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>in bed looking at phone
>comfy af
>see something in the corner of my eye on my pillow
>turn around
>see something crawling in the dark
>turn on flashlight on phone
>fuckhuge scorpion crawling away because I live in Texas
>jump out of bed as quickly as I can and run to the kitchen table where my parents are
>tell them I have a scorpion on my pillow
>dad rolls up Sunday paper and goes to smash it
>I come with him to help
>he doesn't see it
>he looks under my bed
>he discovers my pile of cumrags and tissues
>"Oh my goodness."
>thankfully he doesn't ask why they're there and tells me to throw them out and we'll keep looking for the scorpion
>I take away my bottle of lotion under bed before he suspects anything further
>wew.png
>keep looking for scorpion and can't find it
>we give up and get ready for church
How's your Sunday so far anons?
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better than yours haha. chilling, killing same drill. gonna go drive my ranger around for a bit because im all alone. got 3 matches on tinder too, but wont write them cause I cant stand human contact. Keep it rolling anon
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>living below 30 degrees North
>living in a fucking desert
It's your own fault anon
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Woke up at 3 am to catch a flight. It got delayed by the stupidest reasons which made me miss my connecting flight. Currently eating free food at an airport restaurant courtesy of the shitty airline that delayed the flight.
All in all, will get to my destination 7 hours later than intended
So, you know, not too comfy. I really really hate airlines and flying in general
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>>35971421
Texas is not all desert you ignorant yank
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>>35971449
nice man. fucking hate airports and everything with in 3km radius too. what ya gonna do though. stay strong
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>>35971147
Are you fucking joking? You went to cry to daddy about a scorpion?
If he can kill it why can't you?
This fucking board astonishes me.
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>>35971613
right? grab a ducking shovel and knight the shit out that scorpio
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>>35971573
That's the worst part. If anything goes wrong you are confined to watching it go wrong, nothing you can do.
I also hate that the only way to get compensation is to get angry at the clerks. If I hadn't insisted on getting on this early flight with another airline I would have been sent tomorrow. Also had to insist on the free food coupons.
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>>35971147
>Be me
>Wake up at eight o clock
>Grandpa's funeral
>Return home
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>wake up
>wash clothes
>make sammich
>feed cat
>lurk for a few hours
>play ds3
>get banned
>make dinner
>put clothes in dryer
>lurk
>one hour and I'll go to sleep
cant wait for tomorrow
i'll preorder asurface book
even if its expensive
but i really want one
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>>35973316
I really want one of those but I also want a macbook.
I don't know what would be cozier to browse with.
Not that I can buy one anyways because I got laid off
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>>35974236
I don't know man
I really like the fact that you can write on it
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>>35971147
>see fags in my city for pride week or whatever
>Yell "FAGGOT!" when I drive by
>mfw my bros gay
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>>35971147
buy a damn trash can, or just put the tissues in your pocket to the bathroom. At all costs don't use a cumrag all because of this
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>>35971147
>wake up
>log on laptop
>browse the chan
>watch animu
>log onto favorite mmorpg to find that its off until next year
>watch animu
>eat then back to animu
>post this
holy shit my life is boring
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