>MFW I turn 29 today >never have had a girlfriend >still

Doesn't work if you faapedd sorry

>>35955017

I havent fapped in 4 days if that helps.

>>35954670
>turn 20 in August
>driving 2 hours tomorrow to see girl, hopefully get laid
I'm almost there, please don't let my ineptitude ruin this.

>>35955305

Good luck, anon. I hope everything goes well for you.

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>>35954670
What spells have you learned so far, apprentice?

>>35955371
Thanks anon. She seems really into me even though I've directly mentioned my insecurities. Hopefully we all find a qt that puts up with our autism one day.

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>6 more levels until I reach wizardhood
How is this happening? It always seems fucking surreal to be a KHV at this point when on average kids lose their virgin status at age 15.

Soon 26.

Still in the game boiiii

I guess the game becomes easier when you hit 30 and get to have your own mount and conjuring spells unlocked.

I still wouldn't give up though. My dad had a friend who didn't have a gf until 50 and now he has three kids and a great wife.

>>35955427

-Pussy repeller
Good for repelling wenches and witches trying to get your mana.
-autist screeching
Good for fending off the muggles, aka normies
-Good Boy Points hoarding
Good for manipulating the maternal figure, aka mother, into giving you more points than what was actually earned. Have gotten many tendies this way.

I'm getting the groove of this wizard thing.

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>>35955305
Good luck, anon. I hope it goes well.
If it does, don't come back here. You wouldn't be one of us.

>>35954670
i have a strange feeling you wont anon

>>35955500
Definitely not a beta cuck provider

>>35954670
BECOME OF LICH
GO FOR A HUNDRED

>>35955017
Tbh this is retarded as fuck, even though I legit haven't done that for at least 10 years. "haha your nt prt of teh speciul klub fo feelin lik u r accomplishigmn sometijn."

>>35955577

>Not dumping all skill points into autistic focus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paoEeRG-j8U

An autist spent a year and a half recreating Pokemon red inside of minecraft.

>>35955664

Why not? All I do is be online and never go out.. its not like a girl is gonna fall on my lap out of nowhere.