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Well r9k, I fucked up bad.
>be me, worthless neet who spends all day indoors and has no job, friends, gf, etc
>live with my parents
>mom has been out of work and looking for a new job
>she just got a call last Friday about being hired at some real estate firm and has been talking about it constantly
>being that it's April Fools, I break my days of silence with a joke in front of my family
>"Hey mom, if you think that's good news, I got a job too"
>smile and before I can say "as a stay-at-home son", I hear a gasp
>mom stops talking
>dad spills his coffee
>my sister is staring at me
>my mother rushes up to me and hugs me
>my dad rests his hand on my shoulder and says "you did good" despite never giving me a compliment before
>my sister actually starts crying saying she was afraid I was going to stay like this forever, mom joins in
>I tell them I'm working at a construction site doing carpentry
>my father takes me to the garage
>gives me his own tool belt, some basic tools and holds out special my grandfather's hammer
>he died when my dad was 8 and this is one of the few items of my grandfather's that he owns
>tells me to "never go back"
>i'm in too deep now
>on Monday I'm going to a job that doesn't exist
>I actually applied to over 100 construction jobs tonight but my resume can be fit on a post-it note so I doubt I'll get a single call back
What the fuck do I do mates? Even if I do get a job, I have no skills related to construction. I've never built anything past Ikea furniture.
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this is a good quality post and I can relate to it
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>>35966892
This is actually really funny I laughed quality thread
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Go to construction sites and ask for a job on Monday
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>>35966892
Just come clean. The longer you sit the worse it gets.
" I need to tell you something. When I said I got a job it was an April fools day prank, but when I saw how proud you were and how happy you were, I just froze... I'm so sorry, but seeing you proud has encouraged me to look for a job and change. I have applied for over 100 construction jobs. I feel like I want to do something with my life, but I just feel like I don't have the skill.
I didn't know how me not having a job was effecting the whole family, even * insert sisters name* cried!"
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>>35966973
>*redneck shakes your soft girly hands and notices how weak you are*
>"what's your experience?"
>*you nervousvly mutter a barely coherant response about not having much but willing to work*
>*redneck pities you but overrides pity with disgust like his pa taught him to because it's a cold harsh world*
>"get the fuck out of here"
>*you run away crying and spilling spaghetti*
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as a NEET, why would you think bringing more attention to your employment status would be a good idea? you would've been better off coming out as a faggot so your dad could've beat the shit out of you before you had the chance to say "april fools"
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>>35967035
this op, do this
this is only way to save face
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>>35967091
why are dads always so retarded and brutish?
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>>35966892
Your choices now are go to construction sites and beg for a job, even cleaning port o potties
Or
Become An Hero.
Both require not being a coward though, so good luck.
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damn, that shit is wack
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Such is life with the 'tism.
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