Does anyone else have a fetish or some kind of peculiar taste

>>35955487
>inb4 someone says CP

how the fuck can you stand those OP

I legit get a headache from chavshit accents, in my HS economy class they played the UK kid's apprentice show and I skipped until they finished the season

>>35955487
I have the opposite issue
>find indian girls really cute
>curry accents are the worst accents known to man

Chubby girls with flat chests. It's possible to find them, but they're rare.

>>35955516
I don't know anon. I just do.

When I hear a girl with a British accent, in my head I picture her as an insanely hot 10/10. But usually she's a hideous monster.

>want white gf
>highest likelyhood to cheat across all the races.

>>35955511
Thankfully we have lucidly detailed 3d. Just check out Of Inner Demons sfm. Definitely looks like kiddy diddling. Or get a kiddie fleshlight.

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>>35955555
quints confirm chav accent is best accent

>>35955516
Most British accents in general are pretty atrocious.

Usually they're either too folksy and proud of sounding retarded, or too snobby and fake.

Even if they don't have sociopolitical motivations and their accents are genuine they sound like they learned them in an environment where most people around them were trying to too hard to fit a certain mould.

>>35955652
it's so like
tinny

a lot of treble in the way they inflect and shit. plus the whole leaving out some consonant sounds is fucking stupid

I legitimately cannot stand the accents, pretty much opposite of OP

>>35955652
British and Australian accents have some character to them, some personality. American accents are boring and bland.

Brit here. I hate my accent because most people outside my town can't understand me. Literally the next town over is all it takes for my talking to sound like incoherent mumbles.
I can talk louder and that helps, but I just end sounding like Ali G.

>>35955708
then stop having an accent

southern US here, can turn off accent at will

>>35955516
Not him, but it's kind of hot in a slutty white trash-way

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>>35955487

Yes.

> Want a cute perky breasted cat girl to drag me off in the woods, force me to eat her out, and then ride me as her primitive clothes, like loincloth gently moves around and she makes nice moaning noises before snuggling me and keeping me in her little den so she has something to do after she hunts each day.

> tfw catgirls aren't real and you'll never cum in ones tight cooch and be her fuck pet for life

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>>35955820
>southern US
You guys objectively have the worst accent in the English language. It's so fucking grating.

>that nasally twaing
jesus christ

>>35956020
sorry bro, ain't my fault : )

>>35956077
and your women are ugly desu

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>>35955487
>want to fuck a celestial being, bring her into my space ship, have her give birth to my child, then use the space psychic child to impregnate human women all across the galaxy and make the human race cosmic beings then at the end everyone cheers me on and sucks my dick and i and my son become the star gods of the universe who control everything

>>35956114
I obviously really care about my local women if I post on r9k

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>want to get a really fat bf
>parents would probably kick me out of the house and friends would make fun of me for dating such a lowlife
truly suffering

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desu in my experience British women are either repulsively ugly or stunningly pretty. There's no middle ground with Anglo genes

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>>35955487

want to suck my own 13 inch cock

I want to fuck a woman who's into femdom but wouldn't take it outside of the bedroom or think any less of me for it.

>>35956163
were you from? fat bf here

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>have a tall girl fetish
>am 6'2

Not that it really makes any difference though because I could never get with a woman anyway.

>>35955555
You probably want some orange basic bitch looking fucker, it's not that English women are unattractive rather that you just have shit American taste.

>>35955487
I'm sexually attracted to women but they aren't attracted to me

>>35956583
>implying bongistan isn't crawling with basic spray tan orange sluts

> have a diaper fetish due to childhood abuse
> can never, ever tell anyone
> immediately would be accused of being pedo
> only like diapers on adults in the same way people like leather, feet, or otherwise
> never will meet someone who understands

>>35956680
I don't need your weird pervy stuff in my thread pal

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>>35956622
This one here hit close to home.

>>35955487
>find American accents really hot
>apparently American women like British accents
>hate ldr's

I wish moving to burgerland was simple and even if i did i bet all the women there are just as bad as the ones here