Complain about your body/genetics thread >tfw small dick,

>>35962824
Do you also have poor facial and body hair?

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Bulged disc
Miserable malalignent syndrome.
Adhd
I am thinking of ending it in a few years theirs no hope anymore no one wants to be with a disabled person.

>>35962824
>manlet
>brainlet
>eyelet
>beardlet
>chinlet
>jawlet
>cheekbonelet
>wristlet
>handlet
>fingerlet
>dicklet
>feetlet
>voicelet
>wide hips
>big buck teeth
>overbite

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>scar tissue on dick
>ED
>balding
>still have acne
>shit eyesight
>hemorrhoids

>have terrible vision and look terrible in glasses
>nose is too wide
>slight overbite
>short
>crappy smile

I used to pray to god to fix this stuff when I was a freshman

I feel like my eyes are getting worse and I'm scared.

chest pain that comes and goes all the time, not really any easy way to deal with it because going to a doctor is a pain in the ass and been working so busy all the time

have to piss all the time as well

I just want my life back

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>>35963178
Suspect sketch
(orgasmic shit)

>>35963365
My face is noticeably slanted to one side too, I'm not symmetrical at all so that's pretty accurate.

>>35962824
>phimosis
>in late teens and still have significant acne
>probably permanent acne scarring as well
>slouch
>hairy asshole
J U S T
at least my face is kind of hot though

>>35962824
>weak chin
>genital warts

>>35963343
forgot this too, I broke my nose years ago or got hit really hard on it and it's all fucked up since. spend all day popping it back in place, people probably think I'm a drug addict

>manlet
>bald spot entire life
>puffy nips/gyno
>gap in teeth
>birthmarks/freckles all over body

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>>35962824
>Feminine hips
>Small dick
>Anger issues
Should i just go full trap already?

>>35962824
I have none of those problems. Pretty god tier genetics desu, I just don't have facial hair that grows all that well and the hair on my head is really thick/hard to style which is annoying

my only problem is that I'm too afraid of failure to ask a girl out and I also have crippling social anxiety in certain situations

>>35963407
I fucked up my left knee riding my bike a year ago and now if I step on it the wrong way it'll wobble and give out if I'm not careful

>fucking 19

I'm too young to be dealing with this shit

>>35963511
I have runners knee due to my misaligned femur and rotated tibias I know how it feels for it to randomly give out

>>35963395
oh yeah forgot to add
>feminine hips
>huge thighs
>tiny waist as well so my proportions are all fucked up
its kind of easy to hide by wearing shirts, jackets and looser tshirts/sweatshirts

>>35963395

Is it normal to have a really hairy asshole?
Mine is hairy as fuck

>>35962824
no wonder you guys are filled with such vitriol and hate.

>>35963526
idk what I did to mine, doctors just said it was a bad sprain but basically I jammed the joint straight into the ground and upward really hard

I'm not sure what exactly is wrong, it doesn't hurt when it does it, just feels funny. And I'm perfectly capable of using it, I still climb/hike a lot and it just wobbles a bit and I can manage

>>35963546
Yeah t b h I think it is normal but I get really annoyed at all the little pieces of shit that get stuck in the hair and dry up and you can't get rid of them

I spent a few weeks in Japan once and the bidets were a fucking godsend. When will the rest of the world catch up?

>>35963583
I'm getting surgery to cut my femurs and tibias and rotate them to correct my gait. I'm pretty excited.

>>35963610
sounds scary desu senpai

I'll just stick with my wierd knee

>>35962930
actually no, very good skin 2bh. slightly hairy though

>>35963511
>I'm too young to be dealing with this shit
I feel the same way anon. I'm 26 and like this guy said >>35963497 I think I have pretty good genetics but not knowing back then what I do now has really fucked me over, possibly for the long term, or forever even. But man did my little cousin do a number on me. I was holding the punching bag for him and he missed and socked me good on the nose. Shit's been fucked since, probably doesn't compare with the other things that might kill me.

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>>35962824
I wish I wasn't so short, I'm only 6'1'' :^(

>>35962824
OP here thanks for sharing, anons.

how do you cure phimosis? inb4 circumcision

any tips for ED also?
anti-depressants fuck my dick up and viagra doesn't help very much
wat do (I'm seeing a lass who is patient but she is still horny)

>>35963307
go to a doctor m8

>>35963395
i'm hairy too just shave that shit

>>35963610
good luck anon

Oh and there was an incident a few years ago where I needed to shit but was too stupid to walk down the street to my house ( was at a friends house that didn't have a toilet) or go outside and shit in the yard like he did in emergencies. I held my shit in for at least an hour, maybe two hours. So finally I got up and at like 2-3 am and went to shit at my house in the dark, fucking power was cut off because my mom and her friend couldn't pay the bill/was late so there I was shitting by candle light. I shit out a fair amount of blood so yeah. Please don't be like me, don't hold in your shit/piss, not even for a little bit. When the urge comes, relieve yourself.

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>balding
>acne
>no facial hair

>>35963717
>i'm hairy too just shave that shit
how do I shave my ass though, it would be so weird working at shaving down there

>how do you cure phimosis? inb4 circumcision
never actually fucked a girl but I think they don't mind. however it is weird knowing how strange my dick looks compared to other guys'. when I started watching porn and browsing 4chan was the first time I started seeing lots of erect dicks (lmao), I always assumed that almost every one I saw was circumcised, it actually took me ages to catch on that I was weird lol.

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>>35963738
>don't hold in your shit/piss, not even for a little bit.

Are you joking? Holding in my shit/piss, especially my shit, is one of my favourite things in life. I hold my shit in for days at a time, so I rarely shit more than once a week. I do it because the convulsions when your body tries to naturally push it out are just so goddamn pleasurable. It triggers your g-spot, and the bigger the shit, the better. The best times are when the convulsions are so intense I have to lean my entire body against a wall for support.

Shitting is 10x better than fapping imo.

psoriasis
and arthritis from it

>>35963765
>how do I shave my ass though, it would be so weird working at shaving down there

bend over in the shower, get a razor and shave around your asshole, you don't really need to see much

the glans pokes out a bit, unlike anything I've seen in porn. a bit painful. I'm the same anon, I thought my dick looked different because every male porn actor was circumcised and it took me ages to realise that you're supposed to be able to pull back your foreskin (KEK i'm a fucking idiot sometimes). I don't think it's weird though, porn produces fucked up views on what is normal or not

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Pung-Langre-An-Penis

>>35962824
>only 1 result for gyno so far

>>35963819
>the glans pokes out a bit
You are literally the same as me
It also slightly hurts when I wank ferociously, I've never had proper sexual intercourse but I'm a little worried it'll end up hurting me.

Can any non-virgin anons help with this? Does having phimosis make sex hurt?

>>35963853
wtf is up with this
my balls are bigger than my dick even when I'm hard
is this bad? it makes my dick look smaller than it already is

>>35963124
Maybe another disabled person

>>35963932
bareback it hurts a bit, with condoms not really. (I don't fuck a lot, and supposedly a lot of sex helps naturally move the foreskin back). girls have no idea what phimosis is so when they've given handjobs they're like 'wtf why can't i fold it back" feels bad man
>>35963979
it's a meme more than anything, i don't know how real it actually is in snownigger countries

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>>35963996
My own mother helps me with groceries. Nah no one will need me 5 years from now

I'm almost positive I have Klinefelter's.

>>35964045
Well bud remember to go out in style

I had a botched circumcision when I was 12 now my cock is numb, don't enjoy blow jobs or sex cos I dont feel anything. Sucks cos I actually have easy access to decent women.

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>>35963395
You are me but without alopecia areata

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>>35964046
>Sometimes symptoms are more prominent and may include weaker muscles, greater height, poor coordination, less body hair, smaller genitals, breast growth, and less interest in sex

>pepperoni nips
>humpback
>receding hairline (only 19, btw)
>clumsiness
>shit eyesight
>disproportionately long torso

>>35964124
>weaker muscles
Check
>greater height
Check but I come from a tall family and am not taller than my dad
>poor coordination
Don't think so
>less body hair
Check but the men in my family aren't hairy either
>smaller genitals
Dick is 7 inches but balls might be smaller than average
>breast growth
Check
>less interest in sex
Check. I rarely get horny
Also
>Long arms and legs
>No balding

>>35963800
>are you joking?

No I'm not fucking joking, have you ever shat blood? Don't hold in your shit or piss unless you want to be a young person using catheters or a colostomy bag. I'm not at that point yet and I hope I never will, at least not until I'm much older.

It just sucks anons, I want to get fit and healthy but my condition keeps me from lifting weights or even doing most exercises.

>>35964244
If you shat blood it wasn't because you held it in for a couple hours anon.

You're missing out on the best physical sensation there is.

>body heals way slower than regular people
>am somewhat addicted to opening wounds and causing scarring
Now I'll never bee cute

>>35964317
Yes it was, it had to be because I don't do gay shit like getting fucked in my ass and I don't stick anything in my ass either.

>>35964569
Could be something you ate, could be because you were straining.

I've had blood in my shit before, as have most people I suspect. There are all sorts of possible causes.

Besides, how do you explain how I am able to hold in shit impacted for a week without blood, and yet you can't go two hours?

>>35964474
But scars are cute though anon

>>35964630
Dude it's hundreds of round acne scars and small wounds on my shoulders

>small dick
>small build, 5'7
>family history of severe/suicidal depression
>family history of addiction
>family history of heart problems

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>wide hips
>pear fat distribution
>tfw everything else is model tier
REEEEEEEEEE

>>35964690
Just go trap mode you faggot

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>Face is repulsive
>seem skinny but have a dad hit
>Constant verbal abuse
>Was literally demented by a dwarf as a child
>Parents doubt and are disappointed by anything I do
>Have a sister that finds pleasure of literally getting me in the work at possible situation in possible existence in a daily basis
>Have really bad anxiety
>Really crush on this girl that I have 0.000000000000128% chance of getting with
>She's repulsed by me
>I've been raised that I can't do anything right and am a mistake
>too much to cite
Why even live man :(

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>>35964645
cute :3

originalio

>>35964735
Oh shit wrong thread lmao :/

>Short (very, only 5'9)
>Two gigantic scars that will never heal on my sides from surgery as a baby
>Small hands and feet

That's about it, I think. The scars aren't so bad, but having an organ removed isn't amazing and really limits my life possibilities since I like to be physical and do physical things. Not a lotta companies wanna take someone on board when they find out you only have one kidney. The scars aren't so bad. A chick saw them once and asked what they were from, and I told her I'd rather not say (because it genuinely wasn't important and I don't really want people to know), and she spent weeks badgering me about it and kept assuming it was from a fight or horrible but cool accident.

> Decent literally everything except:
> Stretch marks from growing like a kilometer a day back then
> An unattractive amount of body fat, not enough to mess with physical activity/excersize or anything, but just enough to be unappealing

>>35964782
5'9 isn't even that short kill yourself my man

>>35964816
I'm the shortest male in most rooms here. People regularly make fun of my height, even in professional settings. It doesn't bother me much, but most people (especially women) don't see the difference between 5'9" and 4'9".

>>35964608
It could be but I really doubt it to be honest. My diet is pretty plain, I have never shat that much blood before. And also I have never really strained to shit so that doesn't make sense either, at least to me. I can't really explain it, I'm no proctologist. Maybe my guts are just weak as fuck from sub standard life style or yours are just iron man, how do you live in terms of activity/diet?

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> TFW babyface
> TFW slight gyno
> TFW feminine hips
> TFW fat

>>35964608
I forgot to say this wasn't just like a little bit on the toilet paper we are talking about a nice little amount, apparently not enough to warrant any immediate issues but god damn was it scary.

>>35964840
Damn man do you love around giants cause 5'9 is pretty much average in the US I'm 5'11 and I'm still taller than alot of people from where I'm from

>>35964037
>girls have no idea what phimosis is so when they've given handjobs they're like 'wtf why can't i fold it back" feels bad man
ahahah lol can't wait for this :')
>>35964118
my hombre, alopecia does not sound fun. I feel ya

>>35964873
Well I don't do any exercise and I don't eat any fruit or veg. My diet mostly consists of potatoes, chicken, and some pork. I also eat some chocolate but not crazy amounts. That's pretty much it for junk food.

Perhaps try holding it in again, I'm sure it was just coincidence. I don't want you to miss out on the anal stimulation, it really is fantastic.

>>35964894
5'9" is apparently the average height here, but it doesn't seem that way. It's very rare for me to be in a situation where a man is my height or smaller. It's something I have really gotten used to.

>>35964755
Not cute,_,
I sometimes act like a slut with someone online for validation because of my shitty self esteem.... A friend of mine said my body is 7/10 to 8/10 but I can't see it uwu

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>spine out of shape from hunching over my keyboard every night
>beard patchy as fuck, absolutely nothing grows at the sides of my mouth so it always looks shite by default
>how 2 style hair?
>huge nose
>tiny eyes
>tiny mouth so I always look grumpy/unapproachable
>phimosis (although its not nearly as bad as it was a few years ago)
>virgin walk
That about does it, I reckon

5'7 spic manlet

8 inch dick


It's fucking comically large on me.

>>35964905
How did you know I was Spanish?

I hate being a manlet but I'd even be willing to get rid of an inch or two if it meant curing erectile dysfunction. It's been ruining my life for a year now.

>Nearly absent immune system
>Fatty tumors
>Weak jaw
>Sunken eyes
>Skin forms sores easily
>Odd voice
>Weak lungs
>Autism

>>35964932
Fucking hell I thought I lucked out but I guess my genes are shit after all. I don't really exercise anymore because of a different health condition that came about several years ago, just try to stay as active as possible. But I have tried to eat as healthy as possible for several years now. I guess that doesn't make much difference when the years before that my diet was awful. Hahahahaha, no, I will never do that again. I'm almost certain it was no coincidence. And I have a feeling I am not missing out on anything.

>XY chromosomes

why am I alive but to suffer

>hairline looks like it's being chipped away

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>5'11
>150lbs
>high cheekbones, quite attractive face overall
>perfect teeth (originally anyway)
>goddamned eyebrow folicles are scarred congenitally, bumpy looking and red, looks especially bad if cold out, doesnt let the hair grow. Result is thin uneven brows and looking as though i just got done plucking them haphazardly
> fucking human build? Ive never even thought about my torso / hip / whatever dimensions. Guess that means im not too goofy in that department
>2d moles (a few 3d) all over, including face, fucking shit looks great
> handsome wheenie, no mucho grande
>deviated septum
> mystery pains around my heart
> longevity & depression one one side of family, bad hearts and everyone dead on other side

Tfw im entirely sure my whole life girls have been checking me out and im too autistic / in my own head / wouldnt believe that would be happening to me because its good.

Tfw only bang many women

You guys got me feeling pretty good with my worthless ass over here. Fucking genetic lottery, shits wild

>I-Its all about the technique!
t. Dicklets
7.3x5.9" here
T B H the only difference probably is thickness because I only use the top 3" while masturbating and don't really touch the rest.
But it's nice getting looks while walking with skinny jeans and adjusting it so an erection would be visible.
ALSO probably only other bonus is being able to pleasure your partner better and when you're inside him/her you got more dick to stimulate.
>tfw no bf

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>>35962824
My dick doesn't work either, OP, never has. Not that It'd made a difference, haha. As for my body, I was accually pretty lucky in most departments, but then I mutilated it with chemicals. Now, 11 years after the fact, I'm still living in constant regret, hahahahaha.

>>35965509
>but then I mutilated it with chemicals

explain

>>35965598
Alright, quicky.
I went insane during highschool. Like, get-get-these-alien-microchips-out-of-me insane. I wanted to be pure and showered 3 hours a day,scrubbed my face with this hyper clean stuff. Let's just say it and hair and skin don't mix.
Eyelashes are really important, Anons. They're more than just dust blockers. They distinct humans from ''monsters''. Please, never forget that.

>>35965598
Probably drugs or hrt or both

>>35965235
>And I have a feeling I am not missing out on anything.
In my personal opinion, the convulsions from holding in your shit are far superior than a standard orgasm. It's literally so good that I'm moaning, leaning against the wall, or descending onto the floor from the raw pleasure.

But suit yourself :^)

>>35965640
dude wtf
you lost your eyelashes? can't they grow back?

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>>35965753
Not if there's no follicle left. They really were beautiful, that's what kills me.
They're half gone, but if I still had 'em, believe me, I wouldn't have been here today.
Anyone know wether implants or something exist, maybe? I don't care about the cost.

>>35962824
>Acne
>Hairline looks like it is receding even though it isn't
>Large, square jawbone that makes me look like a caveman
>195 cm tall so I don't fit into anything
>Dick that is curved so badly that I'm sure girls would laugh at it if they ever saw it
>Probably (definitely) have the lowest IQ of anyone in this thread.

sparse hairgrowth

>>35962824
>manlet
>hairy
>acne
>bad hairline
>curved dick (curve to the left)
>acne on dick

End me already

tfw perfect proportions and already look much better after lifting for 3 months but
>weak jawline
>manlet
>small dick
>fucking pectus excavatum

>>35966849
oh and i almost forgot my autistic hair which is too thick and short so that i cant even style my hair properly and i cant afford to go to the barber each week because it only looks good short and grows back way too fast

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>tfw acne still at 23

I think it's because my facial hair is developing rapidly? Idk

My dads a doctor and he says while I don't have the syndrome in its entirety, but I do have some of the symptoms of Marfan syndrome expressed mildly.
>Skinny
>Small Shoulders
>Long arms/Fingers
>Small wrists
>Weak Connective Tissue/Muscles/Tendons
>Small jaws
>Sternum slightly goes in (only noticeable if you look closely though)
>Myopia

I'm actually fine with all of this (I'm tall and my face is cute). Only thing that pisses me off is that I'm not allowed to lift weights because my weak connective tissue puts my heart at risk. Forever weak skeleton I guess.

>>35962824
Jew nose
manlet
small/skinny wrists
forehead
unintelligent

Also susceptible to high blood pressure but still smoke a fag every 2-3 hours

>>35963800
Man I know that literal feel. Been doing it since I was a kid.

Those who have phimosis - go to the fkin doctor you fkin retards. I did when 13 or 14 and he fixed it.

>ED

Buy cialis. UGL if you want it cheap

>>35968995
Same goes for accutane and finasteride. They're all widely available at roid sources.

Stop being a brainlet, buy bitcoin and help yourselves.

>>35963343
Nigger you got onset diabetes

>>35968865
this, its not worth suffering over

>born premature because my retarded mother had me too late
>manlet
>dicklet
>underdeveloped organs
>myopia
>scoliosis
>depression
>severe anxiety
>partial epilepsy
>avoidant eating disorder
>congenital hemiparesis (walk like a retard)

...and these are just the things I could think of off the top of my head. How have I not killed myself yet?

>6"4
>handsome face
>green eyes, great hair
>large penis
>totally and utterly sexually inactive, rendering all of this invalid.

Can't hold a boner for more than 10 seconds.

Can't wait until Viagra can be bought online in the UK.

sometimes i feel pressure in my abdomen so i have to sit on this special chair with a hole in it and push out this gross brown stuff that smells terrible.

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>25 years old

>balding
>already have wrinkles
>asymmetrical eyes
>huge nose
>weak chin, non-existent jawline
>horrible acne on face, back and chest (even after seeing several dermatologists and went through accutane treatment)
>can't grow facial hair

>only 5'7 height
>store fat like a woman - all hips and ass

>terrible eyesight
>yellowish teeth with black spots (I clean my teeth and floss twice a day and regularly visit the dentist, even he had no explanation why they are like that)
>hyperhidrosis (I sweat all the time even when I'm cold)

>history of substance abuse from both sides of family
>history of depression from both sides of family
>history of crippling anxiety issues from both sides of family

I just wanna die desu

>5'8 1/2"
>Bad teeth (yellow and crooked)
>Brown eyes
>Autism spectrum
>Super shy (maybe not genetic?)
>Pasty white (some chicks only like black dudes)

>5'11
>worst gyno in the world
Will I ever be happy?

>>35969277
Search 'eroids UK'. Select 4th option on the list. Pay with bitcoin today and have your viagra/cialis (buy cialis) by tuesday.

>>35969277
I am going to bite your penis off with so much violent passion that I'm going to take a large chunk of your pelvis along with it, effectively carving out a fresh new vagina (though it will smell bad because I have bad breath).

>ginger

tfw

>6 feet tall
>solid bone structure
>good immune system
>thick hair
>easy to build muscle
>my grandparents are either living or did live well into their 80s/90s even if they were lazy

but
>small dick

whatever

>narrow shoulders and wide hips
>messed up knees, kind of bend in, makes me walk weird
>bad skin, get pimples often
>fat accumulates on thighs/hips like a woman, makes me look badly proportioned

J U S T
U
S
T

we need to have eugenics. it is inhumane to allow genetic waste like me to have to exist in this world.

>>35969610
Oh sweetie, if you don't like your gyno, find a better one. There are so many out there, and if your current one is truly the worst in the world, maybe you can sue for malpractice.

Unless you're saying you ARE the worst gyno in the world, in which case you'd better shut down your practice before you get sued.

Unless you're saying you HAVE the worst gyno in the world, in which case haha. Boobs. You have boobs, faggot. Haha. What a boobed faggot. Everyone check out that faggot's tits. Faggot. Fuck you faggot. Boobs.

my genetic hands genetically put fattening genetic foods into my genetic face because genes.

>>35969610
Raloxifene. Research the effects on puberty gyno. Your doctor will not prescribe but it's easy to find.

>6'3
>put on muscles extremely easy
>iq of 128
>thick brown hair
>body of a greek god
>broad shoulers narrow hip
>7.5 inch dick
> well paid job
>not even mad

>>35970695
same here, blonde hair blue eyes aryan master race tho