So why exactly aren't you guys having PHONE SEX at this

>>35965566
I don't know how to find cute girls

>>35965566
Phone sex is terrible. Why do people even do this?

did it before up until I lost my virginity, it's quite boring

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>>35965599
Late night faps my guy

>>35965566
>>35965609
if this is what sex/relationships are like, I don't even want it lol

this is weird af

daddy issues are actually disgusting

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I'm in a LDR relationship, my first relationship ever. It's the only way to have "sex" for me. She likes when I talk dirty, but I'm not a native English speaker and it's difficult for me, not just because of my accent.
It's a constant reminder that I cannot be there with her and that she could do so much better and that she might. I can't take this for much longer.

>>35965609
>Daddy

Jesus Christ I feel sick. "Daddy" is the most disgustingly roastie, normalfag thing in the entire universe now. Every bland slut who only has her throat, ass and cunt to offer thinks saying "DADDY" and referring to herself as an immature brat is edgy. It's disgusting.

>>35965609
Everything you two are saying is stupid. Stop.
>her nails
I've never seen such poor taste on a non-nigress

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>>35965609
>Those nails
I don't really know how that'll play out during sex. Too many girls dig their nails into your back when your plowing them.

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>>35965566
>>35965609
>daddy
nasty

CAM WHORE PHILIPENO SCaM TIER DETECTED.

>>35965566
She looks fat, gross dude

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Here so u guys can Jackoff with me

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I'm almost done jacking off, shit is not bad my guys , gonna be fucking her again tomorrow she's fun to play with

>>35965671
>Ur
>Chat speak
>During something that is ostensibly meant to be erotic

>>35965685
It's fucking awful.

>>35965683
>>35965671
Fk I want a girl to call me daddy :(. I think it'd get weird after I actually have a kid though.

>>35965738
>Talking with chick I have known a long time over Skype
>She starts to get flirty
>Lightly flirt back, non-committal
>She calls me daddy
>Absolutely disgusted
>Not sure how to tell her that without coming across as cruel
>Tell her I'd prefer she didn't do that
>Being a woman she mistakes this for me being coy and starts saying it constantly, even during casual conversation about her day

The day she told me she got a boyfriend and stopped talking to me regularly was so relieving. It's putrid.

>>35965771
Yup u belong here , ducking fag

phone sex is supposed to be talking on the phone not this stupid awkward embarrassing nonsense you're posting seriously what are you doing

>>35965771
>I'm a normalfag the post.

>>35965566
no one cares fag just post her pics

is this supposed to be erotic?

>>35965566
ive done it before when im at my very most lonesome but in the end its just words and pictures/videos, and it ends up making me feel even more lonely then when i foolishly began to delude myself that "sexting" was enough

I can't rp at all. I can't visualize being someone else.

>>35966083
just read a few dozen short erotic stories and draw from that, its pathetically easy, women mostly read their porn not watch it

Havent cringed that hard in a long time, and I browse this shithole daily

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>>35966100
Women read porn?
How is that even possible?

>>35965609
Holy fuck these fingers, is she living under beds and feeds off children or what?