Anon, you need to lose 50 pounds so I am putting you on a 1000 calorie diet
You can try old man
Anon, you're posting on 4chan too much. I'm limiting you to a 5 post per hour diet and I want you to stop shitposting by the end of the week
I'm 422lbs, how do I stop myself before I can't get out of bed anymore. There's no hope for me
>>35958984
That's 1000 more than I eat most days.
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>>35959058
*blocks your path*
What would you do?