Drunk girl you're friends with pulls you into a bathroom

I had a drunk girl I was friends with grab my crotch and ask me how badly I wanted to fuck her. I have an honest answer and said:

>Not much at all

She got really disappointed and distant after that.

>>35951548
i'd stop writing fanfiction about situations you'll never be in so anything anyone says is worthless

>>35951548
hope I get to watch her piss

>>35951548
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFaa43yXCJg

I'd remind that I'm just a med student, not a physician yet, and besides that I don't work for free. Then I'd probably give a shitty answer to scare her >looks like cancer lel

You'd never believe how many people want to show you pictures of their literal shit or weird growths on their body. They obviously know something is wrong, they should stop being cheap and go see someone who has a license already. I really don't know what they expect. >oh that's a XXX, take YYY drug and it should clear right up, I'd prescribe it except I'm not allowed to

i wake up
shits fuckin unimaginable

>friends
>with a girl

What? That doesn't make any sense.

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>>35951548
Obviously stuff that bitch full of food and drink until she was bloated and then fuck her

I take a reesty shit

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>>35951548
>being friends with a girl

>>35951651
Lol whate mate