Eh? You've never seen a pair of breasts before? And you're

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I-I-I-I-I-I bet you wanna see my vagina too! You pervert! W-W-Well, we're already this far! Might as well! I'm not wearing p-panties anyway!

S-S-S-So, what do you think? ...Well, I guess that ragin' 'rection in your pants answers THAT question! HAHAHAHAHA! Y-Y-You're such a pathetic pervert, user! I-I-I-I bet it's the first one you've seen since you s-slid out of your mother's! L-L-Look how wet it is, too! Jeezums fucking Crikes, it's so fucking wet! I-I've never seen it this wet before! Look what you're doing to me, you freaking pervert! Y-You sure know how to make a girl all hot and bothered! Oh, lordy! Christ-on-a-stick! You'd better take some responsibility for this! A-After all, when it's this wet, it's much easier to cram something up there! And I'm leaking like a freaking sieve here! You'd better p-p-p-plug it up R-RIGHT NOW!

>>35965669
Nobody acts like this.
Not even in animays.

>>35965669
I find this copy paste quite stale,
Do you have any spiced ale?
Do make some fresh tale,
Not this stale ale.
Please try to rhyme,
It's your time to shine

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STOP. LEWDING. MY. FUCKING. WIFE.

It's like I'm reading a Murakami novel

>>35965979
Sorry, anon. No one deserves to see their waifu treated this way.

>>35965979
Hey Anon, say this to your waifu for me:

NICE TITS!!

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>>35966267
Tfw still gay as fuck.

>>35965669
>>35965677
doesn't even do anything for me anymore over stimulation has basically sterilized me i have no desire to fucking jerk off or masturbate anymore
i used to be able to do it twice a day 7 days a week like a ritual otherwise i was fucking psychotic now my nuts have dried up my urge died and the flame that once burned in my heart snuffed out you've done it you've won I've got no desire left you have broken me.

>>35965741
>rhyme
>shine

Kek

>>35965997
not enough jazz, cats, and alienation

Anyone got the vocaroo for this?

>>35965682
Hence why I will die a virgin.
>rhyming ale with ale
nice nigger poetry

>>35966515
Please try to rhyme,
it would be sublime.
It's not a crime,
To post bad rhyme

>>35966669
It is a crime youSupreme Faggot

Stop posting on every thread, April Fools is over

>>35966685
Are you mad at my flow?
Just so we know.
Why are you mad,
At my keypad?
Try to relax,
Your Tampax

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>tfw have seen AND touched a pair of boobies

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I remember this pasta, thank you for posting it again OP

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>>35967742
tfw same


originalo

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
How come none of you faggots has posted this yet?

>>35968030
The acting is shit but my dick is twitching despite myself

seems to get better as it goes on

>>35965669
>>35965677
this thread makes me happy every time I see it.

why is this always so funny

>>35967940
>>35967742
What was it like?

oreg

>>35965669
>>35965677
These and the Harold Shipman threads are one of the few threads I like seeing. Just wanted to say it to you, OP. Thanks for posting.

>>35966344
How old are you? I think if I stick to just once a day I can hold on a bit longer.