Who else /fell for the prostate orgasm meme/ here? It's

I wonder if you'll summon the "ruined his anus with a champagne bottle" anon, his story is both tragic and hilarious at the same time.

Basically, one night he got drunk and rammed a wine bottle up his anus, which essentially caused butthole devastation to the extent of permanent damage. He could be just lying, but everytime he talks about it he focuses solely on the medical issues and how depressed and suicidal he is.

But, as the old saying goes, "put champagne up your rump, feel real pain and grump."

>>35967788
Put wine bottle up butt flaps
Suffer permanent prolapse

it's definitely not a meme desu

>>35967901
Insert fermented grape juice into anus,
Receive cemented rape loose ignoramus

>>35967720
It feels so good. I remember when I first pushed my finger in my ass. My dick went diamond hard instantly. I came after 10 seconds.
Do girls feel same or it's a male only feel?
Are men designed to have anal sex?

>>35967720
I tried it with my finger but couldn't achieve that fabled "dry orgasm"
Dick started twitching like I was cumming though and a bit of precum started oozing out so I guess I was doing something right.

Wine in butthole?
Must be a prole

>>35967720
You can just rub right under your balls. That stimulates the prostate. Putting things in your ass is for cucks and faggots

>>35967720
You were supposed to start small, like your finger with a lot of lube.

Only true veterans can pull off the free handed 24 inch horse dildo colonoscopy

Tried fingering my butthole while jerking off in the shower once when I was like 15.

Definitely an enhanced sensation and stronger orgasm, but felt incredibly dirty and disgusted with myself shortly after I came.

Would not do it again.

desu I edged myself for about an hour beforehand, came instantly once I stuck the handle fully up my ass. But the mess afterward and the shame was overwhelming.

>>35968707
Handsfree btw.

it started with a hairbrush handle in my ass when i was 14

now im 22 and about to go suck some dick

i fell for the meme guys

>sitting here thinking about some 40 year old fat loser fingering himself trying to jizz

Only on /r9k/

>>35967788
it didn't shatter?

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if you cum from sticking anything up your butt youre gay period

it's not the sensation of having something in your ass thats makes you cum it's you mentally imagining being fucked in the ass by another man

>>35968943
Try edging yourself and then imagining a girl pegging your butt and calling you a sissy and that she'll make you cum like a bitch. It's what I did.

I did but ended up liking it

>>35967788
w-what happened to him? pls tell me