>go into Gamestop >see extremely qt girl working there

bump

Does anyone care?

She feels sorry for you and she is repeating dude to remind you, you never had a chance.

>>35955806
Women almost never say, "Dude," the unironic way she used it though.

>>35955787
No. GTFO faggot.

You came off as desperate and cringey as fuck.

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She's probably trying to be nice to you because she's afraid youre going to hide outside and try to rape her when she gets out of work

You g-g-guys are m-mean.

>help a girl reach something high up on the shelf because im 6'2
>hand it to her
>you're so sweet :)"

What did she mean by this?

>>35955907
she wants to date you! this is your chance

>she says she's taken but laughs
>don't know if I should flirt with her or not

really, nigga?

>>35955284
She has a bf. You literally didn't have a chance. Unless you go there all the time and become friends with her you will never have a chance.

>>35955284

>going to gamestop
>not using steam/amazon for your gaming necessities
>If you're a console pleb get a pc.

>>35956071
This
If you switch to PC Master race you will no longer need to sexually antagonize uneducated sluts working entry level retail jobs that a monkey with no hands could do.

>cashier at gas station smiles at me as i pay
>she wants to fuck

>cousin i haven't seen in 3 years gives me 4 second hug (yes i counted)
>she wants to fuck

>follow slutty hot girl in college on IG so I can stay updated on her booty short and bikini pics
>she follows me back
>she wants to fuck

>>35955284
You asked her out and she turned you down. What is there to analyze here you autist?

>hot girl asks me for homework help
>she wants to fuck

>dog always happy to see me
>always knocks me over and sits on my lap cowgirl style
>she wants to fuck

>>35955284
clearly she owes you sex

*roll eyes*
fucking shitlord

>waiting for class to start
>out of the blue girl asks what music I like
>she wants to fuck

You know, this thread is proof that you fucking morons go fucking overboard whenever anyone posts a story like this.

>hot girl calls me cute, handsome, smart etc...
>she wants to fuck

>meet girl
>thinks she wants to fuck
>try to fuck
>doesn't want to fuck
>beta as fuck

>have gf
>says she always had a fantasy of being used by multiple black guys
>she wants to cuck

>maid opens door to room to clean
>still asleep
>she sees me on bed
>splayed out on boxers
>apologized awkwardly and closed door
>she wants to fuck

>>35955284
If she said she's taken, its fucking over. Just give up. Either she has a boyfriend or shes lying because shes uninterested.

>at work
>female coworker inviting some coworkers to the bar
>looks at me
>paused for a moment
>you should come too anon
>she wants to fuck

>girl sits across from me on the train
>she wants to fuck

>mom hosts book club this week
>try to sneak past to reach bathroom
>get spotted
>mom's friends complimenting how handsome i am
>they want to fuck

>connect with female on omegle
>she doesn't immediately disconnect
>she wants to fuck

>walking on street
>eyes meet with girl
>she wants to fuck

>on lawn
>female postal worker hand delivers mail
>stops for a minute to chat
>she wants to fuck

>leaving McDonalds
>homeless woman asks for change
>she wants to fuck

>woman shakes your hand after a meeting
>she wants to fuck

>walking in store
>walk past mother and 4-7 year old daughter
>won't stop looking at me as we pass
>she wants to fuck

>There is a girl in the D&D group
>she wants to fuck

>>35956629
>cashier asks me for my phone number because I dont have my club card.
>she wants to fuck

When are faggots like you going to learn that gamestop girls don't like gamers? They don't even play games.

>girl sees metal band shirt
>oh i used to be into them a looong time ago lol
>she wants to fuck

>poster on /r9k/ informs us she's female
>she wants to fuck

>anon posts >>35956673
>she wants to fuck

>girl walks up to me out of nowhere at retail store and asks if there is anything she can help me with
>she wants to fuck

>girl assigned to group project asks for phone number
>she wants to fuck

>another poster joins me in posting ancient /r9k/ memes
>she wants to fuck

>get pulled over by female police officer
>she wants to fuck

Love it keep em coming!!

>girl has 'let's fuck' tattooed across knuckles
>she wants to fuck

>female teacher puts smile on graded test
>she wants to fuck

>meet beautiful 2D girl and make her waifu
>she wants to fuck

>mom asks if I'm still single
>she wants to fuck

>teacher calls on me to answer question in class
>she wants to fuck

>go into gamestop
Fake and Gay: nobody does this.

>grill walking past me on the sidewalk doesn't go all the way to the opposite edge from me
>she wants to fuck

K I've had enough time reminiscing on dead memes from 5 or more years ago. Later

>>35955284
She's taken. Leave her alone. No, she doesn't want to be friends either.