http://efukt.com/21961_Random_Guys_ Try_to_Fuck_a_Pornstar.h

I'm a virgin, I wouldn't even make it on the bus cause I'd be running away

Meh. They would have told me to put a condom and I would have said no thanks. If it comes down to sex with a condom or no sex, I choose no sex at this point.

Nope. Massive performance anxiety paired with stimulant abuse has rendered me all but impotent except in the most comfortable environments. If I had a chance I would pop a viagra and then I might do ok.

>>35975379


only if i can pop a boner pill before hand

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I'm bitterly disappointed this wasn't about a 21,962 dicks and one roast beast flap
very mad that the anticipated deathmatch to be the one of thousands to get their goo in the whorish snatch did not materialize
do not recommend this thread
sage

>>35975532
Thank god I stopped taking stimulants. The only time I stimfapped it ruined the sensation for months. It finally came back but it'll never be the same.

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>>35975676
because it's so fucking good?
don't turn away from the hedonism treadmill

>>35975379
no way I could get it up for that old dog covered in ink

>>35975379
I think she's an ugly freak.

>>35975739
Exactly this right here.

I'm not sure why OP posted this, did he think others would want that trash?

>>35975712
Fuck the only time I came while limp was after taking DMAA, ephedrine and caffeine and that only came about after I stuck a finger up my ass.

>>35975712
It is fucking amazing. I imagine sex is obsolete because if it (not that I've ever had sex lmao). I would actually watch entire porn videos instead of skipping through. This caused me to watch 7 hours of porn and end up tugging on my dick until it went soft. Then I injured it and there's a lump of scar tissue now. I'm very lucky I don't have peyronies disease, but there's probably nerve damage because some parts are way less sensitive than others. It hurt like hell for months and I lost some size and can't get quite as hard. So yeah. Never again.

Yes. I would have rejected the offer.

>prestigious Christy Mack
Who? Though no I wouldn't last at all, probably sub 60 seconds.

LOL at all the people in the comment section blaming it on too much porn consumption. I'd like to see these "red pilled alpha males" try to get a hard on under pressure while some neckbeard points a camera at their face and taunts them.

>>35975379
why would small dick guys even accept to do this?

>>35975379
Give me a boner pill and a pre jerk and I can do anything.

>>35976030
They wouldn't. Most male performers get hopped up on viagra and other boner aids.

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>>35975379
Yes this is totally legit.
Just like fake taxi, right?

>>35976063
They don't just pick the guys off the street randomly, but they are amateurs (often with zero porn experience), so that part is legit.

>>35975379

Probably not. Christy Mack is nasty as fuck.

>>35976063
nah this one is actualy legit
>>35975379
I watched videos with kelsie monroe and jada stevens
Dudes literally have good sex with them
Its just that christy mack looks disgusting at most times

Kek
>Don't miss your chance to fuck war machines ex gf anon

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>helicopter sound effect

>>35975379
probably, i'd just bee myslef desu
i'd fap before so i don't cum as quick or something

>>35975379
She hurts my eyes

>>35976502
The issue is getting hard under pressure. Most guys go in with your attitude but honestly the pressure combined with the camera and the weirdo cameraman and sound guys looking at you can turn even the biggest stud limp. Jerking off preshoot is literally the worst thing you can do.

>>35976582
i'm a virgin with rage like chrissy my dude, i'll come in like a rabid dog, can't nobody stop this boner
where do i sign up?

>>35975883
this was a sad story
I hope you've found a good replacement rush

>>35976692
>virgin with rage

Literally the most likely limp dick. First timer nerves plus all the other shit I mentioned. I would be surprised if you could get hard on viagra and with a finger up your ass desu.

>>35975379

They managed to get a lot of fucking done in the 2 minutes that the video claims. Looks like people having normal sex set to ice cream truck music.

>>35975883
>peyronies disease
I'd never heard of it but I think I may have that
I noticed some time ago that my dick was bent to the left when erect, which didn't use to happen, and erections kind of hurt now. The pain goes away when I fap but random boners when I'm wearing pants are really uncomfortable, more so than usual
Not sure what could have caused it though

>>35977143
Honestly, 2 minutes isn't that bad for an amateur under stress. It might sound counterintuitive but nervousnsess makes guys cum faster (either that or not cum at all).

reminded me of this (2:30 onward)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TQd6XkefSI

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>>35975379
This was disgusting to watch, because she's a nasty broad with awful fake tits covered in tacky tattoos, and she is giving blowjobs to these random disgusting beaners and guidos

fuck miami everyone there is disgusting

>>35975379
This makes the incorrect assumption that men care about if she cums.

>Oh no, I only fucked you for 80 seconds, I'm so ashamed.

Bitch please you must have a mental disease I got mine you want yours go find Mr. Thundercock.

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>>35975379
fuck no.
BUT
Every animal fucks, but no other animal can write (program) emacs and create open source software

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>>35977594
/g/ samma is that you?

>>35977639
No, it's /d/

any more videos like this?

fillerfffgwg

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>>35975379
I'd pound her harder than her ex BF did.

>>35975379
Did they maybe not understand that people can't get horny on demand for strangers, she is not attractive especially those fake as fuck tits and she's riddled with ink.
Make the girl blonde cheery and playful every guy would've been into it.

>it was killed by feminism

Maybe these guys would be able to perform is they actually had a hot girl, not this ugly skank

Are there any good videos of porn stars fucking amateur guys?

>>35975379
lmao robots check out this video! http://efukt.com/21939_Porno_Trainwreck_of_The_Year.html

>>35978131

sorry

ororo

>>35975474
Why would you trust your dick inside some whore without protection? The condom is for YOUR safety, bro.

>>35975379
Looks like she's fully recovered and back to whoring herself. So this is what's become the rest of her life, while War Machine spends the next 60+ years rotting behind bars. Damn, the law really hates men.

Shit I'd be hard as fuck in front of Christy Mack. How do you not get hard? Like its amazing actually, maybe I just get hard easily and ready to go.

It's nice that she's not doing any interracial

>>35979042
>almost murder two people
>'huh geez bloody misandry in court of justice'

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this scene killed me

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>>35978241
Na m8. At this point, the condom is for their safety.

>>35975379
"jee whiz, do i want to be the fiftieth loser to fuck this plastic whore this afternoon in your filthy cum encrusted van back seat while you film it? hmmm I gotta think really hard about this because it's so tempting but ultimately I'm gonna have to pass yeah no thanks."

>>35979550
She's like 5'0" tall. He's a 5'11" trained mixed martial artist. If he had wanted her dead, she would've been dead. He was clearly showing restraint in what was a heat of the moment situation that got out of hand. Women have killed men premeditatedly and have gotten 30yrs with parole after serving only 20. War Machine is looking at life without possibility of parole.

>>35977466
yup southern florida is just awful. puerto ricans, cubans, mexicans, wiggers, all just running around freely.

>>35979740
lmao
retard
he didnt want to go to jail thats all

>>35979755
You left out all the old jews and snowbirds and violent ghetto niggers.

>>35979801
Neither did all the female murderers who never rarely make front-page news. Yet, they still kill and are eventually out of prison on parole.

>>35975379
>xD I'm so embarrassed that I got to cum in you!

Not sure why this video was made, but its pretty obvious they were trying to humiliate every dude. The camera man was trying to make it as awkward as possible and I have hard time believing a porn star doesn't know what performance anxiety.

To answer OPs question, probably. I don't have a problem getting hard in front of women and I haven't cum from penetration in years.

For the 3rd guy it was probably the happiest day of his life to have a hot girl even touch his dick.

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Jokes on her I get off to humiliation

But seriously I don't think I could get hard with that cuck camera guy le epic trolling 5 inches away from us while I'm trying to concentrate.

anymore videos like this that are longer? love shit like this.

>>35975379
>fucking that bottom of the barrel trash
no thanks

No way I could get hard. On the few occassions I was naked with a girl I had problems getting hard and sustaining an erection because of anxiety, I can only imagine how bad it would get with the cameraman in my face and Christy making snarky comments.

How the fuck could some amateur guy get hard to an old had with plastic titties and a bitchy business attitude while having another faggot taping and mocking you at the same time?

I have no idea what they expected from this. Also no idea how some of these guys managed to get an erection, let alone cum.

>>35976030

In a cramped moving car, no less. Frankly the first two guys were champs.

I know I wouldn't be able, especially with them bitching about it as the pressure would kill me