Any tips on getting a hooker in burgerland? Apps to use? Backpage

>Words I should avoid saying that incriminate myself

don't say that you're a furry

>>35979767
Use backpages, fully expect the girl who shows up to be significantly uglier than the girl in the pictures, might take a couple tries but there are some legitimate cuties on there fucking for cheap.
Don't forget to use protection and make sure it's at a hotel of some sort and you're not bringing this whore to your place.

>>35980196
>make sure it's at a hotel of some sort
to add to this, the girls who do this regularly will usually have a room at some cheap motel/hotel where they do business, you won't be having to pay for it.

>>35979767

>tfw when you remember reading that comic in OP's post in a past life

God I was such a faggot

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>>35980221
I'm afraid to go to a whore's hotel, desu. Won't I get robbed? I don't care since I won't have shit on me. Won't it be a sting? What if it's a sting? If I don't mention money, can they arrest me? What if I grope her and shit? If she lets me finger her, is she legit? Is there anything an undercover is not allowed to do or say?
>>35980196
I don't mind uglier. I just want to fug or get succ.