Well lads, i'm downloading tinder tomorrow. Post some good

>>35981417
Have fun chasing them whores OP.

>>35981417
Aren't you afraid of women ignoring you

>>35981513

No, i'll get some dates. Will post results if you guys give me some good shit.

>>35981575
Find some Chad's instagram

You need
1 picture at the beach with his dude bros
1 picture of him in a tank top
1 picture with sunglasses
1 picture in his Chad mobile
1 picture of Chad and his dog

>>35981660

Had none of these and i got 8 dates last year.

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>>35981660
>chad mobile

Have you tried making a legit profile of yourself? Who knows what might happen.

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>>35981720

Yeah and i got dates, but i always struggled with making a good profile. A good one that makes them laugh would get me even more.

What if i took pic related and made some minor tweaks? I'm a cinephile so it kind of fits me. Credit to whoever it belongs to though, i think i found it here on /r9k/

>>35981781

The 'surprisingly average' quote sounds like he had a small dick though. That would probably get me swiped left.

>>35981781
This is painful to read.
Origami

>>35981824

Well, give me something better then. I'm trying to be a little self-depreciative and make them laugh. It can't be worse than what 90% of dudes on tinder have. I once made a fake girl profile and all the guys were boring as fuck.

>looking for something serious
>i wear my heart on my sleeve
>country boy. like muddin n truckin

>>35981781
I think it's cringe but maybe girls like it

>>35981417
If chad says "hey" does he get lots of replies compared to a robot?

I messaged all the girls I didn't message yet yesterday just by saying Hey and I got about 50 replies so far, probably about from 1/3rd of the girls I messaged.

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How do I take a good selfie? What kind of pictures should I be using?

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>>35981880

I don't know, probably. I used to spam this to everyone. I know it's stupid but it worked almost every time. Granted some girls told me it's stupid as fuck, but it generally got a positive response.

>>35981969
Looks like you scored some feminine penis lad.

>>35981969
that's really fuckin lame

sounds like something a beta orbiter would say

>>35981969
did you have sex with her lad

>>35982012
the lame pick up lines often work as long as you have some self-awareness

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Do this one OP. Works every time.

>>35982081

They do. Got any similar ones? The goal is just to get noticed. Naysayers just trust me on this. They're getting thousands of 'heys' and standard compliments, often typed out by illiterates.

>>35981880

Did any message you first?

Do some stupid shit like

Hey beautiful; are you down for a long romantic night of making love

oops damn autocorrect i meant coffee

worked for me; that said the chick im with now messaged me first so idk lol

>>35982209
quite a few times but not often

>>35982223

Here's a start. If we can get more stuff like this that'd be great. Just googled what reddit had to say about making a good profile and tinder is like a fucking science to those fags.

I was able to keep it simple and still get dates, i just want to do a little better than last time.

>>35981417
Robots would be better off doing OKCupid desu mates

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Here's my original one. It worked super well desu. I had like 3 or 4 dates with different girls until I found my current gf on it.

Tbh it isn't too bad, you just gotta be yourself and it works out okay

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>>35982395
Also here's the whole photo so i look less retarded lol

Met up with a 14 year old who claimed to be 18 on her profile. Be cautious, OP. These girls are fucked up.

>>35982161
the one that works best for me is "i'de make out with you in a museum, but they said not to touch the art pieces"

>>35982395

you sound like someone who is literally begging to be cucked

>>35982382

No. Okcupid women require a 5-star life resume, tinder can be silly. Also okc is worse for your self-esteem because you know when all the women who ignore your message look at your profile. It fucking sucks. Tinder you know, if they swiped you right you have one foot in the door IF you play your cards right.

It's stupidly easy to make a 'good' profile. If you're hot, your profile is good. If you aren't, then it's bad.

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>>35981932
Answer my question god damn it

>>35982395
>>35982410
Take another picture but without the phone in frame

>>35982382

Also,

>this person is out of message space. PAY US SOME MONEY SO YOU CAN TRY BUT GET IGNORED ANYWAY!

>>35982485
not only good looking, but you also need some good pics that show some social life/hobbies

>>35982395
>just b urself

fuck you

Post some more pictures so we can see what you're using.

>>35982505

The one that worked for me was just a front camera selfie of me slightly smiling, wearing just a v-necked white tee

>>35982546

Don't have any social life pics, but i have one of me standing on a rocky ledge overlooking an epic mountain range. They like adventurous shit like that, right? Because i literally risked my life to take that picture, one gust of wind would have sent me falling to my death.

>>35982395

You hold your phone like a faggot

>>35982616

i climbed i fucking tall crane James Kingston style to take one, worth it, they all dig an adrenaline junkie.

Are you in the Judaic Studies program? Because I am pretty sure I found your Linkedin.

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>>35982410
you look good but the way you took that picture is autistic pic related

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Am I handsome enough for tinder guys? I think I'm pretty good looking but grills are picky there I've heard.

>>35982395
>you just gotta be yourself and it works out okay
shut up you ugly cuck

you are using a hook up app for dating. you are literally dating sluts.

you have closed set eyes, recessed facial bones, and a narrow face. in other words, reddit cuck phenotype

>>35982420
>These girls are fucked up.

How fucked up?

>>35982837
Get rid of the acne and a better haircut.

Would a picture of me and my dog be good for the default one? Because i have one of me and my dog and we both look good.

Or does that say lonely?

>>35982395
How tall are you friend?

Orginal

>>35982837
Me, as a self described ugly fuck, you look pretty normal. Just don't look mad like you do in the picture.

>>35983033
The acne is as good as it will get at least for now, it used to be much worse. And what is wrong with my hair cut? I like it. When it's styled well it looks nice.

For you datefags what's your mode of transportation? Where do you take them out to? You'd be helping a loser out with a response...

>>35983190
I personally think it makes your face look too long but that's just me. Good luck.

>t. literal homo

>>35982395
You're funny so I guess some girl settled for you because of that, even though that profile screams INSECURITY.

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Honestly bro you need Snapchat and or Instagram for tinder, a lot of girls don't use the app because they're is too many men on there so when it says add me on Snapchat or Instagram do it and dm her their works a lot more then waiting to get matches

>>35983614

Is that you, sushi brah?

>>35982889
Fucked up enough to want to trick grown men into fucking them while they're underage. I don't know, it's just kind of weird to me. Maybe that's your thing. In which case, maybe you'll be as "lucky" as I was.

>>35983054
bitches love dogs

>>35983959

So that's one yes for the dog pic then? It's a bit dark and editing the exposure and contrast makes it a little wonky though.

>>35984249
Well post it if you're unsure

Having a dog in the picture conveys a sense of friendliness only a pet owner can give

>>35984315

I'm brave enough to post myself in front of thousands of girls but i will never post here, robots are mean.

Should i add an inch to my height? I'm 6', but 6'1 sounds better, and everyone says women are retards who can't measure dick length right, so they're probably not height experts.