ITT: you post photos of your real life oneitis from normiebook and we try to guess how many dudes she has fucked.
Pic unrelated because i don't have normiebook.
>>35949545
Here it goes, rate away.
>>35949600
she looks like shes 30.
10 to 20, and maybe made out with a few girls while drunk
>>35949600
20-50 guys maybe? she almost looks like a hooker
>>35949600
She looks 27, has a good figure and shows off bra I'd say 13.
>>35949600
32
and she loves getting cum blasted in the face
>>35949626
She is like 22/23....
>>35949545
at least 5
>>35949600
eh probably 2, 3
>>35949667
>>35949650
>>35949646
>>35949643
Post pictures gogogo!
ewewewew orginaluu-desu
>>35949720
Get out roastie/homo!
>>35949545
5
>>35949600
She looks like a total slag, so 20+
>>35949720
kys faggot
exit resistenza
>>35949720
>nirvana tshirt
nirvana was a mistake
>>35949720
0, probably. He has that long virgin hair.
hmmm tasty
>>35949545
>oneitis doesn't have normiebook
>tfw this makes her even more attractive
Sadly i will never have the balls to approach her
She even smiled at me when she noticed i was looking at her during class
Pic related comes very close to her look
>>35949781
Dog filter, overdone makeup and dyed hair. That girl has easily had like 18 dicks in her.
I'm pretty sure mine's a virgin so i won't post her, she's also underage.
>>35949795
Sorry, forgot pic
>i hate the robot
>>35949819
Abercrombie and Fitch pants. But she is pretty hot and therefore most likely only accepts the top 1% of males, so i would say that she has had 6 different sexual partners in total.
>>35949781
30+ Dyed slut her, dog filter.
>>35949819
8. Probably member of a sorority, but not very slutty regardless.
It's from instagram but I think it counts
>>35949853
It's fine. I'm guessing 4, she has an odd head shape, I think she had a bf for a very long time maybe a couple of one night stands afterwards.
>>35949720
0-1 looks like one of us
>>35949840
>>35949848
Please don't forget to read my post
This isn't really her
She doesn't have fb
But you guys are right
She dresses very classy and is astonishingly beautiful
She's 6 feet tall in real life though without heels
Glad i'm 6'5"
>>35949853
Hard to tell on that one. I would probably say like 9 or so.
>>35949853
14
and she only fucks black guys
the girl on the right is my high school oneitis, I don't know who the one on the left is
>>35949937
The one on the left is most likely and ultra a coal burner.
The one on the right looks qt and natural. So I would say maybe like 6 dudes at most.
>>35949937
I think the one on the left believes your oneitis is her ugly bff to look better next to for chad, while in reality she looks disgusting as fuck and only gets betacock. I'd say the left has around 30 and your oneitis 6
>>35949937
9 including a nigger. She looks like a nice girl, but she's friends which the other one so she probably got convinced to sleep around to enjoy life.
>>35949889
What the fuck you actually nailed it, she had a boyfriend for 3 or 4 years and only recently they broke up
>>35949923
Never seen her even talk to a full blown black dude. But I live in a really diverse county so pretty much everyone is half-black and pretty much nobody cares
>all these single and double figure numbers
Lmao
Do you guys even know how girls work? They get to fuck a different guy every night of the week if they want to
>>35949937
the one on the left has had 87 dicks in her mouth, 43 in her ass, and 34 in her bagina
>>35950030
Maybe I still have too much faith in humanity left, it's hard to tell what's a realistic number when you barely interact with females and the ones I do interact with aren't normies either or are cashiers
>>35950030
But who says that they actually can get laid with a dude whom they want to fuck.
Only 5% of the population is actually Chads and Brads and most of the girls on here are pretty hot. So they will only go for the top 10% of those aforementioned 5%. This in turn means, that they also cant get laid whenever they want, since Chad can't be everywhere at the same time.
>>35950092
That guy is very wrong anon. Some girls are ubersluts with tripple numbers, but the vast majority are not and the girls posted so far don't look like ubersluts except for maybe the one with the nosering.
I was a major beta orbiter for her. Be gentle on me /r9k/
>>35950148
Dude, the last girl I fucked (in October) was 19 and lost her virginity in February. She'd already fucked 12 dudes by the time she got to me. She admitted that a couple of them she wasn't even attracted to, she just needed to feel sexy and desired. Then she ditched me 2 weeks later for some normalfag. I'm telling you, it's like a game of tic tac toe for girls.
>>35950207
She looks like she has a mustache but shaves it off
>>35950207
Oh my god how many times did you smoke pot and jack off thinking about her???
>>35950207
why? Her nose is humongous and disjointed
>>35950207
>Be gentle on me /r9k/
NO!
>>35950221
>>35950281
I few years ago I would have gone into an autistic rage and try and kick the shit out of you.
>>35950258
I don't smoke doobies. But countless times have I jacked off thinking of her She does a really cute anime voices and likes actually good anime. Not just shounen jump crap. She once mentioned posting in /adv/ but I hope she doesn't find this. I'd die of she knew how obsessed with her I was.
>>35950207
I can see why you would be obsessed. She is the most attractive girl anyone has posted on this shit board in a long while.
Top shelf taste anon.
>>35950444
t. ugly arab
>>35950444
After the noseringwhore she is literally the least good looking post so far
>>35949545
What if my oneitis doesn't have social media?
>all these guesses
You guys don't spend much time with girls do you? I bet you believe at face value when a girl says she's had "just a couple". Remember, this is a sex that needs to put in ZERO effort to get laid. Do you honestly they actively abstain from getting Chad Thundercocked every weekend?
Who's that girl op, I think I know her.....
I went to primary school with her. I fancied her then, and she's turned into a Goddess now
>>35950507
Then you can try and take a picture of her and post it here.
>>35950517
british interbreeding at it's finest
>>35950517
She's like a 5.5/10
Probably a 4/10 without make up
>>35950496
I see you like basic looking women. A dead give away that you're a brainlet.
>>35949545
My manager.
I wouldn't necessarily call her my "oneitis", but I do want to fuck her
>>35950444
Trips of truth. Thanks anon. I used to autistic rage over the fact she had a boyfriend. I'd do anything just to get pegged by her
>>35950418
There's nothing I wouldn't do to a girl like that.
>>35950507
Just use your latest polaroid
Let's hear it, folks.
>>35950560
is it pre-op or post-op? do you know?
>>35950525
>>35950534
I look at her all the time on FB, wondering how my life would be with her. Shes such a QT
Her old boyfriend died in a hiking accidentIt may or may not have been an act of meme magic on my part
>>35950592
her nose is more pronounced than the hills in the distance kek
>>35950592
>>35950517
I found another picture of her for you.
>>35949545
NEVER make me go through my oneitis folder again. I thought I had moved on...
>>35950213
This anon is right. The amount of single digits itt is pretty sad. My gf is a former model/club girl who is now past the wall and I'm basically her boring stable beta that she's settled for. She was a straight up 10/10 in her prime years and I have no illusions that she's likely in the 80-100 range and so are all of her friends.
>>35949777
Despite your cool numbers you are wrong. Hair is cute as fuck and his eyes are pretty, I'd let him fuck me in the ass.
>>35950608
>>35950617
I'll be honest, I expected her to go down well in this thread. I wish I was with her
>>35950667
More of her and friends
she is not actually introvert
>>35950536
>my tastes are objectively superior
t. brainlet
>>35950705
She has ugly friends but I'm obsessed with her
r9k showing once again, that they're shallow and always go after girls who are way out of their league.
>>35950667
>friend in the middle is literally a better version of her
>>35949545
my oneitis has no photos of herself on normiebook
>>35950789
Ok that picture made her look much better. She's probably better in motion than in stills. She seems to have a nice smile.
>>35950789
She looks beautiful there, in the others ones not so much. I'm guessing 17 because she goes to clubs
>>35950789
if you had posted >>35950667 and said middle was your oneitis you'd have an alright oneitis.
this girl looks like her nose could be weaponized.
the fuck u doin
>>35950879
Are you a fucking faggot? Do you think a person who has had a oneitis has the luxury of choice? Do you really think that girl doesn't have a dozen Chads on her ass 24/7 all looking better than anon? Get the fuck out of here you fag.
>>35950901
no chad would go anywhere near that for fear of losing an eye
>>35950922
You're an idiot. Chads fuck anything that moves and that girl looks fine especially in>>35950789
I hope that guy who posted her doesn't start believing he deserves better when our problem is the very opposite. Real life sucks. And the reason we have oneitis and not twentyitis is precisely because we go for the ones that look good.
Fuck, most of the girls posted ITT are geniunely cute.
>>35949545
Here is he.
He lives a Disneyland
>>35950941
what are you on about? why would someone decide they deserve better because other people have their opinions?
i'm sure the anon nose he couldn't do any better than someone with an obvious physical defect and that's what makes his oneitis special to him because there's always that tiny, insignificant sliver of hope
>>35950941
>chads fuck anything that moves
t. someone without standards thinking everyone else is like him
You faggots are seriously deluded about chicks' dick count. If she went to college or lived in an urban area at any point in her late teens/early twenties, two dozen dicks at a minimum. No matter how cute she seems.
>>35950976
t. someone who hasn't been with Chads
>>35950773
she is ugly, prolly one 3 dicks
>>35949819
Hey head kept growing, but her body didn't.
>>35951062
Over 20 dicks for sure
>>35949545
originalililikumurke
>>35951064
Dude that chick is fucking hot, with some decent makeup, she could easily be 10/10.
>>35951062
She must be very good sucking dicks
>>35950644
Post em. Also, you got. Happy?
>>35951127
>>35951064
this particular image isn't very good, she looks better irl. She hangs out with some brown/black girls a lot so I suspect her of being a coalburner.
I-its zero, Z E R O
0
Thats her, shes mixed
>>35951124
This might actually be a virgin.
>>35950773
'bookish' hot girl, meaning she's into liberated sexuality, meaning she's seen more dick-ends than we've seen weekends
>>35951124
Should've married her. Seems like a top qt girl.
Here she is again
better quality of the webm
>>35950194
>nosering
Who the hell are you talking about? I checked every girl in the thread, not a single one has a nosering.
>>35951221
She's not, she was my gf and she fucked me (after a lot of begging). She told me she's asexual so we've had sex like 20 times or so in almost 6 years. After she broke up with me she found herself a new boyfriend an she actually fucks him and she told me she's not so asexual after all, I was just so fucking hideous to her that she preferred not ot fuck.
>>35951228
>take photo with book
>that means you're bookish
lol, she isn't actually much of a book reader, she studies liberal arts now, a meme study which I thought to be long dead, so she might actually be "liberated"
>>35951262
>and she told me she's not so asexual after all
This has got to be humiliating on so many levels
>>35951262
Cont.
And her new boyfriend is japanese, she's working there and travelling around the country at the same time. And yes, she was the perfect wife material, loyal, kind, cute, she can cook, all that stuff. It's just she had enough of my shit and she broke up with me and she hates me now.
At least I know she's happy now, travelling around Japan, having a boyfriend whom she likes and finds attractive and not having to deal with me.
Not really my oneitis but still try guess how many dudes she fucked.
>>35951328
Around 20how is this not original
>>35951179
>She hangs out with some brown/black girls
she is a lesbian or a coalburner
>>35951328
20 or so. I would've guessed higher but she looks kinda young.
>>35951310
I can't believe you fell for that asexual shit lol. 20 times in 6 years
>>35951310
R l C E D
>>35950592
>that nasal cavity tho
Originasal block
Many of you have low standards.
>>35951381
I was really ready to marry her, she was perfect in every other way. I was ready to look past that "not having sex for the rest of my life" part because I'm afraid of intimacy anyway. But I've got some pretty heavy depression and she had enough of my shit. She still believes that I was lying about me being depressed, that I used it as an excuse to not to anything apart from sitting on my ass and complaining.
It doesn't matter now, she hates me with a passion, which makes me kind of a special case, 'cause she never hates anyone, she's the kindest person You could ever meet. It would seem that I've achieved the unachievable.
>>35951448
What were you expecting? We're on /r9k/, after all.
What's the verdict?original comment
>>35951448
The oneitis would indicate the opposite. You have no idea just how much dating apps like Tinder have fucked up for average guys.
>>35951507
She looks like a porn actress tbqh.
So I am guessing about 25 dudes.
>>35951507
She's incredibly hot. You did good.
Probably 20.
>>35951555
>incredibly hot
I like this one a lot. She has the best hair
>>35951549
>about 25
I'm with you.
>>35951555
>She's incredibly hot
I know man, imagine me having to be around her so often, it's hard to control myself.
>You did good
Thanks.
>probably 20
Yeah, 20 or 25. The weird thing is, I only see her hang out with 4-5 same guys, and she only has two girls when it comes to female company.
what do y-you think...
>>35951593
Looking at her FB page she looks like a bitch desu.
>>35951630
I just know she's fit
>>35951610
cute desu, 5 dicks at least. She is a disadvantage because guys can offer her a cig.
Avery Adair before she did porn.
>>35951656
Is that all you know about your "oneitis"
>>35949545
Ok guys, here you go.
>>35951706
Autism to the max sry for no pic.
Its the one on the right btw.
>>35951721
they're like hot but have these small imperfections. Dyed hair. Surely over 15 cocks.
every girl these days has fucked at least 10 guys by age 21
>>35951691
I know a lot about her, but I'm not about to divulge that on r9k
>>35950207
Goodness, she looks like my cousin only without the bad skin.
I have family members I want to fuck and that cousin is NOT ONE OF THEM
>>35949545
Easily 30+, trash tier whore. I can tell she's the kind of druggie slut who leeches off of betas for food, money, rides, and weed then fucks whoever isn't giving her those things.
>>35949600
15, old bitch but she doesn't look as bad as a druggie
>>35949781
5 or lower, scene girls typically get with less guys but they're with them for a longer amount of time (dependent and/or being abused but too afraid to leave or Stockholm syndrome)
>>35949819
15+, not sure on this one but looks like a "strong, independent" roastie, also the shorts don't bode well
>>35949853
10 or below, looks like a normie with some standards
>>35949937
Girl on left 20+, girl on right 10 or below, right gets a higher number by association to the left girl
>>35950207
5 or below, can tell from her gaze she's manipulative though and probably harvests whatever she can from whatever poor sod for as long as possible then dumps them, still a shit person
>>35950517
Easily 10+
>>35950540
5 or below
>>35950560
30+, see reply to OP
>>35950592
30+, that nose gives her away, see reply to OP, she was once a druggie slut
>>35950594
10+/-
>>35950643
3
>>35950773
15+
>>35950667
ALL 30+, SEE MY REPLY TO OP
>>35951124
Batshit insane, probably 5 or more though
>>35951185
You're probably right
>>35951213
1
>>35951328
20+
>>35951507
25+, not as hardcore a druggie slut
>>35951593
30+, not a druggie but just a slut
>>35951610
10+
>>35951721
L O L 40+ NIGGER SEE MY REPLY TO OP x2
>>35951826
Then why say you just know she is fit?
>>35950592
Yarr, the Sea be a traitorous lass but her salty curves make a man wish he was a potato in need of sodium
>>35951841
>>35951213
Sounds almost right, as far as i know she dated 2 guys so im pretty sure one of them got her thick ass. Shes a lesbian now though
>>35951243
heres more of her and her thicc butt
I love her
>>35950970
>i'm sure the anon nose
>nose
>>35951841
>25+, not as hardcore a druggie slut
You think she's a druggie? Although now that you mention it, I can totally see her doing weed.
>>35951980
Jesus, tanning really has done a number on her skin. It looks really gross. God bless, anon.
>>35951980
and more of her
>>35952069
staying in this thread for that thicc ass
>>35951980
>>35952069
With an ass like that? That girl done caught 25 penises. At least.
>>35952069
dasdasda
>>35952263
Oh sweet Lord of the skies
I never realised how pathetic and bad tasting you guys are until now. what you guys would call a 10/10 is my 1/10
damn, you all really had a crush on stacy in high school? i think everyone assumes the nerds and autists are obsessed with the popular kids but i never believed it since i have patrician taste
>>35951000
accurate post. the guesses in this thread just attest to how completely out of touch robots are with the real world. i've met a lot of girls in college and talked to them about partner counts; the cute ones 20 and over have all had at least 10 dicks.
>>35949720
2 women 1 guy
>also if female go kill yourself
>>35952474
Sure thing my acne-riddled virgin friend.
>>35950540
in what society do we live in that a person like this has any position of the slightest authority
>>35952263
Heres a last one with her.
>>35951841
>>35950517 and
>>35950667
Are the same girl, you suck at this.
Not from normiebook, I took it myself. He's a qt but he makes hate myself
>>35951213
it's things like this that make me so surprised about the people on this board. How ugly/beta/retarded do you have to be to
1. Have this thing be your oneitis
2. Not be able to get a girl even this low on the desirability scale
It honestly astounds me.
le honourable robot men.
>>35951610
best girl in the thread lad. you win
I want to believe 2 at most but I'm most probably a very wrong anon
>>35949545
well over 5. approaching 15
kinda sad to think about
>>35949545
>tfw no BLM supporting gf
Why live?
>>35953215
it's not that great. lefty girlfriend is pretty annoying
>>35949545
Some chick I had a crush on during high school. Never really tried to speak with her much
>>35952759
Being a robot doesn't prevent you from having high standards.
>>35951610
she could be new queen of 4chan and heve tons of orbiters.
>>35953316
10+ desu
originiolo