>Be me > read that humans are the most well-endowed primates

Most apes are orders of magnitude stronger than even the strongest man.

How the fuck will you survive when the first chad ape comes to fight you? They will rip your dick off and run around with it screaming whilst you bleed to death.

>>35986292
but i have the element of surprise

Get myself into the loony bin once I get so pessimistic that all the vidya, movies, TV shows, and songs seem like shit to me. Create a tulpa harem and fuck my pillows all day while screaming out the names I made up for them.

>>35986565
thats actually a pretty solid plan. be sure to name one gerald after me please

>>35986613
Geralda good anon? I'm not really into dudes.

>>35986351
You do know Harambe was a beta cuck? Most gorillas would FUCK you up even while you're shooting at them. They're known to torture captured humans.

>>35986292
he could just use a gun and fuckin' shoot those alpha apes.

>>35986187
>wanting to fuck filthy animals
but why

>>35986658
puss is puss dumbass, whitegirls fuck niggers all the time

Pretty much the same idea, but at a school

>>35986705
are ape stacies as difficult?