>be me at normie 3 yr old niece party. >Outofplace.exe

carefully sneak out and leave the party. make sure no one will notice you. go for it OP

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>3 yr old niece party
>qts and parents

>>35965970
>niece is already a normie at 3 years old

>>35966053
Qts are my sister and brother in law's friends. They're young and so are their friends.
I'm 21. They're both at least 25

>>35965970
Parties are truly horrible. I never know what to do with my hands.

Get drunk OP, get some vodka, trust me on this

>>35966128
I'm on anti tb meds. My liver is gonna get fucked bro. I'm drinking coffee right now. They're all outside and I'm sitting inside the house pretending to guard the food

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>>35966161
>pretending to guard the food

that's really lame lol

>>35966364
I take a glimpse outside every 7 mins though, try not to look to much at kids because I would look like a pedo

>>35966452
are you still there? how long would that nightmare last .. i feel bad for you op

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>>35966497
Went out to a nearby store to smoke a cigarette. Im planning to stay in my room after that but my sister is a whack and might drag me the fuck out

>>35965970

Go outside and say (with a slightly raised voice and a medium sweeping glance with some split second eye contact with adults ) that you are making cold drinks and would anyone like a refreshment. do not try to be witty. wash your hands and face prior to this expedition.

>>35966621
Someone was already hired for that. I feel useless at that party.
I wish someone would order me to buy something from a distant store so I can drive around slowly

>tfw they park you in a bedroom with a game console

>>35966664
I have a laptop and a guitar though