How do you explain to your mom that you're straight

This whole "are traps gay or straight" thing is stupid. It's all a bunch of word games. If you can ONLY use straight or gay to describe what you like, then you have to go with gay because it's a man. But on a spectrum of gayness----where the most gay is two hairy muscular men fucking, traps aren't very high on the spectrum, closer to where the spectrum is crosses over to straight, since you like a mostly female-looking body.

check it out ma (s)he looks like a really pretty girl and the penis is cute and relatable too also did you know that 2D is most easily digested D which makes the wankin effortless

unless you're into real traps in that case you're bisexual at least

Why do you need to? Do you tell your mom every time you masturbate too?

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>>35972861
>unless you're into real traps in that case you're bisexual at least

No I like them too, but I am straight. I feel no attraction to guys in real life, and I've always been able to fap to the weirdest shit despite being totally vanilla in reality.

>>35972795
Attraction to traps ranges from "liking IRL men who can naturally pass for women" to "haha this cartoon drawing of a girl has a set of male genitalia on it".

The first one is actually gay. Don't let the masc fags tell you otherwise.

>t.homosexual

>>35972915
>No I like them too, but I am straight
Unless it's some camera angles/photography trickery bullshit which hides most of the trap's features and enhances the feminine ones, I don't believe for a second that you can like traps and still be straight.

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>>35972878

Well I'm pretty open about my love of traps, she'll know eventually.

>>35972953

I'm good then. Every time I saw a "trap" in person my brain just registered them as a male.

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>>35973011
>I don't believe for a second that you can like traps and still be straight.

That's a perfectly reasonable opinion, I don't expect anyone to believe me when I admit to fapping to gay porn but claim to be straight, but I can't base my sexuality around my porn habits when how I feel in reality is so different.

>>35972795
Explain that you are such a dominant alpha male that even sufficiently feminine men need to be shown their place with your dick.

>>35973276
does this reasoning make it so that if you are maximum dominance spec that you have to fuck all people

>likes traps
>"straight"
What do faggots mean by this?

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>>35972795
You can't explain something that isn't true, anon.

>>35972795
by killing yourself, retarded unoriginal shill

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>>35973276

Its not really that, I just like fapping to bizarre porn.

>>35972849
>If you can ONLY use straight or gay to describe what you like, then you have to go with gay because it's a man
what if it was a transgender individual?
Not so simple now is it

>>35972795
I don't know. How do I explain to my mom that I am straight but AM a trap?

>>35973046
just don't tell her, she might not even want to know. this is not really a sexual orientation, it's more of a fetish/kink

i'm pretty open about my sexuality, too, but i would never tell my mom that i occasionaly like pegging or calling my girlfriend a slut and spitting wine in her mouth

>>35972795
Why would you?
There's no reason for that discussion unless you happen to be dating a trap and your mother realizes that and then approaches you about it.

The fact that you are on /r9k/ suggest you are in fact not dating anyone and never will be. So you shouldn't ever have to worry about discussing your taste in men with your mother.

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>>35972795
>>35972915
Oregano commentoyou stupid robot fuck.

>>35974123
That's a man with a penis or a man with a carved, fake pussy.

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>itt: denial aint just a river in egypt

>>35973363
Yes. Like prison rape except everywhere.

>>35975131
>That's a man with a penis or a man with a carved, fake pussy.
what about the girls with penises

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>>35974303

That sounds rough, but some girls are into that.

>>35974465
>>35974505

Well yeah it probably won't matter, but you know how normies are, they take sexuality so damn seriously.

>>35975328
>That sounds rough, but some girls are into that.
None I've met. It sucks, because I take more care of my own body than most women do nowadays yet it's for a lost cause.

>>35975414
A straight trap? What a waste man.

Are you not attracted to guys at all? What about other traps?

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It would be too difficult. Saying your bi is the easiest way for them to understand.

>>35975511
>that doujinshi
Absolutely perfect taste my man

>>35975459
I tried. I know it's mostly (read: all) guys who liked pics I used to post (long gone, deleted) and I can't say I'm not open to guys, but I like girls much more. I'm a virgin still as well and have politely rejected approaches by men. I've tried to hang out with other traps but their behavior annoys me because I'm not slutty. At the same time, I'm not really sure what I'm attracted to, since I've been sent dick pics and all I think is "yeah I have one of those too except I'm bigger"

But I have to acknowledge that men are perhaps the more empathetic sex, just it's been repressed. Women may end up turning me prison gay because of this, since they just live to ruin it seems.

So yeah, maybe I'm not 100% hot blooded straight but I am looking for women to no avail.

>>35975697
All I ever wanted was a girly trap to baby and treat like a princess.

Women don't know what they're missing.

>>35975762
I can't say I wouldn't enjoy that. It's true, women don't realize that the attention they get is for the most part a good thing. I've tried doing online stuff with guys, but it grew to a point where I was more attracted to the prospect of making them feel good than anything else. I've discussed with someone years ago if it was gay to just want to take care of someone emotionally, even if they were a guy, without anything more physical than cuddling, but we came to the conclusion of "perhaps, though no one in the world wants that." I can say I wouldn't mind that.

>>35975511

I'm not interested in guys though.

>Hey mom I'm bi, but I'm not attracted to guys

that's just silly

>>35975870
Mm, even if it never worked out and you ended up with a girl you liked i'd still love to live with someone like you. Someone gentle and sweet I could cuddle and hug on.

I've never been in a serious relationship with a guy though. Or anyone really except one girl. I was with her for seven years, up until last year. We still keep in touch and the way she talks I don't know if we'd get back together or not at this point. But in the meantime i've been seriously considering going into a serious relationship with another guy, especially a girly trap.

I just miss loving on someone.

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Ravioli ravioli pls gibe originali

>>35972795
You're not gay IMO, the best way I can think of is ask her if she would like a trap the same as a man just because they have a penis. Then let her know how genitalia is not the only thing that defines your sexual orientation, it's also all the secondary traits associated with masculinity or femininity, You like the feminine traits more than the masculine if you like traps. Some traps are way more feminine than girls (they have to overcompensate sometimes).

>>35976086

lol mom you so crazy

>>35976016
You sound sweet. I've never had a relationship, guy or girl, so I couldn't imagine how tough that was. It would be cool if we were roommates or something. I used to take care of my roommates, did most of the cooking and always gave them advice. One once laughed and said I had a motherly demeanor, but I'm sure he was serious and complementing me, since he was kind as well. I think that fits who I am in a way, someone who cares for others. At the same time I wish I could have someone take care of me, even for a little and with proper reciprocation of course. It's a shame I have to hide that most of the time and that society doesn't allow this sort of tenderness.

What you fap to is not always a matter of sexual orientation.

>>35976356
>what sexually arouses you is not a matter of sexual orientation
kek

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>>35976356

I know. I've fapped to loli/shota, but I know I'm not attracted to kids at all. I also like scat, vomit, rape, even had a brief thing for period blood, but I'd never do any of that. That's why I don't want to use porn to gauge my sexuality, I'd fap to anything.