Story time /r9k/: > be me > me and friend make classic

Story time /r9k/:


> be me
> me and friend make classic kissless virgin bet
> first one to smash gets to forever look down
on the loser
> quickly forget about bet
> he texts me a few hours ago
> he tells me hew gonna meet up and smash
long time female friend next saturday
> usually, I would just be happy for him and go
on with my life, but the girl he is meeting is
my mortal enemy
> me and my friend were in class with her for
like 3 years
> she is the biggest lubcuck sjw oxygen
vampire you will ever meet in your life
> We once had a fight in our class chatgroup
> One guy called another one a homo
> She called him out on using homo, because
it comes from homo sapiens
> i tell her it doesn't and call her a moron
> she still thinks she's right and calls me
homophobic
> I SCREENSHOT THE FUCKING WIKIPEDIA PAGE EXPLAINING THE ORIGIN OF THE WORD and send it into the group chat
> she stops typing and passively admits defeat
> i have been victorious
> however, she has now come back to haunt me by going for my friends dick
> making me lose the bet and pissing me off, because I they are going to break up in a few months, due to being a crazy bitch
> he is going to her place next saturday
> i have to find someone with very low standarts in one week
> first I asked the only girl in my class that really likes me
>only problem
> she's a lesbian
> just my luck right, she would have been
bouncing on my dick for months, but no
> anyway, I snapchat her and explain myself and tell her to send me her thirstiest friends
> "but anon, I dont have any friends"
> I fall back into chair
> I will never find someone in such a short time
> I have lost