Tell me about the first time you came. And the first time

>And the first time you watched porn
there used to be this weird late night show that reviewed movies and videos, occasionally they reviewed soft-core porn and showed clips, this is also the first time i saw hentai

With a buddy. Showed me how to stroke it. Watched real sex or one of those hbo sex shows in my parents living room. Came into the toilet only had precum though neighbors house got broken into that night traumatic night

>audi drivers

>>35969200
Channel 5 in the UK?

>>35969068
I think it was some blonde lesbian video on slutload. Was around 10 or 11 at the time

>>35969877
It was on ITV i think.

>>35969068

I remember I was visiting family in eastern Europe and one of those channels they air just music and music videos. This one singer was singing and dancing, brunette, tall, long legs in a very short tight black dress. I started getting this weird feeling, and got a boner and starting stroking. I went in the bathroom and stroked and went faster and faster until this white stuff came out. I panicked a bit, but it felt really good. I was about eleven at the time.

>>35969068
first time i came was wanking to the hookers in gta, cant remember which one though

Came after watching the sex scene in the beginning of heat. Thought, "oh so this is what the guys in school were talking about!". Watched porn after clicking some adds on a gaming site. Got scared to death, it was way too rough for my virgin brain.

6th grade, fapped to Ashlynn Brooke

>>35969068
was 11 and everyone in school was bragging how cool they are because they wank their penises.

So I looked for handjob videos on the web.
And this is literally the first video I came

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=304261157

I think I came in my pants first time in school during PE. Watched them girls jump around in shorts and suddenly felt fucking amazing. Went to the bathroom to find a huge mess to my surprise.

Few weeks later I found a porn magazine in my parents bedroom, took it to my room. Looked at some lewd ladies, instinctively started rubbing my peepee and came all over the place and I was surprised as fuck once again.
Since then, its been a near daily hobby of mine.

first time I fapped I was 6 and had gotten out of the shower and was sitting on my bed in my nightshirt and started rubbing my dick. It's been a regular sport ever since.
I didn't even find out what sex was until 2 years later so until that point I thought I had discovered a wonderful and previously unknown function of the penis. I imagined people lining up just to have this super amazing and magical service performed for them by professional penis workers.
I wasn't too far off.

>>35969068
>religious family
>never given the talk
>14 years old
>stunted development
>rubbed a little
>confused
>why is it hard
>a little bit of clear dripped out
>deathly afraid and convinced I was going to hell
It was a bad experience

i used to be confused about masterbating because i didn't know you had to be hard while doing it until one day
>sitting in living room very late at night and i put on Babestation (a call in sex show in the uk)
>i start hardcore shaking all over my body with excitement/nerves (that happened a lot)
>I get super hard and put the blankets over me and start wanking
>i feel like I'm about to cum so i run to the toilet and start wanking again
>have first orgasm which felt like a my balls where pumping like a football pump
>look down and really surprised there was no cum

i didn't end up actually ejeculating properly for years later

>>35969200
sexcetera?

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>>35969068

1st time you masturbated
>French Class
>8th grade I believe
>was bored
>touching myself for no actual reason
>notice it felt good
>reach orgasm
>feel come pouring out and staining my underwear
>freak out and ask teacher to use the bathroom
>wash it in sink and use a peace of paper I found in the trash to clean myself
>go back to class

I think one of my classmates noticed but didn't tell it to anyone.
Glad for that.

Late in the afternoon mom picks me up and I thought it was a good idea to tell her about it.
Obv it wasn't and the conversation we had still haunts me to this day.


>The first time I watched porn
Nothing special . Some friend at school showed me a video on his cellphone.

how the fuck do you get to 14 years old without ever touching your dick

Put on my mom's thong and used her vibrating back massager. Did that a lot watching things like music videos or that scene in American Pie with the femdom strippers.

And it no fucking wonder I'm so fucked up.

>>35972432
>Late in the afternoon mom picks me up and I thought it was a good idea to tell her about it.
>Obv it wasn't and the conversation we had still haunts me to this day.

Ha, ha. "Hi, mom -- guess what, my penis squirted in French Class today."

>>35969068
Was anybody else's first time cumming on omegle or any of those other cam websites?

>>35972523
>guess what, my penis squirted in French Class today.

That's incredibly accurate

Almost 12. Starting to notice girls in a different, very intense and new way. Had a dream where i was getting married to a qt, felt love for her. Woke up and couldn't stop having feelings for dream qt. Later that night i locked myself in the bathroom and jerked it for about an hour. Very strong orgasm but nothing rly came out. My life was forever changed. My family were making masturbation jokes about me after i came out of the bathroom.

>>35969068
didn't successfully jack off until i was like 13 at least due to no access to porn and no clear idea of how to masturbate till completion. one day determined to finally cum i started stroking it while looking at some porn magazine i had recently obtained ownership of which was some of the first I'd ever had. I finally decided to move my hand up and down like it was going into a vagina because it made sense. So I did that for 10-15 mins in my parents bathroom over the toilet thinking I'd shoot a load in it. Eventually I got close to cumming and instinctively sped up because it felt better and then really started to climax. It felt so weird I was pretty sure my dick was going to break permanently and that was going to be it for me. So right before I started to cum I stopped stroking it and just aimed my dick at the toilet. I must have seriously no joke shot like 30-35 huge ropes of cum over one to two minutes. It was so overpowering again I thought I broke my dick. I had never had wet dream once in my life so it was just fucking years of jizz built up in my system being shot out. I was pretty freaked out.

I don't know how I found it but I first jerked off to Charizard and Blaziken

>>35972658
My 2nd orgasm was to the white trash sexy girl in that movie joe dirt. Few days later i stole my uncles playboys and good god that was the shit. I didnt have a computer.

>>35972693
I dont believe you son

>>35969068
>first time I came
cant remember i know it took me a while to find the right technique
>fist porn
some softcore lesbian makeout video on youtube (2010ish)

>>35969068

>Tell me about the first time you came.
Here in Brazil there's this cable channel that airs softcore porn every night starting 12:00AM, and I had a TV on my bedroom, so I would sometimes catch it airing if I had trouble sleeping. I just kind of rubbed myself against the bed and sheets until I came the first few times. Then I used a few cum socks for the following couple years, until I switched to internet porn and tissues.

>And the first time you watched porn.

A friend of a friend invited my friend and I to go "watch a movie" with him and his pals. I was about 9 or 10, and my friend's friend about 12-13, or something like that. It ended up being some hardcore porn that took place in a bus, with different pairings fucking each other for about 2 hours, maybe a little less. My peepee got hard, and it was pretty embarrassing to be in that room with 4 other boys I barely knew awkwardly watching porn and not quite knowing how or what I was supposed to be doing.