Would you take two inches off your height and add it to

this is an autistic question; the range of dick sizes is much smaller than the range of heights, so who fucking wouldn't

>>35959425
A short guy with a big dick for starters

Why the hell wouldn't I. I would be 6'1", and have an 8 inch dick.

>>35959486
Same lol what are the chances

>>35959471
he'd be great at partys though
"have you seen the 4'11 dwarf with a 13 inch cock"

>>35959486
>>35959516
What a coink-e-dink

I'll be eight inches tall and have a 6'2 dick

Well I would have an 8 inch cock but I would also be 5'4" so no. My cock is already pretty thick anyways so who cares

>>35959387
No. No one but me will ever see my dick, but everyone can notice my height.

Nah. 1 inch, I would though. 5'10, 7 inches is solid.

>>35959387
Im 6'4 with a 6 inch penis
Im already perfect anon

Yep, I'd rather be a manlet with a big dick then having a mediocre height and a smaller then average size dick.

>>35959567
This is the most reddit comment I've seen in that past 10 minutes...

>>35959593
A 6 inch dick isn't perfect, it's acceptable. If I was you I'd easily downsize down two inches height for a long dick, since you'd still be tall.

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>>35959387
>5'6
>Wish I was 5'4 to fulfill my ultimate degenerate fantasy
>Dick fuckhuge
Yeah I'd do it.

>>35959387
No, but I'd be willing to take one inch off my dick length to add one inch to my height. I have a seven inch penis, but I'm shorter than most of the guys in my area. I'm not really short though. I'm still taller than 90% of girls, so I'm okay on both fronts.

>>35959387
I would take 4 inches off my dick, thereby removing it, and add them to my height, making me 6 foot.