TFW it's a perfect weekend in SoCal. TFW you know tons of

>>35955463
Hey man, I'm in Long Beach and going to the beach tomorrow morning for a run. Do you want to come with me? Maybe thinking about hitting up the Grand Prix later.

>>35955482
Long Beach? Are you black? I work weekends but I'd rather go to santa Monica or Venice Beach

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>Be walking anywhere in LA
>See hot stacies everywhere
>Know that they'll never ever want you

why live?

>>35955558
Not a nog, just going to CSULB. Venice is fun to visit, but I'm an hour drive away.

This warm weather is great, you get to see stacy sluts in their tight pants and outfits.

>>35955650
I work in a retail setting so I see tons of hot and underaged girls wearing too little clothing. It's great but can't stare or make it too obvious

I was at long beach yesterday. I had fun by myself reading books and walking around, but sometimes I still felt jelly seeing tons of guys with their hot dates/gfs. And I still hate how I get those feelings; I know it's dumb as hell.

t. 33 year old robot who has never had gf

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My friend texted this to me

>>35955846
LB is nothing compared to Santa Monica or Venice Beach or Hermosa Beach

>>35955463
Who /south orange count/ here?

Mostly just old people walking around. Probably a bunch of foreigners (Beaners, Chinks, and Towel Heads) down at the beach.

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>>35955686
Fuck you anon. Take the help you can get. I wish I had a friendo reaching out to me. I'd even tolerate running with them. Maybe if you strike out with Stacey you can jerk each other off a little to make you feel better.

>>35955463
Where in SoCal you at? I'd like to chill with a robot.

>35955846
get a supersoaker filled with orange juice and start your own day of retribution

>>35956638
>Probably a bunch of foreigners (Beaners, Chinks, and Towel Heads) down at the beach.
also dumbfuck euros

>>35956876
i'm from oc, nigga

>>35956984
Yeah. Im not a big fan of the Russians and other Eastern Europeans that seem to be the only other ones with enough money these days to afford American resorts.

>>35956876
OP here I'm in Koreatown/midtown area

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>>35955463
>Tfw U$C
>Tfw loud as fuck concert with shit-tier music right outside
REEEEEEEE NORMIES OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

>>35957228
>he goes to USC

You're the normie. GTFO!

>>35957245
I'm not a normie I'm just smart

You're a faggot or had no strong male role model during childhood.

All you have to do is be arrogant and cocky. Be a cunt. It's that simple. You have to understand that women do not process you being a cunt the same as other men do, or even yourself. To them, it is a turn on and automatically makes them react. They cannot not react to it. Even if you percieve i

1. Find a place where there are multiple women
2. If there are other men present, slight them under the guise of a joke (you have to pick your spot to inject this and be ready with quick witted return fire if necessary)
3. Be aloof and somewhat intimidating/aggressive to the women via conversation, odd glances, body language
4. Act superior, even if it is feigned. Do not overdo it, though.
5. Figure out the rest via trial and error and intuition

Most of it is intuition. I've been out with friends and associates before and they say and do the most ridiculous shit in the presence of women and wonder why they can't get laid. I'm talking retards asking chicks about games, and shit like that. Don't do this shit.

*This may work better if you're handsome but it will work

Also, I wish I lived in California, looks like a good time, lads.

going down to laguna beach soon , hopeflly get my boipussy ravaged by some tan prep boy with a yacht

>>35957253
>I'm just smart
you're a normie though

>>35957253
Or rich or a shitskin, or both.

USC seems more "diverse" than UCLA at times. Fucking politically correct BS has gone too far.

>>35957329
>Haven't spoken to a girl irl in over a week
>Never go outside on the weekends
>Get anxious even eating off campus
Wow if this is being a normie I'm terrified of what being a robot is like

>>35957228
every time I see them setting up a stage in front of leavey, the weekend parties with loud latin music and screaming children we have to put up with off campus don't seem so bad

>>35957365
he is possibly all three, a rich smart shitskin

>>35957286

and this is why i lost respect for people and now i only see them as nothing more than stupid animals

>>35957365
1. Not rich, got a pretty sizable merit scholarship
2. I'm white and probably got rejected from several Ivys solely on that basis

>>35957375
are you a stem major as well?

>>35957411
Social sciences, which actually makes it worse since people 1) respect you for being STEM or 2) think you're creative if you do humanities. Social sci kids are seen as either SJWs or too dumb for STEM in my experience

>summer comes around again
>too embarrassed to go outside because im fat (6'2" 240lbs)
next year ill be thin enough to go outside and do fun stuff

>>35957448
>makes it worse
yeah i'd imagined that.

>>35957448
>social sciences
>social
>not a normie

>>35957395
>Stupid
Keep telling yourself that if it helps you feel better about yourself. Bitterness isn't the solution to your problems, friend.
>Animals
Why don't you respect animals? You would if you didn't have another mans inventions to protect you from them.
How can you simultaneously admit you're benefiting from other men's hard work while asserting that you are somehow superior to other "people" because you lack the ability to interact socially, with planning, precision and the rest.

You're a worm of a man, and doubling down on your pathetic ideals won't save you.

>>35957521
2/10 made me originally reply

>>35955482
i'd go but yeah would rather venice because i can blend in as a trashy normie at least..
>>35955650
my normie friend goes there, live around the corner from it pretty much

desu senpai, i've been on usc campus once for a code camp event. there were so many normies it made sick.

>>35955686
Sounds rad. I work at an elementary school as a tard wrangler, but the girls there are about ten years too young for my taste. Glad I don't work at a high school, Long Beach school girls are turbo sluts and I would probs. cave after a while.

>>35957573
Alright man, I'll respect that. Hope you have a nice day tomorrow, and I hope you find time to go to the beach.

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Any weebs wanna have a meetup in little Tokyo?

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>>35955463
from socal, can confirm

god...... arch chads everywhere, and they are just
everywhere. all in me and outside and god with their hot cars and they just speak and i cant concentrate because their muscles are like bigger than my body and oh my god......
>not even kidding, yes i was active today but literally 99% of my xhaustion is just from staring at their muscles which i could not stare at. like all of my energy has been szapped from trying NOT to look god...

>>35957638
>as a tard wrangler
what do you mean by this? you work as security?

>>35956049
i just came back from like 3 beaches im on a daze

clear skies and its beautiful im so happy!! :) perfect

>>35957703
i'll meet up but am from oc

>>35957761
Its all dandy anon. We can get robots from all over socal

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all i can say is: never talk about 4chan to normies

if you do, also if you talk about 4chan in public.. RIP

>>35957791
i did this today and i wish i could have seen not to ever fucking do this ever, why did i think it was okay

needless to say my friends probably think im crazy or part of another verse but oh my god the stories i have to tell L M A O !!!! god their reactions have me laughing omglksdjfkd and their comebakcs lmaooooo ugh why are you guys here :(

i literally described a robot i know to them and one of the chads was like "he sounds like a serial killer" LMAO hahahahahahahah omg :(

>>35957791
t. An ugly retard autist
I've talked with numerous people about 4chan and nothing bad came from it.

What your post should have said:
"Don't be a neckbeard autist sperg"

>>35957070
Russkies aren't always welcome in European hotels, because russkies are russkies...strangely enough...

anyway i need to like sleep because i slept 1 hr last night and wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwie:0 my abs

>>35957831
sorry i have no idea what you're talking about lol

you dont even know the topic of convo, also i didnt even begin telling stories. too tired rn but needless to say, the robots here are like... insta-chadded the moment they step into society. holy fuck, like im just dying laughing at their reactions when i told them about some robot behaviors omgomgomg lmaoooo or some robot philosoophyyyahahahahahahahah;x


oh my godddddddddddddd im deadlmao..

Moved from New York to Cali for work. Why is everyone so much hotter in Cali. What do y'all put in the water?

>>35957831
well yeah your friends are trash thats why ;p

ydk what i said so pls go like go ride a bike into the ocean or do some situps ;3 <3 :D :)

^.6!!!! *^_^*

>>35957253

>USC
>Smart

You'd be in UCLA or UCSD

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>SoCal
>robot

Fuck off. You aren't a true robot unless you live in an irrelevant shithole.

>>35957885
Is the kith cereal bar any good or no

it's not so bad anon, just bee yourself

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tfw 4chan meetups kinda near me

but no license and too spooked
(carlsbad, socal here)

>>35957638

Yeah I have done the Ralph's on the roundabout, and the teens there are cute af

>>35957916
i'd give anything to be in a small town where nobody gives a fuck

los angeles is hell for a robot, we can't function in any location because there's so many normies

like every guy in socal is abaove 6'2

im like so shook from all the eye marvels today,
my body came into the atmosphere im dead... spiritual......

>>35957885
>Why is everyone so much hotter in Cali

You just live in some rich suburb or gentrified part of town that trust fund kids , yuppies, and spoiled brats can afford, but that hasn't been well off long enough to suffer from an elderly population.

The interior of California is filled with shitskins and fat people. The population is pretty much indistinguishable from Texas

>>35957703
I-i would like that.... I havent been there in ages...

>>35957900
>>35957874
What the fuck are you onabout retard?

>>35957885
Cosmetic surgery
Good weather
Stress free living

>>35957916
>he thinks being surrounded by attractive normies is less painful than living in addict ridden Rust Belt town

>>35957531
Take even a cursory look at the threads around here:

>manlet
>dicklet
>brainlet
>rate
>tier list

It's all about ranking things for no reason and then feeling smug if you happen to come out on top. Most of the men here will never have the courage to live their lives so all that's left for them is mocking anyone them deem inferior.

The idea that a fag or a nigger or a woman could do better for themselves than they ever could has terrified the entire website into insecure hysterics, that should speak volumes to any sane man.

>>35958062
>Stress free living

hahaha. good one.

>>35957703
spicy ramen challenge at orochon GOGOOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOOO

BOTTEGA LOUIEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>35957950
isnt carlsbad in nevada

>>35957885

All the chads/Stacie's from small towns move here, many failed while the top of the top succeed and stay. Those who fail become drug addicts who end up in Huntington Park or El cajon in SD

>>35958031
Come on down anon you dont have to be nervous.

>>35958102
Haha idk about that anon im not good with spicy food

>You will never live the high live in upper class LA fucking Stacies and going to the beach
>Always wanted to date a qt Californian girl from the coast
>Remember it's California

And then I feel better.

>>35958123
It's also a rich suburb in SD.thst robot is probably atrust fund kid

>>35957973
hmm I came from a small town but I prefer LA. Everywhere is crowded and full of actually disruptive weirdos so it's easier to convince yourself that no one is watching if you sperg out. And no service worker besides one smart&final cashier ever recognizes me.

>>35955463
>perfect weekend in SoCal.

Fuck you, OP. You obviously don't live in SoCal. There's no such thing as perfect weekend in SoCal. Unless you count endless hours on the freeway as a perfect weekend.

>>35958134
How to contact? W-would you want to look at neat anime figures in the toy district and jungle anime anon?

>>35955463
The West Coast is so fucking shitty lmao

MAKE A CALIFORNIA DISCORD BITCHES YOU ARE NOT TOOO COOL FOR A DISCORD IF NY HAS ONE


MAKE ONE F F FS so these threads can stop happening

>>35958098
Compared to other places, it's true.
Good weather and the overall "tone" of life there is probably the main reason. It attracts a certain kind of person as well.
If you put an average man from Cali in a room with an average man from somewhere colder, harsher, less "easy", you'd see two entirely different people, despite being the "average".

It's California. People work their whole lives just to be able to retire there. People up and leave everything behind to move there. It's a beacon of the west (whether good or bad)

>>35958223
Id love to do that anon. Whats a good way to contact you? Skype? Kik? Discord?

>>35958191
I'm in Anaheim robot. If you here I'll show you I'm from here

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>>35958102
MMMM Bottega Louie is really good anon.

>>35955463
Honestly, "hot" girls are just like you anon. As what some would call a "9/10" myself, I'm pretty much your average robot.

I'll be spending this weekend home alone. On my computer. As usual. Getting "fucked" is pretty unlikely for me - unless I bump into someone tonight or tomorrow night when my friends and I go out for dinner.

>>35958067
>surrounded attractive normies
>painful

Try being surrounded by Tyrone and his gang members.

>>35958281
i want their macarons. so much to try in DTLA. i need to go back. one box is never enough. i love their fries and pizza. i just hate one ways

make a discord pls

>>35958242
THISSSSSSSS PLS. I REALLY JUST WANT TO MEET OTHER ROBOTS. I DON"T REALLY CARE IF IT WILL BE AN AWKWARD EXPERIENCE

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>>35955463

Who is in SoCal near LA area or Pomona and down for this comfy shit tho??

https://m.youtube.com/watch?list=PLulbXc6Aw0ho90hkDhOAQ_kTH38XYK80O&v=mZZYeD_-SbI

>>35957969
>>35957364

>>35955482
i hate every beach til huntington

>>35958345
>>35958334
>>35958281
>>35958242
>>35958223
>>35958102
>>35957703
Somebody wanna make a downtown LA discord?

>>35958263
Discord.. MikeFinoiaIsANiceGuy#4120

>>35958334
Ah fuck theyre macarons are so good i havent had them in years. I am missing out on so much here because I dont have friends or go anywhere!

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>>35958356

>>35957634

My bad. The second cross-post was the wrong one. This one >>35957634 is the correct one

This offer's for TONIGHT btw

just had a nice hike at hermit falls. todays weather was..phenomenal

>>35958377
is it because of the shitskins?

make a discord and we can go sailing together and jetskis / f00d adventur3s

alfred tea looks so cute famz

also im not a trap or a tranny or a gay boy so please traps stop ruining everything and keep your sex shit to yoursel ffuck off to /soc/ if you're gonna do that keep it about the city not yoru fucking degenerate preferences fuck.

>>35958491
nah the beaches themselves
sunset was the worst
i dont even like the beach that much anywas

>>35958459
Gf (female) only apply?

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anyone know any places like bottega / alfred tea?

>>35958084
>The idea that a fag or a nigger or a woman could do better for themselves than they ever could has terrified the entire website into insecure hysterics, that should speak volumes to any sane man

speak more on this topic anon

>>35958535
Female preferred (trans included)

Cute feminine trap waifus like this are ok as well
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wR3Z3uSZIl4


Pls no masculine guys

At this point I'm just trying to show someone a gud time who's also down for some good good loving tonight desu

I'm a masculine guy btw

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my friend told me about this place called cottonhi, i haven't been but apparently its cotton candy on ice creammm http://www.cottonhi.com/

also dtla has urth cafe =\

but not-dtla has larchmont <3

>>35958544
What's alfred tea? Its looks really cute

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>>35958592
if no masculine guys are allowed, then feminine girls (real biological girls) are disallowed too.

i fucking hate lgbt and please stop making this all about gay people fuck, i hate them all for fucking up every good thing on the web

straight boys / girls LA community ONLY now

like someone or people you can bring out into normie society or people you can invite to friends

not anime shota futa w/e loving faggots who shill their prefs . unless ur a hot gay and ur reallly cool and funny otherwise noth

>>35958249
IDK. I feel stressed as hell living here.

All the normies. All the successful people. And Im stuck being a loser for some reason.

I went to school. I did well. I did everything the normies said i should do, but Im a 29 year old unemployed virgin.

>>35958626
they started out as alfred coffee, but recently i think they made a tea place too! (maybe not so recent, i discovered it recently but could've been around for a few months?) i know they have an alfred in silverlake and another place (i thinks), i haven't been cause i already have too many coffee joints but alfred tea looks worth visiting! :) hope theres parking lmaoT.T i got a ticket parking near urth cafe on melrose before sighh;( or beverly ahh i was only in for like 2 min too ;.;

>>35958648
hes looking for someone to fuck not a friend like the rest of the thread

>>35958670
W..would you like to go with me anon?

>>35958652
>29 year old unemployed virgin.
me too, except the unemployed part.

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>>35958681
i want chads or stacies of robot community to not hide and unite 8)

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>>35958648
Guy you replied to here

Fuck, I don't give a fuck what you think about the politics/society of straight or gay or trans or whatever the fuck

I'm just trying to blow my load tonight

Trying to give someone who's willing all of my thick benis and those big, gunky loads

I'm trying to fuck holy shit

Are you down or are you not down?

Are you a woman?

A trans girl?

A willing feminine trap like this trap? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wR3Z3uSZIl4

If yes, then we're good

Just lemme know whether you are down or not goddamn

Fuck

>>35958652
Start lifting and read more

>>35958807
>just lift bro

yea thats going to help you get a job you fucking stupid normon

>>35958720
Not him but i would like to go!
>>35958544
Maybe not as nice but Dolce Isola is very chill and not busy or in a high end normie place like melrose.

They have unbelievable breakfast and sammies and their dessert is really good. They are the bakery for the Ivy. Any anons want to go for lunch and eat some red velvet cake and tea?

>>35958854
How could I contact you? Kik? Discord?

anyone know good places to eat in long beach?
i always ending up going to halal guys/hiccups/poke/sometimes donburi cafe

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psa ikea burbank has moved

i went to the beach, exercised for 2+ hours, was jumping laughing my butt off with all of me from excitement and happinnes with friends andd i had 2 hours of sleep last night.. but i needed to stop by ikea today to try and see what their white wood hangers were like, and oh my gosh i thought it was an april fools joke that they moved but they didnt, i couldnt even get in n out because it wast oo far (not that i was going to anyway bc wanting to be healthy but STILL!!;-;;;;), walked into the new ikea wahich was a labyrinth and now im somewhow floating in the space between death and infinite deaths omg T.T lmaoo im so tiredddeeeeee!i must sleeeep

@.@ u all need to go omgggg and i couldnt even get ice cream or cinnamon bun because the line was so long oh well health is wealthXD

>>35958896
Are you a woman? Are you down for drinks tonight?

>>35958356

>>35958935
nah im a dude sorry

>>35958878
I am >>35958422 8.11% content

soc is other way faggots

i wish the chicken and rice imported from NY thats in holywood had a more accessible chain cause i want to try and its far but its unhealthy gahhhhhh


i can't stop thinking about.... many things, esp one super hot guy i had the best lunch w w my friends (he came to visit us), but there was another super hot guy near this bright yellow sportscar (which already cuaght mye ye), but then this super hot cutie came out and he was wearing the hottest suit and he had like 4 neckties and asked which one looked best but like omglksjdflksjdflkdjfkdkdkdkdkdksjdflskdjfklsdjf ofc i picked the best one without even blinking but like OH MY GOD

WHY
ARE
THER
ESO
MANY
HOT
GUYS
ON
THE
WEST
SIDE
WHY
WHY
WHY
WHY IS THE BEACH SO PERF
WHY
IS EVERYTHIGN
AHHHH
IM LIKE
ASDLKFJ;ASDLKJF IM ALIVE
I LOVE YOU CALIFORNIA!!11111=]

fuck
why is our state so ht
like
everyone is so hot
god
lksjdflksdjfldkfdkfjkd
i cant keep my anything toegethererklejlkfjdslk

>>35959022
Okay ill add you

>>35959091
except norcal

by 'state' i mean like los angeles county malibu anything literally socal, outside like sd sb etc doesnt count. anything socal people refer to as socal is basically LA and beaches and the oc etc which is la, norcal is country to me lmao ops

>>35959091
You REALLY need to kill yourself.

You are a trash human.

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>>35958914
Have you ever snuck into an Ikea, hid inside and spent the night sleeping on one of their comfy mattresses inside one of their mock-up example rooms?

That's on my bucket list desu

>>35959091
i bet a white person posted this

>>35959193
An underaged white girl.

She REALLY needs to kill herself.

>>35959183
Not that anon but I got a story about trying that anon if you wanna hear it

>>35957997
>every guy is above 6'2
lol no, most of the guys are beta mexican manlets.

>>35958579
>speak more on this topic anon

There's not much to say. I joined this site in like 2004-2005. Back then, the bigotry was a joke, something we did to troll the easily offended.

Contrast this with the hysterics people go into around here now if you say something as brain-dead simple as "women are people too." After Gamergate and Swarmfront the whole site feels completely different. The reason for this is simple - we grew up, and not in the good way.

Now, the average /r9k/ or /pol/ user is in his late teens or early twenties and has completely failed to achieve the milestones of a "normal" life. The fact that the entire generation is failing or that generations have failed before is immaterial, they need a scapegoat now and badly. Who better to hate than the blacks they think are cooler than them (they aren't), the women who have rejected and maligned them (no more so than any other man), and the queers who are getting all the attention they think they deserve (it's not all it's cracked up to be)? So now we scream epithets and mean them and pre-Chanology me cringes to the moon and back.

>>35959207
why do so many people act autistic like that on purpose nowadays

>>35957025
>>35957081
Fugg.
I'm SD area.

>>35959278

Where in SD? I'm trying to move back. Looking for a job first. Moving to LA was a mistake

>>35959193
could be an asian bitch

>>35959352
yh just said white because its most likely

>>35959227
Continueee?

Or iwata has no more continues left?

>>35959183
hahahahahha that sounds like a scene out of a movie lmao that would be so unsanitary though like cute ideally, in a non earthly world, but think of waking up with germs no thanks!! i'd rather sneak into an emperor's palace or the versailles lmao ^0^ maybe even draculas lair~!

Does anyone want to hang out with me and my gf?

>>35959239
if u went outside and actually used your life energy, on something other than scrolling while masturbating furiously, you, too , would b incohenrent and spent and u would be runinign on no sleep and not even have energy to open texts rite now lkaosdilfjksdk,

>>35959451
i'll hang out. i'll blaze you out if you are into that sort of thing.

>>35959459
nah im actually autistic and i go outside and shit
spent my entire life trying to be normal but people still think im weird
so people acting like that on purpose pisses me off

>>35959386
So my senior year in highschool tinder had just become really big. I decided to make one as a joke with my friends. I noticed a lot of girls on it from my school. I would just swipe right on pretty much every girl from age 18 to 55 haha. This one girl matched with me. We started talking and my friends came up with a great idea...we asked her if she wanted an Ikea date. We would go into ikea and eat cinnamon buns and ice cream then try out all the couches and stuff and then spend the night in one of the beds. She agreed. That should have been my first red flag. So we meet up that weekned. All of it is going well until the time comes for us to hide. The people found us pretty early and kicked us out. They are very thorough. They check all the hiding places and pat down the beds.well maybe these people just weren't lazy. The following week the girl transfered into my class. Boy was that awkward.

>>35959451
Im down to clown. Less likely to be murdered by a couple than a lonely guy haha

>>35959091
he was in the area, came to say hi, paid for us, and h e left after spending some time oMG ALSDKFJLDKJF wha the fuck what a gentleman;.;.

(lmao we were indoors talking but like we were all laughing and having so much fun that we had to move outdoors cause i twas so nice out ahhhh i love this weathaaaaaaerrererereeee!!)

wait what does it mean if a guy calls a girl bubbly and... i forgot what other adjectives that were positive, because i was looking at his muscles

are bubbly is that a good thing? what are bubbly girls?


fuck im horny now lskdjflkdjfdjkdkjdkd why are guys so hot like all the guys ther eim so dead sigh they are not just sweet, hot, but funny, hilarious, cute, socially and emotionally intelligent, relally really very intelligent in general, well read, just fucking cool, and so hot like god if their muscles are bigger than their face then imagine;;ll;ksdjf;laksdjf;alksdjfkdk,mm

>>35959475
>>35959513
Okay
Do u have a kik?

omg and just such kind genetlemen like they know everything omg :( its so easy to understand each other and no effort required

why is this place so autistic? like lmaooo;-;

you cannot not date an athlete like its impossible, they re gentlemen AND theyre physicall god-chad.s

>>35959547
Yeah kik me, Skeazor

thats it ____ im sorry i rejected u im here foru now omGLKGJL;AKSDJF;LAKSDFKDKDKDASLDKFJA;LSDKF


BOYS AND MUSCLES = AIR AND WATER <3 :D <333 *____* <3333333333333333333333333

>>35959232
so you're saying the experiences of everyone here are invalid?

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>>35959568
Are you actually female?

If so, are you down to rage or chill tonight?

>>35957634

>>35959232
>"everyone has to be a loser like me"
Nah. Billionaires post on /pol/, fuck off trying to drag others down to your pathetic level.

>>35957725
tard guard i think he is, a retards helper.

>>35955589
Nobody walks in LA

>>35960007

Not true, Mexicans do

>bf is working long shifts and sleeping all weekend
>can't do stuff until Sunday night
>and then he needs to sleep and work again
At least my mom has the week off.

>>35960007
Who the hell drives around LA? Parking is super expensive and everything is super close.

Americans baka

>>35955463
A-anyone here from Riverside?

>>35960292

I have a brother in Riverside. I don't get why people bother living in that area, paying California prices, and live in a shitty area. Might as well live on the coast or move to Texas

>>35960292
thats norcal bro

>>35960007
i walk up santa monica steps

>>35960340
Nigga what? Thats south of LA

We got movie night if you got nothing else to do

https://www.rabb.it/KIKEBOT9000

>>35958896
nobody?
orange

>>35960329
I go to school here, I would never live here. I'm trapped.
>>35960340
I'm from Norcal, no it's not. Nothing but asians, homeless and retards.

anyone here from socal near santa ana? im going to the round 1 at mainplace mall on monday if u wanna meet up

>>35961312
i am. i'm not mexican though

>>35961312
>>35961429
Me three and I am not a beaner and an hour north

Any westwood are robots want to be my friend?

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Why is it a bad thing? Can't you enjoy looking at it?
>be robot in L.A.
>spent the whole day walking around the beach and Venice/Santa Monica boardwalk checking out women
>saw hundreds of cute ass cheeks, side boobs, sexy legs, etc
>actually got a full view of a woman's naked tits through the side of a loosely fitting top

Going outside is better than porn, I often get a surge of adrenaline just looking at woman and feeling the primal urge to procreate with them right then and there, but instead of getting frustrated, breathe deeply and smile.

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>>35961660
Santa Monica here.

>>35955463
>got back from work
>I make a good amount for not something particularly difficult
>not particularly good at my job
>Commuting is hell, driving makes me nervous to the point of nearing cardiac arrest
>Same old music and video games
>No anime I particularly want to watch, same goes for movies and tv
>I hate exercising
>Not many books I like reading, the shit they forced us to read in high school made sure of that.
>Don't even want to leave the house
>Eating is a chore
/r9k/ is like life support. Just ignore the stacies, stay at home, browse this board and listen to music, it really isn't bad. If you daydreamed a lot in school, that helps too.

>>35962212
You want to creep on women with me. It's not actually creepy though because I look like a chad on the outside.

we need a socal robots support group where we try to help each other get girls like making complicated scripted events happen so one of us can be the hero and impress the girls

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>>35955463
>>35955589

>Walk around in rural Wisconsin
>See some deer
>See some trees
>maybe 3 or 4 old people
>Bars are loaded with people at 3 pm

>>35955463
>Just moved to Oregon from socal

Fuck that normie hellhole. I prefer my little town of 20,000 surrounded by trees and mountains. Comfy as fuck, plus I can rent a house in Oregon for the price of my rent in LA

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me at sunset beach: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awKsK_eqhfQ

>>35962991
Yeah, but good luck finding a job in Oregon.

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>>35962810
>robot
>gf
>SoCal
does not compute

>>35962659
What is this 'non creepy creeping' thing you do? I look at women as I walk behind or past them, but I don't take pictures or leer. Sometimes women notice and smile at me, so I must not be that ugly.

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>>35962991
But I actually like that in LA I can go outside all the time yet be invisible to people.

>Qt nerd girl I have a crush on got a boyfriend even though she told me that she was too busy to be in a relationship
>Her boyfriend is probably fucking her all day on spring break

It hurts.

>>35963007
Got an office job in the timber industry, I'm all set

>>35963048
i'm a robot and i have a gf who is also a robot in SoCal

it just isn't common

In 2010 I met a grill from here at the 3rd Street promenade. Went to crepe cafe. It was OK, kinda awkward but not bad.


This of course was the before time, when arcanine was not a betas only club who's sole purpose was to compete for who lives the shittiest life.

>>35963188
That's great for you, but unlikely for anyone else.

How did you get the job? Did you go to school down here in SoCal? What major and university? I'm sort of guessing your maybe a mech engineering or accounting major?

>>35963048
isnt that the goal anon? getting a gf

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>>35963314
>gf
>who is also a robot
>I look like Chad on the outside
What are you even doing here?
>>35963380
No, thats not even in the realm of possibility: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBiR2rKU69U

>>35963486
Thats true of rich white girls but I hate to break it to you but in the suburbs is damn easy to get laid. Especially by mexican girls

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>>35963524
>30
>NEET pending retail wageguck job
>no car or license
>don't have own bedroom, parents always home
>INTP, autism spectrum disorder
>allergic to alcohol
>skinny and under 6ft
At least I can enjoy looking at women and not feel bad about not having them.

>>35963637
>allergic to alcohol
Im sorry but hwat?

>>35963654
even one drink gives me bad insomnia and an uncomfortable fuzzy dry feeling the next day- no matter how much water I drink.

So what do you robots wear in this heat?
I wear short bathing suits and tank tops with Hawaiian shirts

>>35963851
athleisure pants and a tee shirt

>>35957725
behavioral therapist, but mostly wranglin'

>>35963486
i don't look like chad on the outside tho kek
i'm a 6/10 if i had nice clothes and spent 2 days preparing to go outside
when i go out normally i'm maybe a 5/10 at best

I guess I'm too late with the SoCal people. Feels lonely here....

>>35964657
nah man im still here

>>35964694
I feel like a lot of people here are talking about how their life is amazing because they have a gf. I feel left out.

>>35964657
>>35964694
saaame, you guys near the OC?

>>35964772
Dont worry anon dont have a gf either, all my friends are way worse off than you or me. To the point where they ask me to hook them up with girls but I cant even hook myself up

>>35964786
nahh I'm over in the suburbs of LA

>>35956638
/north oc/ here. God I hate yorba linda

>>35964786
Anaheim

>>35964788
Jeez, they treat you like a cuck. Don't be friends with them. Looks like they get something while you get nothing.

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>>35964826
Nahhh anon they think im much cooler than I really am. Its more that I'm the most normal of them all so they see me as a chad.

>>35964786
>>35964807
>>35964826
South OC here.
When are we going to get our shit together for a meetup/beta uprising?

>>35964952
When I know that you are not FBI, CIA, or creep bait.

>>35964861
Such a lucky person to at least talk to women. No other women in my entire life ever talked to me. If you want the true example of /r9k/ it's me.

>>35964999
Nice trips
But like dude did you never go to school? I mean you're forced to talk to girls there

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>>35964999
I find it very easy to talk to women- if I actually have something to say. They are lighthearted and non-threatening, easy to talk to. I can't talk to other men though, its like they are so aggressive and intimidating the way they look at me with that cold stare at me trying to assert their dominance and constantly vetting me nonverbally. It feels scary for me even to walk close to tough and mean looking men, sometimes I literally walk off the sidewalk into the street so I don't get to close to someone walking towards me if the way is narrow.

>>35965024
Yeah I'm in college right now. No joke, I tried to talking them, but I feel they are not interested in me. That's why I could not ask them out. Ever since freshman year. I gave up pursuing because it's a waste if my breath and time. I know it hurts to be alone, but tough I got suck it up. You should be very lucky to communicate with women frequently.

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>>35965087
>Valentina Nappi
>Expo/Bundy station.
Where the fuck was I?
I would have tried to get casted on the spot.

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>>35965288
sexual harassment is off limits on metro and will not be tolerated

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>>35965363
report any unwanted touching, comments or gestures by using the train intercom, the station intercom, the sheriff's hotline at 888-950-SAFE, or Metro transit watch app.

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>>35965374
Remember, if you see something, say something.

>>35965136
Well I know your pain anon. I had that in the first two years of highschool. Then things started to look up but since ive graduated its even worse. Like Im not even in college so im not around many girls besides the ones from highschool

>>35965425
Huh. I wonder how long will it take me for things to finally look up. Will I wait 1 or 100 years?

>>35965451
It all depends on how attractive you are dude

>>35965451
Thinks will look up when you completely give up on ever having sex

>>35957402
It is spelled Ivies you dumb LARPer

>>35964805
>>35964826
>>35964807
>>35964952

What do you guys do for fun? I need to get out of the house

>>35966016
idk lot of museums in LA free during the week but i dont have anyone to do that with

>>35966016
Hmmm well I like to shop. So I go to all the malls around me. I also larp and I like to make stuff. Plus going to the arcade. What things would you want to do? Like what do you yearn to go outside and do?

>>35966047
Do you like the getty villa anon? Im studying greek archaeology so I can teach you some stuff about the place.

>>35966075
i havent gone to anything but the lacma because i dont wanna go alone

>>35966195
We should go together anon itll be fun

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>>35955463
>You know tons of girls that you know will be taking pictures of themselves and/or their friends in bikinis and/or crop tops.
>mfw.

>>35966016
walk around alone outside and look at girls' asses

>>35966047
>tfwiktf
There's so many things that I'd like to try, and places to see... but just can't do it alone

>>35966058
I just want to get out of the house and be in the sun, ya know. The best times I've had in years was when pokemon GO came out because I had an excuse to visit park or walk around in public. I'm a pretty curious person, so I want to try restaurants, or visit landmarks, or go hiking and stuff.

On another note: I didn't know arcade were still a thing. Which ones do you go to or know of?

>>35966212
yeah thatd be nice

>>35959693
>so you're saying the experiences of everyone here are invalid?

No, I just think they're not representative of the world at large. Whenever I share my experiences here I'm told they're invalid. That's kind of the nature of disagreement. The reason we discuss our experiences with others is to arrive at a better understanding at the intersection. The fact that this has broken down on 4chan has left me alone to wonder why.

>>35959848
Isn't it /pol/ who's always arguing that exceptions don't disprove the rule? Seriously though, if they were all billionaire gods they'd already have killed all the joos instead of posting about on a Swedish duck hunting forum. The fact that their meme-magic president is currently failing to do even the most basic president shit is a direct reflection of their own confused state of mind.

>>35966244
Its called round 1 they have a lot of those asian games plus bowling and karaoke. Wanna go with me? I feel you though when pokemon go came out I was out every single day.

>>35966307
Contact?

>>35966244
i have some friends but they arent close
and the ones close are either busy on weekdays or too lazy to go
>>35966376
what you got

>>35966419
Add me on discord anon
skeazor#1958

>>35966244
Same with you man all three of us can hang out

>>35966376
>>35966465
i'm down

you guys have kik or something

>>35966520
Kik me with the same name

>>35966550
username isn't working. Add me: whatthefugg

>>35966634
I gotchu dudeee