Anyone who's living near /Berlin/ here and willing to come

>>35971042

Sure, I'd come if I didn't live in Canada.

>your 35 year old friend

>>35972321

Thanks, mate. I understand.

>>35971042
That's too far bro, but happy birthday.

If I had a passport I'd buy a ticket right now, sorry anon

>>35972391
>>35972399

It's appreciated, guys.

>>35971042
I'd come if i could
but im in /Warsaw/

have a good one Kraut Anon

I'm in /Vienna/, isn't Berlin just one huge no go area these days?

>>35971042
Night walking in Berlin is amazing especially Alexander Platz
Just came back from a week long tour
The Soviet memorials are heavy

>>35972776
>>35972779

It's not that bad. At least not as a sturdy looking guy. I never had any troubles.
It's just a lot of homeless people who are relatively docile.

And yeah, Nightwalks here are really relaxing. Walking along the Spree etc.

I'll probably end up packing a few beers, sandwiches and just settle down on a lonely Park bench.

>>35971042
I live in Berlin, but I am at the hedwigs hospital right now
Can't drink because of all of my meds

>>35972984
Not that we'd have to drink at all.
But if you're too uncomfortable, it's alright.

>>35972875
>It's not that bad
How likely is it that I get killed or deadly injured by Turks/Arabs for looking like Koeterrasse, without legal repercussion for them whatsoever?

>>35972984
Why you're in the hospital, anon?

>>35973038
Paranoid schizophrenia, BPD, AvPD, an depressions

>>35973023
I actually have no idea. I'm a shut in, just trying to get to his job and back safely.

Lot of (too many) Muzzies here tho
Calling it Germany is a stretch.

>>35973060
Shit man, that sounds rough.
Been in hospital too last year for depression only. On meds ever since.

How old are you?

>>35973105
21
I was at the hospital for 7 months last year and for 3 weeks this year so far

>>35973168
If you don't mind I could come over.
Then again, I don't know how strict those good ol' Krankenhaus regulations are.

Just an offer, in case you'd need some company.

>>35971042
What's the best English translation of Mein Kampf to read
>inb4 learn german
Implying I'll learn that clucked language

>>35973237
Learn German, Neger. Verdammter Sauhund.

I would if I had money for place to stay and flight tickets. Sorry.

>>35971042
Hey OP, how long are you staying, or do you live there? I'll be near there in a few days!

>>35973346

I'm living here. Mitte, which is pretty much the centre of the city.
Moved to this shithole last year.

>>35971042
Why would I meet up with some stranger who'd probably try to kill me because of reasons?
Besides, I'm in a bad fucking state so I couldn't defend myself properly, otherwise I would maybe meet up and break all your bones if you even tried to start shit.

>>35973278
>learn German
y'alls culture is gone

>>35973372
>Mitte
Damn Kollege, might as well get nuked.
Also pretty stupid to say in which Bezirk you are living.

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Hamburg
OP is gey

>>35973387
Why would I try to kill you? I'm just desperate to have some IRL social interaction and not waste away another birthday by myself.

>>35973413
In Preissn maybe. Nationalism is on the rise in the Reich, in fact we surpass Switzerland these days.

>>35973427
Why, because someone might track me down based on THAT?
I doubt it.

>>35973465
Because this is the internet and everything could be possible.
Who says you wouldn't wait with some of your friends hiding somewhere and then all try to jump me?
I wouldn't mind to hang out with some other robot for some time but come on now, meine Paranoia ist da zu stark, friend.

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>>35971042
I'd go to your birthday, I can't remember the last birthday that I went, sadly I don't live in Germany nor Europe.

>>35973372
I'm staying in the AMANO on Heidestrasse

>>35973498
> friends
Come on, Kumpel. Machen wir uns nichts vor.

>>35973498
Not OP, but you're retarded

>>35973206
I am really unsure how well I would handle it
Do you have a way I can contact you?

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>>35973413
where are you from anon friend

>>35973444
Trips of truth
Op must be gay

>>35973555
>living in Haram-burg
>calling other people gay

>>35973536
Yeah, a throwaway email. No obligations, mate. Hope you're holding up.

[email protected]

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>>35973555
double trips of truth

OP is totally a fag now

>>35973523
Well damn, having social contact would do someone like me good but I don't trust anybody.
Are you a German or a """German""" ?
I'm not exactly German myself but then again I'm also still a European.

>>35973503
> Amano

Richfag spotted. For how long are you staying?

>>35973546
New Zealand
Original sheep fucker comment

>>35973618
Ehh, I'm too German to say European but not "blonde, blue eye" German.
Something inbetween.
I'm not gonna be like" REEE, AUSLAENDER. GET OUT OF MY DEUTSCHLAND"

>>35973588
>implying Berlin is not the most cucked city on earth
>implying you don't take it up the ass everyday from blacks

>>35973676
Slovenes and Czechs count as honorary Germans. Polish, too.

>>35973727
normiji nazaj na /pol/

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>>35973721
>>35973588

Munich is superior in every way.

Bavarians litterally built our culture

>>35973278
Ich mochte Deutsch lernen, aber keine Leute in Amerika Deutsch sprechen konnen. Keine Deutsch freunde fur uben und sprechen D:

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>>35973854
That's a really cute attempt.

English will be the universal language of the future

>>35973883
Ich weiss das meine Deutsch ist schlecht, aber Ich probiere aus. Das ist etwas, ja?

>>35973854
That's ridiculous. If you put some solid effort in I bet you can find local classes. Especially if you have a college or University nearby.

That said German is kind of out of fashion right now. I've been learning since September and this year is the first that the class got enough takers (10 students) to run and almost nowhere else here in Northern Ireland does German classes. You can't even study it at University here anymore apparently you have to go to England. Really strange.

>>35971042
I'd take you out drinking if I didn't live halfway around the world in robot hell.

>>35973676
>I'm not gonna be like" REEE, AUSLAENDER. GET OUT OF MY DEUTSCHLAND"
Kek, yeah I imagine.
I don't know still. You might be really just a robot who just wants company on his birthday but on the other hand I am too weak to defend myself if shit hits the fan. I know my paranoia is extreme but that's just how I learned it in life.

>>35973944
If you're saying that off the top of your head and not using a translator or anything you're already doing pretty well.

I reccomend Michel Thomas CDs. I got them all on Pirate Bay and listening through with a notepad has been very informative.

Do look for a class though because you can't learn how to speak properly without someone to hear you.

>>35973983
Thanks, man. It's the thought that counts.

>>35974007
Hey, if you just don't want to, I can completely respect that but damn, I can email you my ID.
I'm 100% a lonely faggot.

>>35974027
Zuerst Ich dachte was Ich wollte sagte, danach Ich stecke es in Google (konnen Leute verstanden mich?). Wenn es falsch in English ist, ich wieder probieren aus. Ich habe eine Deutsch klasse in Uni under Lehrer sehr nett is, aber die anderen studentin sind ganz schlecht mit sprechen.

Sorry bud but I'm kicking it in the midwest on tuesday

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Bumping this so op finds someone to hang out with on his birthday

>sorry I live in the states m8

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>>35974057
>Hey, if you just don't want to, I can completely respect that
I wouldn't really mind desu but you wouldn't want to be seen with me anyway.
Unless you want a reliable women repellent. I also sweat too easily and even if I'm clean and my clothes are clean I start to smell and it's just a travesty for anyone involved.

>>35974404
I'm not trying to find a girl on my birthday, anon.
Only requirement I'd have for you: You gotta drink with me and listen to my bullshit.

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>>35971042
happy birthday from the states OP

originaldo

>>35974475
>You gotta drink with me and listen to my bullshit.
I can't drink much (want to live healthier) but listening to your bullshit, sure. I just don't have much to add because I didn't exactly live an exciting live so far.

>>35974535

That's perfectly fine, man. I'm a pretty good talker, actually. If you don't mind, we can look for a nearby public place to meet up if you're more comfortable with that.

Hey krautbro happy early bday!

Love, burgerfag

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Good luck finding someone to get drunk with op, happy birthday

>>35974623
Alexanderplatz an der Weltuhr is always a good place to meet up. But I don't know if I will have time in the next days. I can give you my Skype meanwhile (inb4 reee normie, you faglords) and from there on we can communicate further.
It's "Dahaka"

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>>35971042
Yeah sure.
Even though I live in Wales I'll fly to berlin

>>35975058
Thank you

>>35975142
Yeah, sounds good. And if not, oh well.
I've sent two people an invite, there are a lot of people with username.

>>35975232
U for real?

>>35975239
*this

>>35975239
I'm the one with the smug Spurdo pic.

>>35975276
>U for real?
Yes I am for real.

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>>35975411
I'm apparently too autistic to find you.
Just add me: danny-rinnegan

>>35975439
Well, fuck. I'd sure appreciate it.

sorry op i live in saarland and have work :(

Gib steam.
Can gift CSGO skins and maybe TF2 items

>>35975232
alri butt?

>>35971042
I'd come but I'm in the US, sorry my dude

>>35975720
Thank you but I don't play either of these games...thanks a lot regardless.

I also don't wanna bag for any materialistic shite.

Damn it op died. What a shame

>>35975847
have a good birthday, lad

throwing some love from Wales also

>>35975850
What? I'm still here dude. Where else would I be.

>>35975847
Oh well.
Hallo from South America then i guess

>>35974917
Wishing someone a happy birthday early results in bad luck in Germany

>>35975525
>Well, fuck. I'd sure appreciate it.
Yep you are going to appreciate it.
I just booked plane tickets to Berlin

>>35976390
What the hell, man?
Actually?

>>35976390
Not OP but you're a golden anon. If you don't make truth of your words you're a bitch though.

>>35976390
Kek, maybe we can meet up together with OP.
>inb4 you'll be a cooler guy than me and I'll end up being the third wheel

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>>35976472
> inb4 me, OP, is gonna be the 3rd weel and I'll just end up necking myself on my birthday :^)

>>35976390
you better not be bamboozling OP