How do I find a boyfriend like Mark Zuckerberg? Maybe 2 points

>>35965523
Kik: OpticDashie

Be a women.

Ask him to marry you

...

Profit

>>35965523

Jesus christ.... he looks just like a vampire.

>>35965523
Go to a nice beach,
Pratice thy speech.
to a gym,
To seek him.
Wear a thong,
Spread along.
Don't be bore,
But his whore.

>>35965565
I can't. I want a smart, rich nerd with a start up. Where do I find them?

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>>35965601
>he looks just like a vampire.

>literally asking how she can find a boyfriend that's one of the richest people on earth
>doesn't feel like this is in any way entitled

women are ridiculous

>>35965895
He doesn't have to be one of the richest, just doing very well for himself

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>>35965523
I just installed this stupid app so I could help him out with a pair of eyebrows, so for sure for sure original. And someone please, if you would, help a nigga out and totally handsome-fy him, would totes be appreciative. Kthxbiy

>>35966662
I feel like I know this man.

bump dont die i need a mark in my life

>>35965895
What is bait, friendo?