>friend forces me to fllow him to a normie party
>girls are talking about the age they lost their virginity
>go to them and say I am still a virgin to this day
>they don't believe me and ask how old I am
>say 24
>they still don't believe me
>one of them, a brunette is laughing histerically
>she comes closer to me and pulls down my pants and boxers
>"what the fuck are you doing??" I recoil
>"I'm checking if you're really a virgin" she says
>everyone in the room is looking at our little situation
>my average sized virgin dick is now free for everyone to look at
>"WOW! you really are a virgin!"
>the entire room is now laughing at me and my virgin dick
>"I cannot believe a 24 year old man is still a virgin!"
>"oh my gawd, who invited a virgin to the party?"
>someone asks my friend if he knew me
>he denies it
>afterwards, I am basically kicked out of the building
>my "friend" who basically forced me to go to the party is gone leaving me in the parking lot without saying a word
>i'm forced to walk back home
>friend messaged me saying to cut contacts with him until I am no longer a virgin and I embarrassed him in front of everyone
Why are normies so mean to virgins?
>>35967046
I'll take things that never happened for 1000
>>35967046
Nice story now what really happened?
>>35967046
xdfrb nr fynmcvjbm ,
>>35967083
>>35967114
stuff like this happens all the time, of course you chads wouldn't know
>>35967046
This is why you never ever tell anyone if you're a virgin.
Nice fake story though, please include me in the screencap for /r/4chan. Thanks.
>>35967046
I feel your pain OP, i for one, am sick and tired of females pulling my dick out. Can't go shopping without some bitch molesting me.
Dick grab here, dick grab there.
>>35967046
You have an exellent imagination anon
>>35967046
Not even slightly believable. No female would ever want to even imagine looking at your dick, let alone actually look at it.
Fake as fuck
>>35967594
wow, it's like you're a genius or something