I fucking hate women sometimes, they can't make up their

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dude.... ur a etard

>>35960019
It's either a lie or she wants you to be a movie character in a romance and convince with a certain arrangement of words. Either way you don't want to deal with it.

Just fuck her off for good unless you wanna be an emotional cuckboii.

She's probs getting her anus plowed by her ex right now, anon.

preaching to the choir buddy

C U C K E D
Good reply, but she's probably spoon feeding chads cum rn

>>35960019
There's only one option.

You have to fight him. You don't want to be like that penguin, do you?

>>35960019
>sinful pleasure
cringed

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>>35960152
lol right? Who the fuck says that lmao

>>35960019
Saving this for cringe threads 2bh

>>35960019
did you just say you were an emotionless, alcohol fueled sexbot

is that supposed to arouse women?

she probably prefer this ex experience exclusively for the excoriation
makes her feel alive, like an emotional, spiritually fulfilled sexbeast

I would ditch you too if you sent me a random alligator emoji

>>35960019
OP you sound like a complete fucking autist, you also can't spell basic words so I'm guessing you're an idiot too.

WTF were you thinking? Your text is 100% cringe even by MY standards

>>35960019
You shouldn't have responded.

>>35960019
That's not how you respond to that

That's a perfectly reasonable way to respond to that, who cares, not all women are stuck up Stacy bitches you defeatist cucks

>random alligator emoji
>telling a woman to choose / giving her an ultimatum
>8th grade level spelling
>text speak in the year 2017
>telling a girl what IS going to happen if she doesn't choose you (possessive)
>calling yourself emotionless
>going to the movies (that's fucking boring)
>sinful """pleasure"""" with alcohol involved

There's so many things wrong with what you sent, and that's not even taking into account with how you act irl. You should honestly just give up

>>35960019
she's fucking him as you watch this thread.

>>35960287
>Your text is 100% cringe even by MY standards
I gotta see the shit you write. Post it.

>>35960361
How should he have responded in your opinion? I'd probably just ghost her if she is still "dealing" with her ex

>>35960343
This. You should have just said nothing and moved on. Your response gives her complete control.

>>35960519
>>35960343
This was one of the hardest lessons for me to learn because I used to be so lonely that I just HAD to keep the conversation going, and I thought that if I got the last word in then that means I'm leaving an "opener" for her to respond with.

But those guys are right. Should've just ghost her and make her feel like she's being ignored

>>35960487
I think no response is best. Maybe a "lol." but who knows where that would go, can't really say without knowing how much pull/history OP has with this girl. Either way she's going to be more work than she's worth especially for OP

sinful pleasure lmao

>>35960019
is that how you actually talk to her or are you memeing

>>35960487
something like this
>hey my ex popped up at my house like an hour ago. i'm dealing w him right now. idk what to tell u :(

>whatever cunt. internet porn is free and easy.

Haha what a fckn dork.

>>35960254
fuck you, random alligator emoji its fine

gonna need an update on the sinful pleasure

How do you even fucking use emojis correctly? I never use them because I'm afraid they have a double meaning or the timing isn't right

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>>35960800
wow so cool and alpha

>>35960817
I use unicorn, maybe squid if I'm feelin frisky

>>35960847
They're fucking pictures, dude. You just use them with their associated word.

Besides the only one that has a double meaning which could fuck you up is the eggplant.

>>35960847
I use them to start a conversation sometimes

>>35960019
Op, you are a fucking wizard
And we are talking Gandalf the White levels

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>>35960019
You should've just said "alright whatever"

u shouldn't breed if you have autism OP.

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how do so salvage this Lel , I really don't feel like going through my tinder black book and fucking a different girl, I want this cucky challenge

>>35961375
Stop embarrassing yourself, man. You really want to eat her ex's cum tonight?

>>35960019
You have a gf. or at least a girl who was planning to "come over"

Why are you on r9k?

>>35961456
It's a girl I met off tinder who is having ex boyfriend issues, she's an emotional wreck and I want to conquer her

>>35961375
>Is he still their
>their
He's inside her, go over and clean up cuck boi

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What did she mean by this wew

>>35961538
women can't joke have you forgotten

>>35960019
Do you have autism? Jesus. You remind me of myself when I was like 16. What makes you think that's a normal thing to say in this situation or it will make her want to hang out with you in the future? She probably thinks you're a creep now.

>>35961630
I'm like 99.9% positive that OP is the tinder guy , he's fucking with us

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>>35961375
> wants to lick the jizz out of some whore's cunt

>>35960019
She's dealing with his boner.

>>35961375

>That screencap
>how do so salvage this Lel , I really don't feel like going through my tinder black book and fucking a different girl

Jesus dude. You're either delusional or trolling. Fucking pathetic.

It's April fools , sushibro would never let a girl go on like this, their is no way

>>35960152
kek came down here to post exactly this. You're doing good work

>>35960019
>13 unread messages
jesus fucking christ man get the fuck off this board this instant. you normie peice of shit

>>35961375
"Puppy dog eyes don't work on me!"
>Rabbit

If she wasn't ok with the possibility that her ex would be unloading his warm cum into her pussy tonight, she wouldn't have allowed him in the house.

Get over there and do something to him that will get you arrested. In her eyes, that's what she wants and that's why she texted you about him in the first place.

>>35960406
its a crocodile emoji

Wtf is up with all these fucking normies on my goddamn board?

>>35960847
If you're laughing, use the laughing emoji. If someone compliments you, use the smiley face. If you're agreeing to something, use the wink emoji. If you're talking about something sexual, use the sneaky face. You can also use monkeys randomly, I don't know why but it's a popular trend among normies.

>>35960019
This is a common "test" girls do, my sister will even do it. They delay plans on dates claiming an ex is at their place to see how you respond, basically if you are not doing something to the effect of coming down/offering to come down and dealing with them they strikes you off as a potential date. northwest US really wants protectors and bodyguards in their bfs.

>>35960152
This. She is having Ex trouble and you are trying to go full manslut on her?

>>35962108
To be fair they may be bots and shit. I have like 20 unread but it's from my bank pinging me every time I transferred money and my Amazon orders being ship. I don't clear them off and usually just delete the posts a month later.

>>35962474
fucking autistic shit

>>35962560
Woah that's pretty weird
Do people normally lie a lot like this?
I feel so sheltered and naive for not recognizing this

>>35962807
depends on area and where you live, some parts of the US it's just a huge test while other areas it's more about being upfront. From the 8 states I've been in (VA, WV, PA, MA, ID, WA, OR, CA) the places that tend to test have more "chivalry" in guys and as such there is a lot of doubt in the man if he is legitimate or faking it, this flips to where a lot of guys question if the "helpless dames" are playing the system. The areas that seem to be more honest and outspoken didn't have games like that but usually suffered the bigger demands of winning the mate by being top shelf among your peers.

>>35962560
this is all sorts of retarded.
like this won't scare off most potential BFs, right?
dumb whores.

>>35960019
I always cringe when I read texts to girls sent by robots (especially my own). I wonder how much of our problems with women are caused by our inability to not be melodramatic cringelords.

We need to have a general where help each other prepare drafts of texts so they don't come out like this.

>>35962982
>like this won't scare off most potential BFs, right?
Keep in mind they have one of two attitudes with this:
They are/think they are that attractive, plainly put they think they are hot stuff and can get guys no matter what so they are just playing for the 'best'
or
They would rather risk losing the guy than discovering they won't fight for them or protech them.

I want to make it clear either gender testing the other is scummy as fuck.

>>35963005
I propose we make a general for brainwashing women and doing our bidding no matter what.
bc fuck women.

>>35963005
I think the melodrama is born from a lack of social interaction, they don't deal with people from day to day and have little experience with dating outside of what TV and what not tells them (which is very melodramatic) and as such when pinned with issues and the like the brain goes overboard and we get cringe.

>>35963035
>I propose we make a general for brainwashing women and doing our bidding no matter what.
it's called the perfect Alpha. looks, money and charm.

>>35963023
>They are/think they are that attractive, plainly put they think they are hot stuff and can get guys no matter what so they are just playing for the 'best'

until they hit the wall and cry their eyes out with 38 because they got no family and no babies. I don't think you can find a great partner with a shit attitude like that. I also watched a lot of Stefan Molyneux on Youtube on that. they are not proactive enough about securing a decent relationship and that shit tactic won't work forever and it certainly doesn't work well in the first place.

>>35963090
>I don't think you can find a great partner with a shit attitude like that.
In fairness that's how most robots end up dating them. Worse of both world suffering on their stupid for different reasons.

>>35963051
it's fine though because mistakes are there to be made and learn from that. mistakes like these are important. that being said, embrace the cringe. it's the only way to learn and become more suave.

>>35963090
sometimes I've seen it work. You have to remember there are a lot of meat heads that get off ion the shit of beating up/talking down an ex. To them it's game time.

>>35963005
I read some of my old texts a while back. It's pretty bad. Just get off the internet, and do a "Less is more" approach. Honestly, just say what needs to be said and get on with it.

>>35961375
This is what an alpha autist looks like.

>becki
>with an "i"
>"u" insteafd of "you" like a normal human being
>emojis like a retard incapable of maintaining and contributing to the conversation

Both of you are retarded normalfags. The OP, and of course the roastie he wants to share "sinful pleasure" with.
I'd like it if you delet the thread and leave

>Girl even mentions ex partners before you get to her pants
What's the point of dating someone like that. Hearing women talk about their previous boyfriends is like mentally slurping their cum out of her vagina.

how do I deal with a girl who seems to be losing interest in me? Just ghost her or should I say something?

>>35962560
That's not it. It's to show how a guy will deal with rejection and prove that he has other things to do which means he's not a clingy boring bitch.

Offering to go to her house when she has guests over is just rude and autistic.

You think Chad will do that? No. Chad has better things to do than defend the honor of a fair maiden.

>>35960019
What the fuck are you doing you absolute moron of course women don't like you
>>35960152
This.

man i'm semi-kissless long past given up and can't even keep up with small chat tier and i still can't believe how some of you even get to this point being as pathetic as you are

bait or not, why ever give a shit about a used up girl who clearly doesn't give a shit about you? keep this garbage to /soc/

>>35963845
ignore her. Srsly. If you ignore her, she will show interest in you.

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>>35960019
The first half of the text was great, grade a material my friend.

But saying;
>no emotions
>alcohol
>>>>>sinful pleasure

>>35960019
>>35961375
you're low iq

>>35960935
that's the real cringe in this thread...
yikes man - I always start a conversation with a topic or question instead of a random "hey" or stupid emoji