I did it, guys. I have a girlfriend. It's the first time

>>35971992
how can i do it if I'm ugly?

get out

Get out

Get. Out.

GET OUT

GET OUT

GET THE FUCK OUT

GEEETT THE FFFUCK OFFFFF MYYY BBBORATRRRRRARDDDD

FUCKIIGNGNTNN NORRRRRRRRMIE ERIREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35971992
I fucking hate you 16 year old faggots

>>35972080

This desu

reminding us of why relationships are appealing and that we'll never experience the simplest joy in life is quite triggering so go away OP.

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>>35972075
Just be yourself. I'm not even kidding, it fucking works. I know it's a meme but holy shit.
>>35972080
no
>>35972088
*19

>>35971992
Where did you get her?

>>35971992
I'm happy for you anon, just don't feel to bad when you break up.

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>>35972111
Damn, I want to bring some hope but I can't argue with those trips.
I guess I'll take my leave.

>>35971992
The world doesn't work like that. It's not because a random dude won the loto means that everybody can win the loto. Not because someone climbed the Everest that everybody can too.

You having a gf doesn't mean everybody can get a gf. Now fuck off with this dumb logic of yours.

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>>35972120
Your relation will end. And you will be suicidal and come here crying asking for comfort. And we will bow down and whisper
>no
You reap what you sow anon.
Tick Tock

>>35972120
>Just be yourself.
But I've a shit personality too, can't talk properly in front of girl. What do now?

>>35972111
>>35972080
>tfw this board used to support each other in giving advice and be glad someone made it out of robotness. now it's just 14 yeear old trolls everywhere.

Well done OP! may i lend her sometime? i won't cuck you too hard

>>35971992
haha I give it a year faggot

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>>35972149
College.
>>35972150
I can mediate feelings to an extent, but we're both clingy and very similar so I'm not sure if that's happening any time soon.
>>35972166
You guys have numbers in your favor, damn.

Well, for those who can't find a relationship, find meaning through other means. Art, writing, you name it. Anything you can pour your being into and feel fulfilled. All I want is for you all to be happy and find your own meaning in this world.
If you're in a rough place, stick it out. Life is too precious to throw away, even if it sucks sometimes.

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I hope to see you in tears cause your perfect girl will leave you next week.

You don't belong here, normalfag.

Nice bait at the end there, friendo.

>>35972120
>Just be yourself. I'm not even kidding, it fucking works. I know it's a meme but holy shit.
myself might be decent and lovable but what if I don't have easy access to girls? I won't just approach a rnadom grill and demand friendship or something

>>35972255
School, work, gym (crossfit?), gatherings of mutual friends, bumble, etc.

It definitely requires leaving your comfort zone a little bit, but it can be worth it.

>>35972313
I am just finishing highschool and girls there had a neutral stance on me. I was in gym, but I don't socialize with girls when I am there. I don't gather with my friends's friends.

Leaving the comfort zone is the shit, but it is like telling a bird that has never flew before that it must jump off a building.

>>35972346
>but it is like telling a bird that has never flew before that it must jump off a building.

That's literally what baby birds are forced to do.

>>35972376
>forced
there you have it.
what forced you to leave your comfort zone, anon?

>>35971992
Congrats OP:)
How would you rate yourself and rate her /10

>>35971992
>If I did it, you can do it too.
No, I can't. I thought I was doing fine with a girl yesterday, randomly mentions my fucked up teeth, now my whole month is ruined.

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>>35971992
>I have a girlfriend.
Congratulations, now get out.

>>35972120
>19
You will be sick of her shit in a year. And feel even more miserable a few years after when you realize that they're all shit.

>>35972407
4/10 and 8/10 respectively (but she doesn't wear makeup or do any kind of routine like that so she could easily present as 10/10)

>>35972451
If it was in a playful way you're fine

>>35971992

Good luck Anon, make the best of the good days and don't be hard on yourself for the bad ones

plz post n00ds

>>35972111

>he literally needs trigger warnings

>>35972666
>666
woah
thanks satan

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>>35971992
Teenaged normies need to be permabanned.

>>35971992
Enjoy while it lasts.
Word of advice:
whenever she starts getting cold and distant and the red flags start appearing, think of a brutal way to end the relationship, and end it yourself. Either a blunt text saying it's over or just ghost her. Show no benevolence and no empathy, do not engage in any attempt of hers to reverse things, and most importantly, be the one who ends it and never give her another chance.

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>tfw he doesn't know this is the one that will hurt the most

Enjoy her leaving you in a few months after the honeymoon period ends.

It happens every fucking time

>>35972149
smith's originally

>>35971992
Hey anon good job!
I don't know you but I'm happy for you

>>35973919
nice.
this man knows how to live life properly

>>35972120
Lmao the pic has me dying, I can feel the extreme sarcasm

Nice job, man.
I'm kind of sad I won't ever experience that nice bubbly phase with a girl because I'm kinda 'meh' until the familiarity kicks in and I'm head over heels. By then most of them are bored and move on.