>tfw dad thinks you're gay because he has never

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>>35978828
tfw my dad doesnt even care.

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he should have taught you social skills and set a good example by making and maintaining healthy relationships himself

>he's never seen you with a guy either

Horse shit

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>>35978828
My folks still ask me at least once every three months if I'm gay and let me know its OK and I can come out of the closet any time now
I don't think I'll ever be able to convince them I'm not gay

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>>35978828
>tfw your dad knows you've had sex because he closes his door and complains to me the next day about her being too loud

>>35978828
My dad thinks that I don't have a gf because I have erection problems. He offered me many times that he will buy me a viagra, or he will go with me a doctor if I am too ashamed to go alone he will never talk about it to anyone.

Once I had enough and I started to shout to leave me alone, I don't have a problem with my fucking dick. "Then why don't you have a girlfriend?"

Fucking normies I hate them so much.

>>35979017
>>35979005
>>35978828


would you guys miss your dad if he died tomorrow?

>>35979120
Probably, I don't really hate him
I just avoid him because I constantly disappoint him. He raised me right, but I constantly underachieve, isolate myself whenever im not at work and drink excessively on the daily, basically everything he tried to teach me not to do

>>35979204
interesting... i don't even want to impress my parents. like i'd always go out of my way to not tell them when i won awards and stuff in school.

now i live as a 34 year old NEET... hard to get more unimpressive than that.

>>35979104
Just tell him that you're content masturbating to Japanese animated pornography.

Ask him if he's gay because you don't see him having sex.

>>35979120
guess so,he was there when my mom died as a child,but he made me a beta shut-in

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>>35978828
>tfw everyone in my family does and sends me weird gifts thinking I have a secret bf or some shit
>mfw those that don't think I'm a fag just make fun of me for my lack of my gf
>mfw my dad is the only who never does those things and always says I can find that special girl if I try
I'm so sorry dad... I wish I could've found a gf to bring home.

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>>35979012
>he thinks we have friends of either gender
That's funny.

>>35979478
Dude have sex do it for your dad if not for yourself

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>>35978828
>Dad doesn't really care
>Sees how dis-functional I am and chuckles

At least he's not kicking me out of the house.
I'd rather have that than someone that doesn't truly connect with me trying to change what I am.

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>>35979588
>finally have sex with a woman
>can't stop thinking about my Dad
THIS ONES FOR YOU, POP POP

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>>35979588
I want to but no girl wants me, and I always screw up with the very few that do. I'm just too insecure and I always fuck up one way or another. I wish I could give up, but I'll keep trying for dear old dad.

My dad wants me to develop a second hobby other than computer related stuff and tried so hard to get me to do something else but I just don't want a new, forced hobby. I am perfectly fine with my life like this but it makes me feel like shit to see how my dad is so disappointed and sad about what I do with my life. Any tips?

>>35979792
And yes, I also don't have any real life friends.

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>>35979792
Try bowling. Its fun and simple enough and it'll give your dad the impression that you've made some friends. But be thankful your dad is disappointed. My dad is never disappointed in me and if he is he never shows it. He always tells me he's proud of me no matter what, and all I knows that if I were in his shoes, I wouldn't be proud, but I want to give him a real and great reason to be proud.

>>35979898
I remember bowling when I was young, that was fun indeed. But I don't have anybody to go bowling with and if I go by myself I'll just end up feeling alone and weird. I wish my dad would be proud no matter what. If he really means it I wouldn't care, but if he just pretends to make me feel better I also wouldn't like it.

>>35979898
are you that guy who bowls alone?

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>>35978828
>entire family thinks you're gay

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>>35980043
My dad doesn't pretend, which is what hurts me most. I want him to be proud of a success. Not a failure who can't even get a freaking kiss from a gurl. But hear me out, try bowling, even if you have to go alone, chances are you're good at it and someone will want to invite you into their team. If not, then maybe by some chance you'll meet a girl and win out. Give it a chance. Maybe you'll actually achieve something unlike me...

Fuck, every time I come here to shitpost with my fellow robots I end up feeling instead.

>>35979204
You accurately described my relationship with my dad. Scarily accurate.

>>35980048
I don't bowl. I always wanted to though. But there are no bowling alleys where I live.

>>35979204
Same. I hate myself so much I can't face him. I don't want him to see how much I've failed him. And worst part is he probably would forgive me. He always did no matter what kind of stupid shit I did.

>>35980149
If you were someone in real life I would probably put on my normie mask and say sure I'll do it, but here as a fellow robot in all honesty I'll tell you I probably won't be able to motivate myself to go out or built up the courage and self confidence to go bowling by myself. I used to be self confident and have friends but about a year without a single friend has changed me.

Sure the classic robot fantasy, a girl that looks through the surface and sees something in me that others don't and actually likes me. Years of being alone and seeing normal people around me have taught me that it's just not like that, nobody cares about the guy who looks sad, uncomfortable and alone.

>It's another gay person on tv followed by "we'd love you no matter what, anon" episode

>>35978828
>tfw nobody has never asked if I am gay or when I am getting a girlfriend

There's no point in asking, they already know I won't.

>>35980284
True, but at least your dad will think you're trying, and that's what counts.

>>35980357
You want a medal or something?

>>35980357
My bad, I thought you were another Chad calling us gay and mocking the nature of the thread. Ignore my >>35980572 post. Sorry m8.

>>35980572
I guess so... Well first of all I'll have to think of a solution for not getting accepted to any of the colleges I applied to

>>35980640
>Well first of all I'll have to think of a solution for not getting accepted to any of the colleges I applied to
Are you me? If not, I suggest you just try and apply somewhere that you're sure will accept you. I'm sure your dad will at least be satisfied to know that you're at least studying even if its a shit college or facsimile.

>>35980692
Yes that makes sense. I would just be ashamed of myself because I know I could have done so much more, but I guess a shitty college is better than no college.

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>tfw so virginal isolated and porned out you don't even know your own sexuality anymore

>>35978828

This is perfect. Ask him to pay for a prostitute. He will do it because he doesn't want a fag for a son.

>>35980796
Inb4 he gets a male one

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>>35979588
>>35979707
fukken ell

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>>35980723
Hope it works out for you anon. Maybe at least you'll do better at it than me. I'll probably fail at everything, but I at least hope that maybe some girl will put up with me long enough so that I can at least know what its like to have a gf and to show dad that maybe there's hope for me yet.

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>>35980779
You're basically a hollow who's passed the point of no return. You can't even love a girl anymore. You're a fucking necromancer now.

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>>35979065
jokes on him I pay the girl to make sex sounds while I build model cars

>>35980904
>You're basically a hollow who's passed the point of no return. You can't even love a girl anymore. You're a fucking necromancer now.

thats exactly how i feel

t.25 yo kv

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>>35978828
I feel you man, my family thinks i'm gay because they are comparing me to my brother and how he has a girl.

>>35980954
>model cars
>not model trains or monster models
I hope those are at least some classy old models.

>>35979104
I'd say your dad has erection problems
One of the prominent excuses/reasons in my mind for why I've been perpetually
>tfwnogf
is that I've always been afraid of intimacy because I was raised on the television jew and associated all interactions with grills with sex and broke my dick really young masturbating funny so I always spazzed around women because I immediately thought about sex and I never wanted them to find out about my broken dick. Now I'm 26 and I've never told anyone even my doctor and I'm never even going to try having sex and masturbating hurts so I don't do it much except to relieve stress... you know?

>>35981004
You have 5 years left to kiss a girl and break the curse. If not, you're destined to become the lich king who will sing the song of end.

>>35980870
Thanks anon, good luck to you too! Here is my recommendation for you though: start programming. It's perfect for you if you like spending a lot of time on your PC either way. Now just imagine how proud your dad would be if can show him an app you made that's on the play store! I've been programming for a couple of years now and it's perfect, it makes me forget my worries and my stress and it's also impressive (Not so much to girls or chads though) Plus it looks good on applications

>>35981015
I really do want to get into model trains but I find the hobby overwhelming and always stop before I really start.
I'm so depressed that building my cars, shitposting, walking/playing with my dog and feeding the two of us take up the whole day. It's all I can muster up the volition to accomplish.

I'm working on a 1:16 1982 Pontiac Firebird right now.

>>35981044
>fuck a girl and do something the vast majority the population has done
Or
>become an elder god with unending power

I guess I'll just get some puss cuz that sounds so much better

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>>35981060
I've actually been dabbling a bit but haven't been taking it seriously but I'll consider doing so now. Thanks for the tip anon. Good luck, godspeed and take care. May we succeed at our goals, and if we don't, no one can say we didn't try.

>>35979792


This is not going to be pleasant, anon. Go ask your dad to do a hobby with you. Something he likes. Why? It's going to give him immediate hope for you, and since it will likely be social he gets to prop you up through becoming less shit at being a normie.

Seriously, if dad wants to teach you shit, indulge him. It might be your only hope to upgrade to cyborg.

>>35981125
Right?
Some fucking people.
>47 months until I get my wizard powers.

>>35981125
Except the song of end will only work on the shitty setting of Azaroth and that shit is already pretty fucked so all you'll be doing is getting off the throne once to sing a crappy song no one will notice amongst the already pre-existing state of shit.

>>35981174
Stay strong, brother. It seems to get easier the longer I go on. Early 20s were rough, but after 24 my primal mind slowly began to understand it had lost the battle. Now masturbatig once a week keeps me under control

>>35981167
This is also good.

>>35981195
Well, enjoy being like everyone else. I'd rather be one of the few who visit Azaroth than one of the billions who have had sex.

>>35981199
>keeps me under control
W-What happens if you don't masturbate?

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>>35978828
There's million ways to prove your sexual orientation beside shoving a girl at your daddy's face.
Like getting half-purposefully caught masturbating to softcore porn pics for example. Or having naughty magazines under your mattress your mom is bound to find eventually.
I can't relate to someone so unimaginative and self-sabotaging as you.

>>35981245
I start getting angsty about not having a women and generally extra horny. I may or may not have scared my niece once after trying nofap.

I'm not saying I'm not depressed in general, but if I don't smack the monkey every so often, I start having thoughts that add to the fire

>>35981167
Yea that sounds like a good idea, he sometimes brings me to his friends actually so that's already something. He goes to the gym occasionally, I guess I could join there. That would maybe even make me a bit more "chaddy"!

>>35981221
Everyone's been to fucking Azeroth. Its the whore of magical realms and Blizzard's bitch.

>>35981285
Good idea, that's what I would do. Or "accidently" send a pic of a girl to his mom/dad saying "damn she's hot" and then saying "crap sorry that wasn't meant for you".

>>35981199
>>35981311
double kek'd
Thanks. I thought my nagging biological imperative shit had died around 23 but it came back with a vengeance, it's gone for now but the chemical insistence on pushing this breeding shit drives me nuts.
I'm the same way, as long as I masturbate every day or two, I'm good. If I go three days I start become even more irritable and angry than average.

>>35981341
Any sex having normie can buy the game and visit "Azaroth" but only a real Wizard gets to visit the real one.

Fuck off buddy

>>35979104
as the other anon said he's saying that because he clearly has erection problems

>>35981566
I don't even know what happens to me if I were to do that. When I tried nofap I lost on day 1.

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>>35981590
I've only mastered Dr. Kee's locator spell. I should have at least 4 more spells mastered before my 30th year. The Santa Monica Otherkin Sorority of Animallica won't know what hit them!

>>35979120
I'm not sure at this point. My dad is disabled so I feel bad for him, but all he talks about is politics, or his shitty wage slave job at walmart. He's also pretty lazy, but he's always been a nice dad, and always looked out for me.

>>35982768
wow my dad also worked a wage slave job at walmart. but he is an 300lb diabetic so he "retired".

never really looked out for me or taught me anything. also he is a hoarder so i don't even have enough space to do a pushup in this house.

he isn't capable of conversation outside of the weather, grocery deals (his favorite topic of conversation), and what came in the mail on a given day.

>>35978828
My dad thought I was going to be a tranny.

>>35982852
my dad is also big and a diabetic too, but not as big as he used to be because of gastric bypass surgery. He's 67 now and probably only working at walmart for 6 months more before retiring. He's always complaining about the job, and how much the managers suck and the work is hard. I really hate talking to him now, but I feel bad because he has no friends his life has been so shitty.

>>35979204
Same boat, split between kms and not being a parasite, and not disappointing him more by kms.

my uncle's girlfriend thinks so. she heard me say about the rape but thinks it made me gay. i even said like patty if i was a fag i would of came out of the closet. why are you starting rumors.

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>>35983004
Ditto.

>long hair
>long nails
>never liked masculine activities
>gay (never told him but was adamant in my disdain for women any time he asked)

What's your story with this?

>>35983120
I am mostly just beta. Straight and cis otherwise. Nice to know that for once in my life my father would of considered me "brave" kek.

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>>35980357
>>It's another gay person on tv followed by "we'd love you no matter what, anon" episode
tis

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>get into an argument with mom
>she calls me faggot then corrects herself and starts saying how I can't get anyone and how I'm pathetic and will always be alone

>what? no dad i'm not gay!
>these? theyre just pills i take; vitamins
>i paint my nails because its whats popular right now
>the girl i like is into long hair. in the 80s all the guys had long hair!
>no i havent met her yet
>she said shes really into anal

My father is kind to me, but only because he pities me. He used to be very stern with me when he thought that I had a chance in life, but now he doesn't get on my case about anything and tries to make me feel better about myself. He's given up hope that I will ever be a successful man. It hurts pretty bad to know this, and I am trying to distance myself from him so that he doesn't continue to witness my failure.