>be me
>dick suddenly starts itching
>it smells as hell
>seems to be getting wet between the head and foreskin
>a red rash on the head and foreskin appears
>haven't even had sex so can't be a STD
What the fuck is going on, anons? Am I losing my dick forever? This shit isn't good. Uncut here btw.
You've been masturbating too much. Seriously.
Do you wash that area when you shower?
>>35952446
Say bye bye to your dick
>>35952446
>Foreskin
Should've gotten circumcised faggot! Brought this on yourself
>>35952501
Of course. I always make sure to wash my dick properly.
>>35952546
Exactly, cut and clean is the only way to fly.
dam rip rawr xD
Congrats it's infected
>>35952446
sounds like leprosy
>R.I.P. OP