>it's an anons parents are going out and he has nothing

Smoke weed dood XD

>>35952435
Jerk off party, and yes if you can smoke weed. Also loud music and vidya

>>35952435
Is that your rat?

order a pikza

>>35952435
jack off to trap porn with the speakers blaring and using my fleshlight all over the house.

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>its an "anon's dad died and his mom works 12 hours a day 6 days a week so he's home alone all the time" episode
>its a "jacking it to porn, smoking weed/drinking, listening to loud music, and playing vidya have all gotten boring so anon resorts to cleaning the house and doing laundry every other day" episode

>>35952804
That's a common photo meme. Not actual OP's rat.

>>35952895
i think your father would have wanted something a little better out of his son.
that's not to insult you or make you feel bad, but more to be honest and motivating. <3

>>35952902
:( guess I don't lurk enough.

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>>35952936
Maybe if he wasnt dead we'd know for sure what he wants out of me

Walk around the house whilst listening to music.
Anyone else do this when they're alone?