alright guys. i dont know what to do. i killed my sisters kitten

become an hero lol idk what else to tell you

you fucked up

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>>35981481
You're completely fucked since they found it

the fact that you tried to hide it from them made it worse.

>>35981481
you're disgustingly pathetic and i hope they kick you out

wew my lad please update us on how this turns out

anyway don't be to hard on yourself

>>35981521
what was i supposed to do?? isn't this atleast partially her fault for not taking care of her pet??

>>35981536
fuck off normie it was clearly an accident

>>35981610
i dont what to tell you. bad things happen. learn from it i guess

You can literally replace a cat in a matter of minutes
What am I missing?

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>the newfags will fall for this pasta

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>>35981481
holy fucking shit you fucked up alright. why would you try to hide a dead kitten? that was the worse part. you could have played it off as you accidentally stepped on it, but no, now they think you intentionally killed it. the best you could do is buy her a kitten that looked just like it and explain as best as you can what happened.

>>35981481
go get another one from the humane society or something

>>35981481
Tell them it must have gotten under there for warmth

>>35981481
Just be yourself, my man. And don't be a pussy.

>>35981481
Tell them you are catsexual and the feline tail was asking for it.

Wasn't this pasta originally about a baby?

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can i get some actual advice here?

>>35981548
they are kicking me the fuck out. i am going to be homeless.

the worst part is they are non stop raging on me for trying to hide it. they wont stop on this subject.

kill me pls

Crazy situation huh? Well don't let it get ya down son I-

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>>35981521
Thia

Just fess up and apologise
They may be mad for a few days tho

>>35981610
>isn't this atleast partially her fault for not taking care of her pet??
You fucking sat on it you twat.
Is she supposed to watch the thing 24/7?
Fuck off, you're a murderer.

>>35981788
if you can think of a better thread to make then do it reactionpicturefag

>>35983441
>they are kicking me the fuck out.
This is a blessing is disguise. Welcome to your journey to normiedom, robot.

>>35981864
I knew I couldn't be the only one who made this connection

>>35984899
>>35981864
robots, thank you. this is a possible defense i can use that i would not have thought of on my own.

i did not intentionally do this guys. i have been abused by my entire family since 8am this morning.

Are you the same guy who sat on his sister's baby?

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Kill yourself anon. Just do it.

>>35981610
Do you not look at the seat you're about to sit in before you sit down?

Either way, you can't twist this to be her fault in any way. Maybe her irresponsibility led to you being in a situation where an outside factor of the kitten happening to be under you was combined with your drug induced laziness and it happened to end in the kitten dying. Your mistake was the final mistake that caused the end problem, so really it's 100% your fault.

>>35983863
Catslaughter, not murder.

>>35984970
>i have been abused by my entire family since 8am this morning.
kek'd.
rating this post.

>>35981481
OLD COPY PASTA NEW NORMIES OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

The baby ones are funnier. You should say "sorry for sitty on kitty"

>>(OP)35981481
Well OP are you really fat? You sold act like you liked the cat and said you pet it and fell asleep and then fat squashed it because of the kitty sleeping in a danger zone.

Bit yah blew it by hiding it.
Why did you hide it if it was an accident to start? Why not just alert someone to the mischief?

It nooks like now you killed it on purpose and made it look like you stashed the body.

I guess what I'm saying is how's the home hunting going?

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>>35985543
I would fix my errors.
But that's what I get for phone posting.

>>35981481
bait

ootgki

>>35983441
>They

I can understand the sis being upset, but why the parents. Something tells me this isn't a first offense.