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The time is now my friends, its time you learned about the normie

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The time is now my friends, its time you learned about the normie wars

>it all started in my squad
>we had been preparing the piss bottles for a bomb rush on the chads Taking revenge for our fallen robots
>then it came out of nowhere,we were ambushed by cyborgs, manipulated by stacies who were promising them pussy when where fucking the top chad, chad thundercock
>5 of my men died leaving me, simon and rick the only robots left
>Simon found a stray piss bottle cannon and fired for the cyborgs
>it was a direct hit killing them all
>we made way for the jungle hoping we wouldn't be caught
>unfortunately for us this was wayward jungle, a jungle where only failed normies reside

Please share your own war stories
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>the plains was a deadly place, but we robots made an alliance with the cyborgs to set up shop there
>we got to base and we told them our story but they were having trouble of their own
>with the pressure from the stacies and the treason of the manipulated cyborgs they were in a pickle and needed all the help they could get to fight chad thundercocks forces
>we were sent to pussy lake to fight the stacies. I told rick to stay alive, because stacies always know how to push your buttons
>they came up in pink jeeps they're daddies bought for them attacking from the north we fired our piss bottle cannons
>i saw alot of good cyborgs and robots taken from us, but it couldnt be helped, we had to keep the line
>a stacy fired a fish line to lure rick to their clutches but i swatted it. Even though i was resistant to their traps it still burned.
>rick called medic tanner, a chubby cyborg with a katana and mt.dew syringe and his support robot dan, they healed me up and told me we had to escape on one of their jeeps, as the stacies attacks are too much
>we ran to the jeep but it was too late, most of the garrison was dead or captured and it looked like we were too.
>at this point i knew it was over as we were heading for fort brah, a place robots,fembots and cyborgs all fear
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>we made it to fort brah a place where you go from being a robot to a normie however sometimes the experiments go wrong and your turned into a failed normie
>we were herded with some fembots and forced to make "contact" with them. I was ashamed of what i did that day, but low and be hold it was getting the better of rick, so better it attracted the head stacy, stacy typhoonpussy
>i begged rick not to do something crazy but it was too late, he was a normie now
>devastated I turned to the only thing i knew in fort brah, fucking the fembots there.
>6 months went on, one of the fembots made deal with us to help us break out, which was that they would give us some pussy if we all chipped in to break out
>tanner and the other cyborgs were overjoyed but us robots werent
>head fembot may said we'd be given an large sum of tendies each month
>we all agreed and staged an orgy to get the normies attention
>dan turned the lights off and we beat the normies to a pulp, we then made a mad dash for the armory
>normie tech was inferior to robot tech but it couldn't be helped, we mowed down the stacy guards
>almost at the exit we were stopped by stacy typhoon pussy in a mech
>she told us we weren't leaving until we became normies to serve chad thundercock
>i said id rather die and began to run but tanner unsheathed his katana and cut typhoonpussy in half
>tanner posed and tipped his hat, until typhoonpussy grabbed him taking him with her to the depths
>we had no time to grieve as we all knew that this war wouldn't end unless we had chad thundercocks head at normie city
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>this is it I thought riding in our stolen jeep
>tanner,simon and ricks sacrifices wont be in vain once shit bomb normie city
>may came over to me and said she's sorry about rick
>i thanked her, weird, normally I wouldve flipped a fembot off for making me feel, but this time... it was different
>am I becoming a normie as i leaned in to kiss may
>maybe its not so bad I thought as we fucked
>dan then came in and reminded me why were here, to avenge our fallen robots not to fuck
>i came to my senses and im sure may did too
>we arrived at the gate and snuck in
>we then kidnapped some normies and assimilated ourselves
>we headed to the tower where chad thundercock was at, with dan radioing in for an attack
>an hour later our calls were answered with airplanes filled with fellow robots and cum jar bombs
>we headed upwards until i saw it
>rick in a mech. Emotions flooded through me and all sense was lost, i just wanted my private back
>chad thundercock ordered rick to fight me as he left,may and dan gave chase, rick hesitated but stopped them.
>i screamed DONT DO THIS RICK, YOUR A ROBOT AND YOU KNOW THAT,THIS ISNT YOU
>rick shouted back saying he had a loving gf who always gave him sex once a week
>all 3 of us cringed, i then said as i went to punch him YOUR GF IS ONLY PITY FUCKING YOU, YOUR BEING KEKED!
>it then became an all out brawl, I slammed rick to the ground but he recovered and beat me with a jab to the stomach he then grabbed a trophy and knocked my head in. I got up and stopped another blow and kneed him. He went down andi began to slam him, the more i did the more i saw the rick i knew
>the place was shook by a cum jar bomb and a fire spread
>rick told me he was sorry, the thought of a gf got the better of him
>holding him in my arms i forgave him as he had his last breath
>once again there was no time to grieve only vengeance
>i wanted chads head
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>me,may and dan confronted chad thundercock
>he laughed at us,mocking our ways and our weapons.
>he got up and swatted dans piss bottle cannon with his ripped arms
>i lunged with tanners katana but i had no effect
>may tried to seduce him but he was immune to fembot seduction
>all hope was lost as he began to go to town on, throughly beating me and dan to a pulp and raping may
>i had admitted defeat until I remembered that chads weakness was in his name, thundercock
> chad was distracted raping may and i limped over with a knife
>he never saw it coming as i cut his thundercock off, the source of his power
>he fell over and became a manlet begging for mercy, but he never gave us robots mercy so i cut his head off
>the war was over
>after the war i fell in love with may and became a cyborg
>still i always remember my fellow robots and their sacrifices

End
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Ty for sharing a heroic tale
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>>35955753

It was an honor to fight for our freedom
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>>35955351
It's fun to pretend, isn't it?
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>>35955351
> Piss bottle cannon

Damn, I want one of those.
Going to figure out how how to build one.
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>>35956159

SHUT UP KID, THE WAR DID HAPPEN I AINT GOING SENILE
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Bnmpo
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