>"Hi neighbor! We just moved in next door and thought

>>35948142
>WE

Hello, I'm anon. Please keep the sex noises down if you can. I have to get up early for my job or Mr. Shekelstein will be angry.

>>35948142
>ask if I can talk to the woman alone
>ask her why she would waste her genes

hows it going cunts

>framed graffiti on the wall

Oh come on

>>35948142
I would then proceed to try to get them to leave as fast as possible.

>>35948142
>Implying my neighbors would talk to me
>Jewish so not triggered anyways

Whats with that naked girl poster on the wall?

They legalized beastiality?

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>>35948142
hippity hoppity get off my property

please

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>>35948142
Why am I outside and you're inside? What sorcery is this?!

I'd be pretty fucking angry.

The last thing I want is neighbours who are going to attempt socialising.

>>35948142

>shoot the nigger
>deep throat fuck the whore
>tell nigger to jerk off to it or die
>make her my cum dumpster
>shoot both at the end
>make kebab out of them
>tfw no need to go shopping for few months

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>Black person in my country.
Rare. She would be a continental euro coming to study with her new pet monkey tagging along.

I'm glad my grandpa owns all the property around mine so I'll never have to experience this

>>35948142
what a waste poor girl, the jews really are evil

>implying I'd even open the door or break the illusion that no one is home

If I'm not expecting anyone, that door isn't opening. Fuck off. Fuck OFF. FUCK OFF FUCK OOOOFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUCK OOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFF

>>35948178
>>35948199
>>35948219
>>35948233
>>35948523
>>35948761
>>35948689
"why am I a lonely virgin?"

>>35948789
why do you think im a lonely virgin ? because i hate niggers ? what kind of stupid logic is that

>implying they'd get past the fence that surrounds my property
>implying they'd ignore the "trespassers will be shot" sign
>implying I wouldn't take full advantage of my Second Amendment rights

>neighbours treat yo like a person and want to introduce themselves to you

Holy shit, I'd be ecstatic.

>>35948178
She asks you to keep the noise down when you masturbait. It turns them off

>"Hi neighbor! We j-

>WE

>Uhh...so anyways we just moved in next door and thought we'd st-

>WUZ

>introduce oursel-

>KANGS

>>35948789
>No racist has ever fucked a woman, and that's the only argument against racism.

How would you spy on them to watch them have sex?

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>>35948142
Your negro is well kept.
Nice teeth, looks like you barely beat him at all.

>>35948801
you're a fucking retard.

>>35948908
you're even more of a retard.

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>>35948142
>Implying she could get past my wal
>Implying they woulnd't get a baseball bat to the face for hopping onto my property
>Implying she wouldn't be raped by the local Achmeds around my neighbourhood

>>35948842
>shoot someone for trying to say hello
What the fuck is wrong with you?

>>35948952
>you're a fucking retard.
t. salty nigger

>>35948981
>getting triggered by being called retarded
wew lad you really are retarded

>>35949006
says the guy who very obviously get triggered because some people hate niggers wew

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How do Nigs always have pearly white teeth? They're constantly drinking crap like kool aid and arizona iced tea.

>>35949023
I hate niggers as well.
I just think you're a cancerous, retarded person. Probably a nigger too. You're also retarded.

>>35949048
doest make a lick of sense dumbfuck. explain yourself

>>35949067
you're on 4chan and you think people are getting triggered by dumb ape nig jokes. lol I just think you're retarded. retard.

>>35949101
but you called me retard before that post

>>35949101
also youre not better you think im triggered because i got called retard on 4chan

you sound pretty fucking stupid i wont lie. you cant even defend your position with coherence fucking sad brainlet

>>35949105
retard.

>>35949132
lol sentences are for retarded people u just proved my point.

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I act nice to their faces.

In my experience pushback is counterproductive since it just makes them think they're in a Romeo and Juliet relationship.

>>35948142
Even my fiance would close the door on these two. So sad

The guy seems genuinely nice, he has a kinder looking smile, as seen in the eyes.

The woman looks like a self-obsessed cunt.

I'd make friends with the dude and be cordial to the lady.

>>35948178
>be mulatto
>always wonder what you mean by wasting your genes as I am currently doing great in life as are my brothers
>realize it only about your identity

Are you really so feeble in your own constitution that you must attach value on your skin as if you are special for it? Kek your lift must suck

>>35949175
If that guy is respectable they almost always stay. I'm a rich mulatto and my black dad is the most respectable human beings I know. If it happens like that she was a dumb bitch for ever hooking up with a guy who would leave in the first place.

>She winks and mouths "help me"
>Drop kick Tyrone
>Call the popo

>>35949382
>Drop kick Tyrone

Is that before or after you unsheath the katana.

>>35949156
>i-im out of argument

>>35949354

Yeah, honestly I don't feel bad for single moms. I hate how they always try to make people for sorry for them because they had the bad judgement to let an unemployed alcoholic raw dog them.

>>35949382
>She winks and mouths "help me"
>I wink and mouth "nah"

>>35949317
so does your spelling

>>35948142
h-hi, we don't really do that here but thanks nonetheless
would you like some water?

>>35948981
I think even a nigger could do better, this level of stupid suggests coal burning roastie.
Which means all we have to do is wait for her pet ape to smash her noggin in like rotten pumpkin.

>>35949036
It's called brushing your teeth you disgusting doodoo breath faggot

>>35948142
I would be refreshed if this happened. No one talks to each other anymore. They would seem friendly to me.

"Hi, I'm anon. Nice to meet you."

I then proceed to rarely interact with them, or any of my other neighbors