>>35994316
I dont shit on her but some mean lads do for some reason. Also we got her on tv, she should be grateful.
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>>35994244
what cardio should i do? i hate going for jogs in my area and i always got damaged shins after doing it. i used to go on an exercise bike but it didnt seem to do much.
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Pre-workout song lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4iBBfEHNaE
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I fucking hate my Mum.

All she ever does is constantly criticizes me. It's like she gets pleasure out of it.

Every time I express my thoughts she just acts like a bitch towards me.

I honestly don't know how my Dad has put up with her for so long.

I can't wait till I move out. I just need to get another job and save up for 2 years then I can rent my own place.
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>>35993926
Energy isnt really a problem

It's not getting fat for me

I go running in the early morning to avoid people
I alternate between steady, longer runs and shorter hiit sessions. I run over grass or shingle

overall around 3 times aweek averaging around 3 hrs

I also throw in some basic body weight excerises and work with a basic dumbell set (it goes up to 30 kg) (currently managing 15 kg per dumbell)
I do those in my room twice a week

Other than that I am now watching what I eat alot more which has changed the amount of energy I have.

also adjusting my sleep (so I could run early) has set a good schedule for me so I get consistant sleep which helps my energy levels too
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Just got back from Cuba. Mentioned this month's ago. Came back feeling quite humbled and more grateful for what I have.
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>>35994311
Your post could have been written by me. I'm watching you shadow me.
>>35994342
Cycling, swimming, rowing machine in a gym or cross trainer. All have no impact on you really. Should get a bike lad and come for a ride with the boys.
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>>35994322
you could do both tbf but its up to you at the end of the day. you could be a healthy weight, have muscle definition, and have more energy and discipline.

i dont really mind if someone does lift to look better. i just hate the community in general, what they advocate, and how they make people feel dis-empowered because they dont fit their standards; they are projecting their insecurities.
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>>35994362
sounds like you're doing well.

think i used to have the same dumbell set.
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>>35994316
I think it's Pikeylad who likes to wind her up, her reaction is pretty funny
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Post your fit bodies liftlads.
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Lads, I've grown tired of cycles of depression and spirals into crippling anxiety and come to realise that I no longer enjoy much of my life outside my flat - I just force myself through things hoping to get to the end of the activity without something bad happening.

Of course, this leads to (again) suicidal thoughts. I'd rather die than go back on SSRIs and the GP is a nightmare to get any diazepam off, so something radical is needed.

I want to start microdosing LSD to try to permanently solve this miserable problem. I have no idea how and will need /britfeel/ help. Many robots are in the same mental health position as me, so why can't we try this together?
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>>35988805
You get 2 options:

A: you have a 5/10 life
B: you have a life where 50% of it each day is 3/10 then the other half is 7/10

which do you pick
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>>35994633
>I want to start microdosing LSD to try to permanently solve this miserable problem.
Ballsy move. Do you know where to get the lsd from?
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>>35994650

5/10 obviously, If you made option be 2 & 8 and alternating weeks though.
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>>35994626
no bully pls lads. i have been lifting for 2 years.
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Can you Brit faggots stop shtting up the boards with your lad posting? I can always spot the limey tard
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>>35994633

I'm in the same boat, but maybe without the desire to drop LSD.

Because all of my entertainment, social and sexual needs are fulfilled by my PC there is absolutely no need or desire for me to seek those things from the outside world.

I don't see any point in ever contributing or taking part in society ever again. It just brings me nothing but grief and pain.
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>>35994731
Alright lad calm down m8
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>>35994731
can you stop shitting up the world with your yank culture?
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>>35994710
I want to bury my face in that crotch
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>tfw one grandparent left and he's 85 years old
Gonna be sad as fuck when he dies lads.
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>>35994818
Never met any of mine, they all died either before I was born or when I was <2
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>>35994818
tfw one grandfather died before i was born, the other died when i was like 5
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>>35994666

EXCEPTIONAL digits m8.

No, I don't. I guess AB. This is the shit I need /britfeel/ help with
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>>35994855
>>35994879
Yeah I accept I'm pretty lucky. Gonna be sad to see my mummy cry when he goes.
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Mid-workout shitposting. Sweating on an industrial scale.
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>>35994894
Unless you live near dealeranon the dank web is your best bet. Bought stuff off there but never acid. Look for a long term guy with good reviews.
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>>35993844

>kicked out of uni cant remember the her course
>sex offenders list
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>>35994741

Don't you want to find a solution?

I'm just thinking about how on the face of it my life should be good. I have a decent job, my own place, a gf (not for much longer, I'm a mess atm and she can do much better) yet anxiety takes all the pleasure away. If I can beat that, I've got something worthwhile.
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>zero hour job
>hours are shit but pay is great
>work is actually tolerable
>search for more permanent job
>everything is 5-20 hours @ 7.20
>apply anyway
>no replies
>job center are trying their hardest to put me on a "work for your bennies" course

fucking shit desu
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>>35995006
>saved
Start cutting yourself or something.
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>>35995006
I love zero hour jobs but it's not really helping my future in any way

I wish I was educated, once you fail college in this country your life might as well be over
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>>35994972

Yeah, that'd be the plan. Also I'd hope small doses would mitigate risk as well. At this point I think I'd even try the ketamine route if not for the risk of not getting what's been advertised.
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>>35994996

I do. At this point in my life I don't ever see a way out or things ever improving. Especially at the rate the tories are ruining our country & prospects.

All of my depression & anxiety stems from my environment and my upbringing. I'm 29 years old still living with my mum. NEET since 2007, can't drive, no savings, dad just died.

My avoidance behaviour is the only reason I survived and now its the only life I know.
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I've heard a bunch of people in this thread and other places like it bemoan the fact that they can't find another NEET woman to be with, stating the inherent unfairness that there seem to be so many more male NEETs than chicks. I work in the shitty end of retail where we get chav people and i think i've figured out the difference. Attitude.

Male Neets tend to hate themselves as men are still encouraged to be bread winners no matter what they do or who they are, whereas most Women are raised thinking they are princesses, particularly the ones who were raised by NEET mothers so if they have no job, then "lol why wont someone hire me, i'm perfect". They surround themselves with sycophantic women who have the same mind-set (also neets) so instead of becoming shut-ins they encorage each others blame on everyone else and become loud and obnoxious. Plus we have to remember that a female with no education or work still has one thing any male doesn't, a cunt. Which only helps them in their quest to be as lazy and obnoxious as possible, because they get more neetbux with kids, plus they can act like even more of a princess as they expect respect for free as they were able to get a dude, which lets remember is a pre-programmed fuck-bot to fuck them, no suprises their, but its one more thing they can add to the list of things they and their friends to congratulate each other on. Then we get onto the kids, they are also raised with this "you're perfect no matter what" attitude as it worked for their mother, she's technically a genetic success, she successfully passed her genes on, but the problem with this is it just means there will be more femneets every generation, all with the same shitty get everything for free attitude.

Trust me you don't want a female NEET for a gf, no gf is better than neet gf.

tl;dr femNEETS are horrible people.
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>>35989622
Lol at this autismo giving advice to an autismo
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>>35994650
B but id work on the bad half during the good half

pic unrelated
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Britons who support Brexit should be under no illusions as to how cheap, silly and pernicious they have made their country seem to the rest of us.

Your shitty little island was once glorious. It's a shame that it's now a complete joke, and the rest of the world is laughing at you.
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>>35995043

Then you've got nothing to lose. Join me, anon. Roll the dice.
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>>35995134
>they
That's a funny way to put about 30 years of inept government

>then vote different
All the main parties are shit
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>>35995032

Getting sick of all the underhanded shit that goes on t b h

Go weeks with out a shift because "its very quiet anon" then find out people have been getting 20+ hours every week

Bring this up with them and they start getting pissy because you had the nerve to ring them

>please press 2 if you are an existing worker looking for shifts

"uuhhh WE will call YOU if we have work available, DONT ring this number UNLESS you get a text OK??"

Cunts desu
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>>35993844
he had one in aberdeen and apparently turned up on the wrong day, a fault which he attributes to his solicitor. since then he's been fairly quiet.
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>>35995039
I wouldn't use ketamine on the regs unless you want to destroy your penus
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Apple sourz is yummy lads
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>>35995134
And what glorious country do you hail from?
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>>35995058
thanks for sharing.

i agree with what you have said, and i have told people before on here that girl neets are fucking mad.
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>>35995173

You should just be happy lad.

You're living to work for the benefit of someone else just so you can be poor and then have to thank them for the opportunity.

There's what, almost a million people on 0 hours contract work. And there's only going to be more in the coming few years wooo!
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>>35995203

Yeah, I wouldn't do it anyway without medical supervision. Apparently the idea with it is that doses are weeks or months apart and that alleviates depression without doing long term damage.
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>May says "jaw-jaw" will be UK policy towards Gibraltar

What in the name of fuck did she mean by this?
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>>35995227
One that you've undoubtedly never been to because it isn't a popular location for stag weekends or cheap package holidays, you idiotic English pleb.
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>>35995134
see butthurt there lad

if you were not you wouldnt bother to post and say, you and your country would just get on with your own shit

as a eurpoor in the uk for 2 years (studying) it is attitudes like yours that make the eu look like petty pricks t b h
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>>35988805
.
.
.
.
.
>Gloria Estefan comes into the surgery
>Claims she has a feeling deep inside of her
>Can't control her feet when she hears the beat
>Wants me to give her something to ease the pain
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine instead

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAEil3_D03k
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>>35995238

I try lad

>tfw less than 20 hours work in march
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>>35995265
>a non-country talking shit
Go back to your own countries shitty feels thread.
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>tfw when being a based retail lad and delivering great customer service
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>>35995268
I'm a world traveller with an international "five flags" lifestyle so it isn't about me and my country. Nor do I have any reason to be "butthurt"

I just like laughing when people march off a cliff.
>>
>bought a 600 bag of yorkshire tea a few months back when i wasn't broke
>ran out yesterday
>only have 40 emergency back up tea-bags
>its tesco's own
>parents only buy the cheapest tea as they prefer weak tea
>they gave me them last time i visited

can't wait for pay-day, fuck this weak shit i mean i'm glad they gave me them as its better than nothing, but who would buy this over the proper stuff?
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>>35995295
tfw want to work a shitty retail job with a qt who i can bond with over how shit the job is and eventually fall in love and decide to leave together to travel the world like a shitty coming of age indie movie
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>>35995295
REEEEEE she's wearing the incorrect footwear REEEE
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>>35995265
you're obviously trying to dodge the question.

probably from a shit hole then
>>
>go to small shop near my house
>door is wide open, think its odd but go inside
>some girls stocking shelves say that they are closed
>"oh ok, thanks"
>hear them giggling as i leave

WHAT WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>35995295
That is fucking amazing lad.
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>>35995314
>world traveller with an international " five flags " lifestyle
is that a fancy way to say immigrant
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Quick little survey lads
>age
>gender
>virgin?
>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10
>most prominent fetish
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>>35995314
>my country is so shit I leave it all the time
wew lad
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>>35995353
fucking hell mrs may are you even trying anymore?
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>>35995317
>600 tea bags a few month ago

How much do you drink christ, that's at least a couple a day. I think I've had 1 cup of tea this year.
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>>35995352
My girlfriend and I live a nomadic lifestyle. One week we might be in New York, the next week we might be in Tokyo, etc.
>>35995356
Unlike thick, boring cunts like yourself, my identity isn't based on my nationality.
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>>35995371
sir, i'm going to need to see your passport
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>>35995377

I bet you own property in greece too?
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>>35995377
>My girlfriend and I

Ah so you're trolling then. Every single time someone puts emphasis on their relationship here, they're always lying
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>>35995371
two before work, two or three after, i don't like water by itself and i feel like a child buying squash
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>>35995043
>dad just died.

Did he drop any loot?
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>>35995377
>my identity isn't based on my nationality.
Neither is mine but you came into a British thread to shit on British people. What reaction did you expect?
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>>35995353

>>age

22
>>gender

male

>>virgin?

no

>>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10

not sure, maybe a 3 or 4. into normal stuff really.

>>most prominent fetish

ermm role playing i guess.
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>>35995413
Epic!

How do I upvote this?
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>>35995317

I used to buy those 1100 typhoo sacks for a tenner, twice a year.

I average out at about 6 cups a day
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>>35995413

Fucking hell lad, time and a place.
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>>35995406
>me and my GIRLFRIEND don't need countries, we happen to be rich as fuck world travelers who don't follow the concept of nationalities
wait are you trying to tell me these aren't traits held by normal robots? Wew lad
>i hope world traveler comes back to thread, comedy fucking gold
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>>35995405
No, I don't own property anywhere.
>>35995406
You assume wrongly.
>>35995418
I don't want to shit on British people in general. I just wanted to tell the ones who voted for Brexit that they've made their country into an international joke. No matter where I go in the world, people are laughing at the UK.
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>>35995377
no one can be this stupid. you are definitely trolling.

>reee you're stupid. listen to me
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>>35995377
so your like a vloger type deal?

If you think brexit was solely about nationality

you've already lost and that way of thinking actually pushed more people to vote exit

because if you dont like something call it racist and right wing!
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>>35995429
>typhoo

Absolutely vile friend, like i'll drink most tea's but typhoo just isn't good
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>>35995353
>22
>Male
>Yes
>3 or 7 depending on which way the scale is going
>Femdom and cock
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>>35995452
>No matter where I go in the world, people are laughing at the UK.

People in every country talk about Brexit do they? Pretty based we still have that much influence in the world that foreign cucks still focus on us
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>>35995377
ah right so she's a escort then gotcha
i've heard about these high class escorts
lucky you
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>>35995452
Living in the worlds mind rent free

Lol looks like other countries have no life kek and I thought neets were losers
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>>35995477
I bet you were the kid who made a fool of himself at school by doing something disgusting and you were proud to get attention.
>>35995487
Your jealousy is hilarious. We both have separate online businesses.
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>>35995477
most people dont even know what the eu is. he is talking shit.
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>>35995353
>23
>male
>no
>probably like 8
>I know it's a meme and all, but genuinely cuckolding, ever since I can remember, way before the meme started
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>>35995134
Germany is shipping in 400,000 Africans, Let's not forget the 250,000 (conservative estimate) North Africans/Arabs expected this summer and every summer from now on. Enjoy
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>>35995353
>age
22
>gender
>implying anything other than men on robot
>virgin?
No
>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10
9
>most prominent fetish
Pregnancy

I draw fetish porn sometimes and jack off about 3 times a day, the preg fetish stretches out into birth, ovi-position and all the other weird shit associated, i love it. I feel so fucking ashamed, i had a laptop from around the start of puberty and got into weird shit early.
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>>35995134
>and the rest of the world is laughing at you.

False, the world is laughing at the US and Donald Trump
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>>35995353
23
male
yes
7
getting fucked by mulitple people in a dirty toilet stall while dressed/cosplayed as a japanese girl
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>>35995511
Ah yes, I knew the racist sociopaths would turn up. You know, Britain used to be great before people like you took over. Remember when you used to fight against German fascism? And now you criticise Germany for not being fascist enough. Very sad to see what happened to a once great nation.

You should have invested more in the education system and maybe you'd have less of these idiotic racist scumbags in your country.
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>>35995540
what toilet stalls do you frequent?
asking for a friend
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Is this goober one of the cringiest niggers on tv?
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>>35995353
>19
>male
>yes
>6
>fat girls
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>>35995558
Its just a fetish right now, theres too many logitics, I'd only do it at a loser place too since I don't want aids
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>>35995353
19
male
no
7
asian ladyboys
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>>35995421
>22
>>35995475
>22
>>35995504
>23
>>35995515
>22
>>35995540
>23
>>35995571
>19
>>35995585
>19

Was gonna reply, but I'm too old and now I'm sad
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At the station lads
>>
Anyway, now that I've wiped the floor with you Brexit idiots, I'm going out to lunch with my gf.

Looking forward to seeing the EU absolutely destroy you in the upcoming negotiations. I'll be laughing, popcorn in hand.

And for the rest of you, I'm sorry you have to share your country with such a big intellectual underclass.
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>>35995553
>You should have invested more in the education system and maybe you'd have less of these idiotic racist scumbags in your country.

have you ever studied politics or the economy?
>>
>>35995413
The tippest of top kek.
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>>35995353
>age
29
>gender
Male
>virgin
No
>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10
4
>most prominent fetish
Pegging

Come at May, I have nothing illegal on my laptop.


In my basement though...
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>>35995645
whatever, i'm gonna go get into my private jet with my harem of ten out of tens to go buy a holding share of microsoft with all my money
>yep, most posters on /r9k/ can do this shit
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>>35995634
don't worry, the way time is going i'll be 30 next week in exactly the same situation
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>>35995634
how originally old are you lad
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>>35995353

I wish too, to register for the Government Degenerate Database, to keep our children safe.

>age
25

>gender
M

>virgin?
Oh, you betcha.

>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10
10 being up-on-the-cross-you-degenerate: 8, 9 if high

>most prominent fetish
Traps, impregnation, that level of shit.
and that's all i'll admit to with this post tied to me
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>>35995645
>hoping for and taking pleasure in millions of families becoming worse off and falling into poverty
that's pretty sad m8
>>
>>35995553
Hey, at least you get all those wonderful Africans and Arabs to yourself. Enjoy the diversity they'll bring.
>>
>>35995353
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Virgin: Nope
Sexual degeneracy scale: 2 (Would be one but I did it once so I am no longer pure)
Most prominent fetish: Christian cuties
>>
>>35995686
>tfw have a burgeoning property portfolio and regularly feast on exotic dishes like tapas on an industrial scale
>>
Things are getting nasty in the comment section of Kay's latest video, lads. It's just blatant abuse not even subtle trolling
>>
>>35995796
That's what happens when you make a fool of yourself on national TV.
>>
>>35995696
28

And fuck me, that took a few tries to post. I really am old
>>
>>35995752
>exotic dishes
>tapas
yeah, okay
>>
>>35995714

> Poor voting to make themselves poorer
> Poor believing The Party Slogan, instead of skipping Corrie to read the manifestos

No, I simply don't believe it. This does not happen at all.
>>
>>35995796
was bound to happen. people are dick heads, and they like taking their anger out over the internet because they are too cowardly to do anything in real life.
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>>35995796
Whats this drama about lad?
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>>35995796
Good. She deserves it

Making a video sticking waffles and fish fingers in the oven?

Utter disgrace
>>
13 stone
wew, it's been a hell of a 6 months
>>
>>35995871
Have a peek at the comments, lad.

(trigger warning)
>>
>>35995901
Whats the video? you got a link?
>>
>>35995871
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8feiSd4cddc&t=0s
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>>35995913
Cheers my man
>>
>>35995353
>age
26
>gender
Male
>virgin?
Yes
>sexual degeneracy on scale of 1-10
5
>most prominent fetish
Interracial, in particular black lads and immigrants fucking white women. It ends after a wank though, I voted UKIP/Brexit.
>>
>>35995913
>literally a video putting some frozen waffles and fish fingers in an oven (wonkily) and then talking about

Criticism is justifies.
>>
>>35995913

That diatribe on there is just fucking devastating.

Like, you can feel the shite day that cunt has had, in every single word of that essay.

Harsh, but fair, imo.
>>
thinken about bringing in my oven baked back bacon to work and just toasting an english muffin at the cafeteria for lunch (also bringing some picalilly spread) along with tesco choco brownie milk (drinking mars milk on the job)

tfw I cant seem to eat regular meat + side dishes now.
>>
>>35995936
Cool false flag libcuck.
>>
>>35995936
Your going to have to make my pysops more subtle GCHQ
>>
>>35995936
/pol/ poster loves black cock
Gee what a suprise.
>>
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>>35995939

b-but thats how you make fish fingers and waffles lad
>>
Had to go to the dentist today reee
>>
reading a book that had a paragraph on how globalists support diversity because it facilitates monopolization.
>>
>>35995953
I don't see that fud making his own superior fish fingers
>>
>>35995998
Cuckoldry is an increasingly-common behavior, that has a direct correlation with a rise in liberalism. I was just reading an article where a self-proclaimed 'alpha-cuck' was angry that the alt-right were using 'cuck' as an insult. The reason that cuckoldry has a positive relationship with liberalism is a result of epigenetics. Liberals want a society where resources are free and plentiful to everyone; in such an environment, evolution would favor promiscuity and chance over fitness. Liberals, for example, will tend to have a higher libido than non-liberals, increased function in the pre-motor cortex, and decreased function in the amygdala. Political ideologies, in fact, are a result of dormant genes responding or not responding to environmental stimuli. To a rabbit in a field, grass is everywhere. Rabbits are the same, and there is no point in competing. As a result, rabbits will spend all of their time eating and breeding, as quickly as they can. They will perceive all organisms as equal, and will not strive to be dominant over one another; the one's that do will injure themselves or waste their time while the pacifists spend their time eating and fucking. To a wolf, food is less easy to attain. Breeding, as well, is difficult. As a result, wolves will invest heavily in each of their offspring; training them to be one with the pack. Wolves will experience loyalty to the in-group, and will pursue monogamous relationships. By fucking whoever they want, they will waste valuable resources
>>
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>>35995913

On next weeks episode:

After heavy criticism for daring to make Birdseye fish fingers kay has decided to venture into the north sea to catch her own fresh cod
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>>35996052
>thinking anyone is going to read all this crap
>>
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Any other based retail lads here? Do you enjoy your job? Post some greentexts of memorable experiences desu
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>>35996069
Id watch it

>>35996078
I read it all, fuck you
>>
>It's a white boy gets angry at black men episode
All the girls at my work swoon over Idris, want him to be the next bond.
>>
>>35996078
Cuckoldry and interracial is apprently the sex fetish of intellectuals.

Back to pornhub you go
>>
>>35996052
I'm not reading your cuck/breeding wankfantasy you numale.
>>
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>>35996082
>tfw people last night believed me when I said that was an actual britfeel meet-up and kept asking questions about it
>>
>>35995939
>>35995953
>harsh but fair

It's a literally harmless video - whether you think it's useless or not it doesn't warrant the kind of pure hatred in that response.
>>
>>35996082
That Jewfro tho
>>
>>35996103
Eventually someone is going to fall for it when you autistically claim it's a meetup. I've seen you and some other mong argue about that picture three times now lad.
>>
>post as a right wing lad who gets off to blacked shit
>the usual suspects have their responses ready
Curious
>>
>>35996082
I used to work in a library which is a little like retail

Once had a women return a bunch of late books with a fine that was like 15 quid or something, and our library fines are pretty cheap so you really have to be trying hard to get to that point, anyways, when I told her that their was a 15 pounds fine she got really upset and asked if she actually had to pay it, and say a bit taken aback and said "Yeah, you really do have to pay it", and she replied "But I'll have to go out and get some more cash from the cash point", I told her I'd wait and even pointed her to the closest cash point, the look in her eyes, it's like she really thought she could get away with it
>>
>>35996109
There are very few people a lot of robots can look down on, when they find one they will try to get their revenge as much as possible.
>>
>>35996109
I would have gone further and slammed her for literal animal abuse

She feeds this type of fucking garbage to her dog

And to think, her son grew up on this wank because she refused to learn how to cook like any good mother would. No wonder he's a retard.
>>
>>35996052
I read it, good copypasta anon, cuckoldry is the worst fetish
>>
>>35996143
That bit where I fucked up the sentence is supposed to read:

"and I was a bit taken aback"
>>
>>35996143
>WOMEN

amarite?
>>
>>35996162
What is the best fetish?
>>
I feel completely dehumanised

I tried to come off my anti-depressants but life quickly turned to absolute shit. So I take my soma for my promised 5/10 mood but I am robbed of the -need- to do anything.

I'm just an animal now, my stream of consciousness reads like it too
"I feel... just okay"
>>
Reminder that having a fetish is considered a mortal sin

Repent, or enjoy hell
>>
>>35996196
BBW facestting
>>
>>35996205
>soma
I thought that was a muscle relaxant?
>>
>>35996196
Femdom. Empowering and kinky.
>>35996208
Back to the spaghetti monster, kid.
>>
>>35996196
transformation duhh
>>
watching dragonball z for the first time

im on the part where goku is fighting the captain of the ginyu force and it makes no sense. goku keeps going on about how he needs to finish quickly but at the same time he is showing off his power level and not using kioken
>>
>>35996240
it's a cultural thing
doesn't translate well into western
>>
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>>35996224
>Back to the spaghetti monster, kid.
>>
>>35996265
just like their ability to share feelings.
>>
>>35995913
>Would love to stick my fish finger in your waffle Kay Xx

What one of you mad lads wrote that? Also, is Lee putting on weight?
>>
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>>35996196

A set of twins informing you of the day's events, while dressed as sailors.

Any other fetish is inferior.
>>
>>35996268
Bit edgy but it's true.
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/03/sunderland-david-moyes-tells-reporter-get-slap-bbc-vicki-sparks

>Moyes getting shit for banter.
Why is the western media so fucking shite?

The wifey herself didn't even give a fuck, it's the media that bitched and moaned.
>>
>>35996299
Dont normally reply to trips but just want to let you know that Jesus loves you anon
>>
Time for a new thread?
>>
>playing OverWatch
>empty house
>shout "fucking kike"
>door rings with my Indian

lmao
>>
>>35996265
>it's a cultural thing

so is it part of the japanese culture to take your time fighting because it is honorable even when the universe is at risky? bit silly lad
>>
>>35996240
Kaioken is a last resort, he still has to deal with Frieza after Ginyu and doesn't want to commit too much energy. Remember he doesn't have any more senzu beans and the state he was in when he kept abusing Laoiken against Vegeta on earth.
>>
>>35996373
plus he's a saiyan and loves battle
>>
>>35996240
It's a show for kids and autistic niggers.

Don't think too hard about it

Enjoy the power creep
>>
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Any 5%ers here?
>>
Senegal has google street view

What a time to be alive

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@14.7019003,-17.4419235,3a,22.7y,75.21h,79.82t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sduG6HktO9qkW00tzNfBTjw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>
>>35996196
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBrXErFMfR8
>>
>>35996439
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@14.7019003,-17.4419235,3a,15y,275.27h,85.75t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sduG6HktO9qkW00tzNfBTjw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Big racist
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>>35996431

HE KINDA GOT STALE AFTER BIGGER BY THE DAY IMO

caps
>>
Can someone start a new thread? I want to get a first
>>
>>35996457


Quality maintenance of roads and buildings here

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@14.7020012,-17.4460669,3a,75.2y,219.89h,83.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbVTZ3QYI6a14-3G8SI9woQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656
>>
>>35996465
>This anon thinks I'm stale, you hear that ba...
>>
>>35996457

top fucking kek

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@14.70202,-17.4420575,3a,16y,271.07h,84.77t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1sSGDcagW7fky3p78QVCVzVw!2e0!6s%2F%2Fgeo1.ggpht.com%2Fcbk%3Fpanoid%3DSGDcagW7fky3p78QVCVzVw%26output%3Dthumbnail%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26thumb%3D2%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D56.76676%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i13312!8i6656
>>
>>35996502
Look how black it is. They need diversity asap
>>
>>35996570
This desu. Need some pale girls there pronto.
>>
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@14.698361,-17.4420039,3a,75y,138.52h,70.45t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sPzYbQ8xaqGtUZc44DvEKTg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

What's going on 'ere then
>>
>>35996388
>>35996404
thats true but i think it would make more sense if he risked the energy because he was having a hard time not going kaoken. i like it anyway, and im enjoying the fight, i just didnt get it.

that freeza guy look weak, i dont know how a manlet tranny like him is able to be so strong. im guessing they manage to revive everyone and they all team up to beat him.
>>
>>35996316
Honestly stuff like this is scary, what's the offense culture going to be like in 10, 20, 30 years.
>>
>>35996609
You watching kai?

It's way better and has less shitty filler than the original
>>
>>35996603

Is that a CBR125 that lad's riding?
Sorta looks like it but can't make it out.

Good bike for acceleration, handling, carrying home your trash shopping.
>>
>>35996648
no. im watching the original. yeah, i have heard it removes the filler but everyone was telling me that the filler is good
>>
It's springtime
>>35996681
for new threads
>>35996681
>>
>>35996670
50 episodes of Goku flying across a snake is never good
>>
>>35996699
i liked it when he met them devils from hell, it reminded me off yu yu hakusho
>>
New thread lads

>>35996715
>>35996715


originalredirect
>>
>>35996670
Nostalgiafags being selective in their memory, they only remember the fun stuff like Goku going to drivers school. If you've got the patience though fair enough.
>>
>>35991552
This
Orifkkf
>>
>>35996082
It's alright
>fat woman lost control of her dog and couldn't keep up with it as she chased it around the store

>toddler declaring "We don't need THIS" as he threw a bag of potatoes out of the trolley

>black man getting upset that we don't sell "putty" and aggresive when I asked him if it was a food and then taking him to the pate

>special needs guy attacking a staff member while his carer's back was turned
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