ITT: we post where our lives all went downhill >13 >discover

hentai made my life go uphill tbqh senpai

>>35958397
>1 second
>did not die at birth

>>35958397
>4
>killed a roach

i just couldnt stop after that

> -nine months

I made it to the egg first

>- nine months and ten minutes
>my dad had sex with my mom

> -3 years and nine months
>my parents met

>>35958489
Just think; there were a million or so weaker, slower, dumber than you.

Thank the gods they didn't make it

>-13.6 billion years
>big bang aint blow up hard enough

>>35958607
actually all the chads got there first and given their lives to breach the eggs protection so you could be born

>>35958672
damn those suicidal collectivist chads