>oneitis asked if I could drive her and her boyfriend to a

>>35982463
tell her you're busy anon

>>35982463
haha, are you going to do it anyway, because you believe that because you truely love her, you must do it anyway even though it doesn't benefit you in any convieable manner?

>>35982463
Don't fucking do it you idiot, just say no i cant, if she asks why say you just can't

Fuck her, she's getting chads dick, bitch didn't even invite you, dunno how she got the nerve to ask? How'd she word it?

>>35982656
>>35982776
No don't tell her you can't, tell her you don't want to

She just invited you dum dum

>>35982463
If you do it, you will never be able to call yourself a man.

>>35982463
You...can't be serious. Never talk to this bitch again op, she is just using you.

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>>35982794
You are a man of intellect, this will make it clear that OP is alpha and she will find that arousing.

Or worse case scenario find out that OP has feelings for her and that her current relationship makes OP salty as fuck.

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>>35982737
>>35982656

I cant do that because she is my only connection to the outside.


But maybe if I stick along rnough she will develop feelings for me?
>>35982776
> "Hey anon! Can you do me a little favor pleeeease? There's a little get together tonight with my family. Tobias and I need a ride. You down?"

Shhe posted on facebook earlier about a party with friends and how lit it is going to be

>>35982867
tell her youd love to but you got a tinder date

>>35982867

>But maybe if I stick along rnough she will develop feelings for me?

You are a delusional retard, kill yourself; You deserve your plight for being such a fucking dumbass.

>>35982463
HAHAHAHAHAH

yeah you better have straight up denied that

>>35982463
Keel urself Mah man

[zalgo]yes[/zalgo]

>>35982463
She's using you and she'll never love you.

But... picking up her and Chad would get them in your car, with you in the drivers seat. That opens you up to all types of opportunities.

Most of which will get you on a show like forensic files.. but hey.. yolo

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Yuog funny gnight

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Pick them up and intentionally crash the car to kill all three of you.

Right as the car rolls over, lean over your seat and look Chad in the eyes and shoot him a wink.

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Alright guys. I didnt take them all the way there but dropped them off half way.

T-that'll show Chad who is the alpha male right!?

>>35983827
>hehe I was only a cuck for have the time hehe look me I'm alpha
idiot

>>35982463

just be like "naaaah"

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>>35982463
Say you can then cancel on her last second :^))

>>35982867
the pleaaaasssse just makes this situation way more clear too me she thinks ur a lil bitch dude say "no i dont want to"

>>35982867
Even if your oneitis leaves her boyfriend, she will never see you in the same way. This is a fact. If she hypothetically did leave her boyfriend for you, that just demonstrates that she is an infidel unworthy of your love.

When I was younger, I fawned over a female the same way you and many others do. In the process of orbiting her, I got the opportunity to see that she actively cheated on all of her boyfriends, and when she eventually left them, she cheated on the new guy just the same, repeating the cycle. She had no qualms with telling me these things because she saw me as nothing more than an emotional tampon. Despite the fact that there were many windows where she was single and she knew me longer than any of her new boyfriends, she never once demonstrated romantic interest in me.

This kind of experience is ubiquitous to nearly all orbiters and former orbiters. Ask anyone; you'll be told similar stories of failure. Distance yourself from your oneitis, don't cuck yourself chaffering the couple around, and fully embrace 2D.

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>>35982463
>>35982867

Who the fuck throws a party on sunday especially 1 month to finals

fake and gay you stupid LARP virginposter

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>>35982463
heres what you do
>tell her you "sure I can do that"
>print out map of your town/city
>stock up on bottled water and other bottled drinks
>fill your car with beverages
>buy no less than 10ft of industrial plastic wrap
>cover your car seat in plastic wrap
>let them into your car
>spend hour driving around the city pretending to be lost
>frequently offer ice cold drinks while they wait
>wait for piss to build up
this is the most important part
>make sure to throw all the bottles and cans out the window after they finish drinking
>under no circumstances do you stop to let them out
>watch as they pee themselves in shame
best case they jump out of the car while pissing themselves

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>>35983138
HAHAHAAHHAHAHA YES FUCKING KEK.

If there is a god then OP will heed your insight

>>35982463
tell her to fuck off
she clearly sees you less than a person