Hey /r9k, why aren't you on okcupid right now catfish- I

>>35964986
Dating sites are more about random hook-ups than they are about dating.

I did it with my real pic and no girls replied, so I deleted it because my ego
I saw someone catfishing as Eliza though, which was suprising

>>35964986
Why aren't you petting
my big young sitting
Bull, I need your dick
Like a red prink
Up my hole,
Like a poll

Someone please give me ideas for opening lines to use on this shit. Most women barely put any information on their profiles other than generic "I like movies with friends" which leaves me little to go by other than a simple greetings.
If this don't work I'm going to a bar and forcing myself to talk to someone. I'm at wits end with this. I get the matches or whatever because I look pretty average but I'm socially inept.

I don't need to catfish when I can just re-read the catfish man stories

>>35965160
All the profiles are identical

>Muh wine and friends
>Muh traveling
>Muh movies
>muh cats
>want ambitious men
>Plz love me Chad

>>35964986
It's for middle-aged desperate people that fuck compulsively without really thinking about it.
I want a sexy young girl, not some washed up hag.

If I want to be catfished and stood up, I can just use Interpals and at least get attention without so much effort.

>>35964986
Every once in a while I try dating websites, fail miserably and delete my account.

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>>35967333
Yep. Been there too, man.

Nice trips, though. Perhaps Kek will grant you a reprieve from this lonely lifestyle?

Why are fat bitches the most rude and entitled ones by far? They need a fucking reality check with the 30 year old wall i swear to god kek

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okc is a hole.
You either have the most boring forgettable profiles ever, or you get obnoxious shit like this

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I know this chick who didn't believe me when I said how easy girls have it on dating sites and shit.

I convinced her to make one just to try it out - she got seven messages, 30 visits and 16 likes in one night.

tfw I get an average of five visits a week