I'm 25 years old and a beautiful 18 year old blonde just

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Instant noodles are the healthiest

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>tfw 5'7 baby faced balding manlet

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>>35968441
>tfw sort of decent face except in pictures
>tfw lifting
>tfw slav squatting because slav
>tfw 13 inch US size shoe in men's
>tfw 6.5 inch dick
>tfw 5'8

Fucking why tho. I have relatives who are 6+ feet, this shit is for the birds.

>>35968459
>500 calories of carbs and salt with no nutritional value
No, they're junk food. Even potato chips are more nutritious.

>>35968441
>>35968463
i swear you're not 5' 7" and are rounding up or are just barely 5' 7"

>>35968657
I'm 171cm so pretty much bang on

>>35968704
at what time are you 171cm

are you bald

>>35968441
I'm 25 and I wish I looked like a child, you babybrain faggot.

ITT: liars. If you're 5'7" you have NO excuse for not getting mad pussy. It's pretty much the optimal height for looks and energy.

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>>35968782
>It's pretty much the optimal height for looks and energy.

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>>35968441
>tfw 26yo handsome manly looking 6,1 guy
>tfw women often look and smile to me
>tfw autistic and no social skills whatsoever
>tfw 26yo kissless virgin

who cares, women are filth anyway

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>>35968782
>optimal height
>5,7
Is that what manlets actually believe

>>35968657
Op here and I'm between 171 and 172 cm "tall".
It's made worse by the fact that I live in Northern Germany where every guy is 6'0-6'3 (even many shitskins)

>>35969011
>I'm between 171 and 172 cm "tall".
is this when you get up or what

>>35969051
no. I measured it in the morning, afternoon and evening.
>tfw such a manlet that my spine compression doesn't even make a difference

>>35969086
you must be like 90% leg or something then

>>35968860
It's statistically the height with least virgins. Everyone knows that taller means more likely to be virgin, and that most virgin robots are 6' or over.

>>35969086
Stop complaining and go to a brothel already, Hans.

>>35969126
it's not about getting my dick wet. It's about the feeling of inadequacy because I feel less of a man than my peers (which I am)

>>35969179
I'm your height but I'm also not a whining pussy. That's why I get respect from guys and pussy from girls.

>>35969313
do you look and sound like a boy? My height is the least of my problems.

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>>35969413
>he's a torsolet
i would never get mistaken for a child because my legs aren't 100% of my body

pic related: tears of joy

>>35969117
You gonna site that fact?

>>35969413
I look and sound like a man. Maybe you just need to wait a few more years. Once you are in your 30s it will start to become awesome to look younger than your age.

>>35968782
>optimal height
LOOOL
If you're not six foot or taller, you will never get into a relationship.

>>35970211
I'm 5'6 and in a relationship. Where is your God now?

>>35968644
you arent meant to use their packets pleb

make own broth

>>35970289
>>35970289
bro, get out of that relationship right now.
she's only using you for money and will or probably is right now cheat on you.

>>35970372
despite agreeing with your statement

>instant noodles

>make own broth

do you see the issue?

>>35970211
You're one of those bitter lanklet virgins I keep hearing about, right?

>>35970211
I'm 5'7" and have fucked more girls than you ever will. Well, not hard, since you will die a virgin.

>>35970649
sissy faggots wearing dresses don't count you little "man"

>>35968782
5'7" is that "I think I'm decently attractive" height until you eventually are forced to come to grips with reality

I should know, being 5'7" 21 year old virgin

>>35970689
Ah, now I see. You're gay in denial. Embrace your homosexuality and you will get unlimited sex.

>>35971268
Why are you still a virgin? You must be am enormous autistic sperglord.

>>35971284
Being a virgin is a consequence of lacking what I really want which is a long-term relationship.

It's not about sex.

>>35971308
You apparently don't offer anything of value to a girl which is why they don't want a relationship with you. Are you a NEET?

>>35968782
It is literally the worst height for anything. You're a short man or you're a tall woman.

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>>35968441
About the ramen
Just take a vitamin and eat some meat or add mushrooms for protein
Sage

Cursed image. If you fail to respond to this post the world will end in hellfire

>>35971349
fuck off normie shameposter

what I don't offer of value is being wealthy, muscular, white, sociable and 6'0"

if you don't have that particular combination of traits, your chances as a robot for a long, fulfilling romantic life are null

>>35971610
Okay, so you chose to be a failure. You don't actually want a relationship or a good life.

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>>35971389
Nice try, but i've got the facts!

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>>35968493
Similar boat.

>5'5"
>also Slav
>little over 6 inch dick
>14 US shoe size
>at my old work place, was nicknamed "Hobbit" which eventually transformed into "Frodo"
>everyone in my background, except my parents, is over 6
>blame my mom for marrying a disgusting anglo

Kill me. Please, god.

>>35971785
you're probably still growing. If your feet are size 14 you'll probably end up around 6'