"Just give me your wallet and no one gets hurt!"

>>35951787
Tell him to kill me because I keep my wallet in my car.

>>35951787

Jokes on you I'm always hurting on the inside. Just kill me.

I'll just teleport behind him and then kill him while saying nothing personal kid

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give wallet. i'm always prepared to give up my wallet.

after that all i have is my life so anything goes.

>>35951787
Give him my wallet. Jokes on him I don't ever carry more than 20$ usually.All in cash, never a credit card.

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>"Freeze! This is a robbery. Put your virginities in the bag and nobody gets hurt!"

Drop the wallet on the ground and show my hands then shoot him the second he stops looking at me.

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>>35951787
you have no idea how many times I've been walking through the park at night hoping it would happen, 'killed in a struggle with a robber' would sound so much better than 'commited suicide'

I don't even own a wallet I just keep my eftpos card in my pocket so I guess I'd ask him nicely to shoot me

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Hand him my wallet, then when he turns around and leaves, draw my concealed handgun and shoot him in the back.

>there are fags in this thread who live in a state/cuntry that will arrest you for this

Attack him. Either I get to kill him, or he kills me. Win/Win situation.

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DIE FUCKING PORCH MONKEY!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ4Ilchl3is

>>35951787
Give wallet and while he is distracted hurt him.

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>>35951787

>be 6'6"
>internally kek
>"ummmmm no sweetie, how about a knuckle sandwich"
>beat the shit out of him
>laugh at how stupid American gun laws are

>>35951887
so he took your wallet with a gun and walks away. youre warranted to shoot him dead, just because you want it back? i live in florida, own, but dont conceal. i havent justified the means to kill someone in a situation like that, yet.

>>35951887
I don't think there's anywhere in the US you can legally do this. You'd be going to prison buddy.

>>35951869
Just take it officer ! It's all yours !

>>35951887
You're full of shit. You cannot shoot someone in the back as they're walking away from you.

>>35951787
give him the wallet, It's not worth risking death/serious injury over 20 euros kek.

I turned a beat up wallet I have into a decoy wallet. I keep 5$ in there and I lined the inside of it with razor blades. He can have that one and have fun

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>>35951787

>ok sure
>give him a shitty /mlp/ wallet with an old learner's permit and an expired wal-mart gift-card
>run
>escape with my life and money because of decoy wallet

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>>35952491
>>35952549
>>35952611
>HEY NIGGER!
>*he turns around just in time for my bullets to enter him from the front

gg ez


In reality, if I had to guess, I'd probably be scared shitless in that situation and frozen until he left, unable to do anything. Which is what happened when someone pulled a gun on me last year. He didn't point it at me or threaten to shoot me, only threatened to kill my boss. Still fantasize about grabbing it out of his hand, and beating the shit out of him with it after realizing he didn't have any bullets

>>35951787
Do it faggot

Nothing to lose but everything to win

Pull out the wallet, calmly ask if I could just grab my insurance and id. I'm assuming he just wants the cards and money, both of which are easily replaceable.

>>35952611
just say it was in self defense; unless there's cameras around or any other evidence a corpse isn't going to testify against you;

also if he still has a gun on him and just mugged you that's still technically a threat on your life even if he's walking away

"Kill me."

I came here, because nothing good ever happened in my life

Give him my wallet

Call around to cancel all my cards

File a police report

File an insurance claim

Problem solved

throw the sweetroll in the air

>>35951787

pretend to extract wallet, tackle, run

"Here I'll do it for you"
>grab his gun
>put to my own temple
>pull trigger

>>35951787

Tell him to stop tea-cupping his fucking gun if he's going to shoot me then do it right and not hold it like a faggot

>>35951787
Look it his eyes and say with bored voice "Really now?"
Then walk past him.
Either he kills me and I'm finally free or he is left really confused.

>>35951787

>take everything out of wallet and put it in pockets
>give him empty wallet
>cant shoot me because i did what he said

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*Unsheaths katana*

Psssssh, nothing purse-in-all kid,

>>35953358
i bet you're a hard sci fi fan. Did I guess right?

>>35953426

no, never watched sci-fi in my life dessy, if i watch TV its usually horror films, online if im not watching porn im watching Russians hurting themselves on youtube

>>35953463
Thanks for answering desu.

Hand him my empty wallet.

>>35953513

no problem my m8 mate, have a good one

I don't own a wallet cause I'm not poor

Here ya go. Im poor as fuck. I should probably rob you.
*wrestles gun from robber cause I'd rather be dead and risk being shot, get gun, rob robber for his robbing money, buy snacks*

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>>35951787
>tfw i have no wallet