How do I lose my virginity? I'm about to turn 23 and this

>>35986255
Hire a whore

>>35986334
If I'm going to hire a whore, its going to be a tranny

>>35986255
>he's worried about being a virgin at mere *23*

lmao, get back to me in 5 years kid

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>>35986255
actively try to lose it...
i really don't get you virgins here complaining about "tfw no gf" and being virgins when you literally don't leave your house or speak to anyone.

if you are not completely hideous all you gotta do is talk to people and go places, if you make it your life mission to get laid you're gonna get laid.
a horny girl is not going to materialize in your basement/attic.
when is the last time you even talked to a fucking girl? stop being retards

>>35986412
>jus go up and talk to them bro its so easy

>>35986334
http://toronto.backpage.ca/FemaleEscorts/hot-barbie-sexy-beautiful-horny-blondy-incallandoutcall/62835268

Thoughts?

I either want a bimbo blonde girl with blue eyes to blow and ride me or to roughly plow some random asian slut like its a porn (1000s of these where I am)

>>35986397
You're never going to lose it unless it's to a prostitute.

>>35986255
You're probably at the cut-off for losing it to a non-prostitute. Maybe an extra year or two if you're good looking and have a good reason why you're losing it.

>>35986428
It is. I've been hit on while working and I picked up one of my exes as we were going through a checkout.

>>35986461
>You're probably at the cut-off for losing it to a non-prostitute. Maybe an extra year or two if you're good looking and have a good reason why you're losing it.
My reason is to find a wife to have 4+ children with.

Are you six foot or taller?
>no
hire a prostitute
>yes
go to a bar and straighten your back, then women will come flocking toward you

ezheightezlyfe

I'm 25 and I already know a hooker is my only option, but I live in an area where they're hard to find. It's frustrating, I just want to fuck already.

>>35986255
take care of your friends problem and the girls will come naturally...cant have one and not the other.

>>35986488
You might want to get started on that then. Big families start young, especially if you want a big healthy family

>>35986540
This isn't true. I've had no friends since high school and the longest I've been single is like 6 months.

Well you stick your dick in another human's ass, vagina, mouth, or hands. Its all sex, at least technically on the last two.

>>35986412
I talk to women all the time and I'm still a virgin

Don't make dumb posts like this

Go to a hooker. It takes some of the anxiety off, makes getting laid eventually easier.

>>35987323
just be more confident bruh

>>35986412
I don't like social events though.

>>35986435
i c u live in toronto, do you know kenny or spenny by any chance, and if so who is your favorite? kenny or spenny?

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>>35986461
>I've been hit on while working

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First, you got to get off of 4chan.

>>35987379
Mate. That guy is a 10/10. I'm nowhere near that good looking.

>>35987347
Why would that make a difference? Being around women doesn't magically make them want to have sex with you.